bad_shrek Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 if i can only get my ex wife to have one last ride! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 watch out for the (word that rhymes with hick and begins with p).... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billywizz Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 watch out for the (word that rhymes with hick and begins with p).... i hang my head in shame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 i hang my head in shamei just saw the picture, i didn't see if anyone had written anything similar. Ah well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billywizz Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 i just saw the picture, i didn't see if anyone had written anything similar. Ah well.no worries mate, all about havin a laugh int it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 G'day one and all. It's been another very close contest, there were some very funny responses, but like always, there's only one winner even second place is the first loser - although £500 big ones int too bad!So, in second place we have:Madmax (very funny almost fell off me chair!)ANDbillywizz/Danakin (thought that they were too similiar to chose and originality comes into the winners vote)Congrats, you've got £500 buckaroos heading your wayAND FOR THE MIGHT FIRST PRIZE AND THE FREEDOM OF BRISTOL CITY CENTRE (when they let you take a cow into town):ARNYCon-grad-u-lations£1000 bucks! Can't be bad.Well done So for this weeks new contest: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmax Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 "The Dutch fans were pleased, but bemused that the Englands subs bench were sitting just in front of them"MM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bad_shrek Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Remember Kids, don't do steroids!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
repro-red Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Dutch prostitutes go topless and ready for action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 It's been very difficult to mark this weeks contest... What's with there being three prizes and a whopping three entries! Here goes anyway:Actually first, I want a go: "Martin Jol was more than happy with the way the cloning plan had worked. Next stop, world domination"And for the results:In runners up, winning £500 loverly jubberlys:Bad ShrekAndMadmaxCongrats.And in first place:WooooThe anticipation is killing me...Repro-redCongrats £1000 will be yours, coming over on the back of a postcard.This weeks entry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmax Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 "Gary Johnson isn't that bothered about steroids, after all, just take a look at him now"MM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
repro-red Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Thanks MTV for pimping my ride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolman Block B Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 It's been very difficult to mark this weeks contest... What's with there being three prizes and a whopping three entries! Here goes anyway:Actually first, I want a go: "Martin Jol was more than happy with the way the cloning plan had worked. Next stop, world domination"And for the results:In runners up, winning £500 loverly jubberlys:Bad ShrekAndMadmaxCongrats.And in first place:WooooThe anticipation is killing me...Repro-redCongrats £1000 will be yours, coming over on the back of a postcard.This weeks entry:"Hey Amigo" you see, i have baby "Bas Savages" for sell . How many you like??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeak Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Sanchez still had a chuckle at the old 'glue on the window' trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bad_shrek Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 "Damn these malnourished african children, they keep on splitting!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Emile Heskey takes a look at the driver whos taking him to his first days training at Wigan, and withdraws his contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Thought I'd get in there early this week and leave you with something for the weekend (WOOOHOOO I got a 4 day weekend )going to give it a try myself: "Raymond Domenech was unlucky to come second in the worlds biggest mono-brow contest to Algeria's last minute entry Jeff Geoff"Soooo, with the results for this week we have:ARNYANDDollyMarie Congrats, £500 bucks heading your way.And for the superflous, world acclaimed first prize we have:(drum roll please)......Repro Red!!!Was very funny! Give someone else a chance next time eh!Congratualtions, another one to add to the CV, and a loverlyjubberly £1000 for your wallet. The next entry is: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 The next entry is:Happy birthday Honey, her names Monika Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 I did not have sexual intercourse with "that" woman, or this one either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolman Block B Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 Thought I'd get in there early this week and leave you with something for the weekend (WOOOHOOO I got a 4 day weekend )going to give it a try myself: "Raymond Domenech was unlucky to come second in the worlds biggest mono-brow contest to Algeria's last minute entry Jeff Geoff"Soooo, with the results for this week we have:ARNYANDDollyMarie Congrats, £500 bucks heading your way.And for the superflous, world acclaimed first prize we have:(drum roll please)......Repro Red!!!Was very funny! Give someone else a chance next time eh!Congratualtions, another one to add to the CV, and a loverlyjubberly £1000 for your wallet. The next entry is:Down Monica, down girl.Ohh please be a good girl!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
repro-red Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Nick nack paddy whack give that dog a bone® Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bad_shrek Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 I gave monica a quick sniff and you smell awfully similar bill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 I've got the results from last weeks contest, some very funny comments, keep up the good work! Sooooooo, in the runners up spot we've got:BigToneAndReproRed Congrats, you've got a very posh £500 cheque heading your way.And in first place.........DollyMarieWell done, very funny! You've got a very nice £1000 smackerooneys heading your way! Onto the next contest: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Last year BCFC had delivery problems with the Polo Shirts.....this year they've got delivery problems with the first team kit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolman Block B Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 I've got the results from last weeks contest, some very funny comments, keep up the good work! Sooooooo, in the runners up spot we've got:BigToneAndReproRed Congrats, you've got a very posh £500 cheque heading your way.And in first place.........DollyMarieWell done, very funny! You've got a very nice £1000 smackerooneys heading your way! Onto the next contest: "Handgrenades" in the changing room i can take, but this is seriously taking the Pi-ss!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 That new bloke we signed brought his mobile phone into the showers, don't know about you but I'm outa here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfcchris2016 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 the bristol city players were embarrased last season when they finally found out the away city shirt for the 2005/06 is in-fact invinsible when the players put the shirt on and not gold coloured shirt they were thinking of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 City try and attract more female fans to Ashton Gate, by making the team play naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeak Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 TFG were seriously taking the p1ss now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bad_shrek Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 i tell you what, these new shirts certainly make you feel free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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