madmax Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 After the pre-season break, Gary Johnson held a 'Who Has the Whitest Bum' competition !MM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
repro-red Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Gary Johnson ups the anty from hand grenade to reveal his torpedo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 This really is the Bum's rush..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest :^)bcfcjake Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 This really is the Bum's rush.....bum's away!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 The Italian football federations revised ruling exposed much more than Juve' bargained for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 The Italian football federations revised ruling exposed much more than Juve' bargained for. I think its safe to say we have a winner. Very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 That's funny, last weeks contest was about an ape or something and had about 3 entries, this weeks showed a load of nekkid blokes and was suddenly inundadted. What does that say! Some very funny ones in there, it was a hard decision, but as always, there can only be one winner!Soooo, in joint second place we have....Big Tone AndJimmyCongrats, that's a loverly £500 whoppers heading your wayAnd in first place winning a stagering £1000 pounds (all of which was stolen from Her Majestys customs and excise):........ReproRed again! You've gotta start giving everyone else a chance!Congratulations that's £1000 pund! Can't be bad!Moving onto this weeks caption contest, see what you can do with this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
repro-red Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Wahoo I'm on fire meLee bum-choo still quite cant grasp the holding roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolman Block B Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 That's funny, last weeks contest was about an ape or something and had about 3 entries, this weeks showed a load of nekkid blokes and was suddenly inundadted. What does that say! Some very funny ones in there, it was a hard decision, but as always, there can only be one winner!Soooo, in joint second place we have....Big Tone AndJimmyCongrats, that's a loverly £500 whoppers heading your wayAnd in first place winning a stagering £1000 pounds (all of which was stolen from Her Majestys customs and excise):........ReproRed again! You've gotta start giving everyone else a chance!Congratulations that's £1000 pund! Can't be bad!Moving onto this weeks caption contest, see what you can do with this:"Strange place to keep the half time oranges" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bad_shrek Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 The Real reason why Zidane nutted materazzo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mutley147 Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 "This is what I gave your wife last night" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 They tried to introduce line outs to football, but it went horribly wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 D'ya like my new hat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfcchris2016 Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 'well i gotta go somewhere to wipe my bum' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 "Strange place to keep the half time oranges" "This is what I gave your wife last night" They tried to introduce line outs to football, but it went horribly wrongIn with the hot off the press results I can proudly anounce the runners up to be.....Mutley147ANDDollymarie That's a whopping £500 (free night out plus some) heading your way.AND the winnerWinning a loverly £1000 pondooly is..........ARNY Congrats. £1000 squids heading your way.On to this weeks contest: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 "Hey you might have lost your house, your husband and 3 of your children, but I'm sure if I sing you a song it will make it all better, now smile for the cameras or the man standing just out of shot will shoot your last child!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
next_year_I_hope Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 "at least you aint in shitty beirut"sorry about language but its topical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southy354 Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 George Bush's version of Sweet Home New Orleans didn't go down to well with the locals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mutley147 Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 "But Tony seemed to enjoy my private performance last night" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthebling Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 "Christ Condoleezza, you've put on some weight... Now dance bitch, DANCE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
repro-red Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 I had the whole world in my hands, I had the whole world in my hands ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolman Block B Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 In with the hot off the press results I can proudly anounce the runners up to be.....Mutley147ANDDollymarie That's a whopping £500 (free night out plus some) heading your way.AND the winnerWinning a loverly £1000 pondooly is..........ARNY Congrats. £1000 squids heading your way.On to this weeks contest:Oh come on love, don't be a spoil sport!!!Come on i,ll start.............ready..after 3........................."Old man river, you old man river, it just keeps rolling, that old man river, that old man river, it just keeps rolling along" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfcchris2016 Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 'Lab-an-on is falling down, falling down, falling down, Leb-an-on is falling down, arn't i naughty' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 'Lab-an-on is falling down, falling down, falling down, Leb-an-on is falling down, arn't i naughty' very cunningNo Stairway???...... DENIED!!!!!!!!!orand the man at the back said "everyone attack" and it turned into a big conflictand the girl in the corner, said "Bush i better warn you", it'll turn a big conflict.BIG CONFLICT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 very cunningSoz but that went straight over my head!Soooooo, here with the results from last weeks contest:In joint 2nd place winning a gurt lush £500 smackers......Southy354ANDARNY Very funny, well done. In with the industrial sized whoping £1000 first place prize we have...............(Can you bear the tension!).......Lord of teh Bling.Well done blingster that's a free night on the tiles. Onwards and upwards, here's this week's hilarity: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 michael, are you sure you want to do that?knight rider fans know what i mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 "Honest officer, I'm perfectly sober, my car really can talk and drive itself.....Kit? KIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolman Block B Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Soz but that went straight over my head!Soooooo, here with the results from last weeks contest:In joint 2nd place winning a gurt lush £500 smackers......Southy354ANDARNY Very funny, well done. In with the industrial sized whoping £1000 first place prize we have...............(Can you bear the tension!).......Lord of teh Bling.Well done blingster that's a free night on the tiles. Onwards and upwards, here's this week's hilarity:"No no no, your all wrong, i havent wet myself, its this leather seat and makes all yer bits sweaty" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southy354 Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 "Who's got four wheels, talks like this and looks like this? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmax Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 "Hey, I pushed the button, flew through the roof and ended up here, me and Kit are finished, know what I mean???".MM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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