Dolman Block B Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Apologies for the slight delay everyone, ladies and gents, here are the results for last weeks contest...Well we've had some absolute corkers this week... a very tough choice...But coming in joint second place and winning a thumping 500 big ones:ReproNogbadand...Redlegend!Congrats to you all, spend the money wisely!And coming up trumps with the winning caption this week...............BCFCady!! Congrats on your big win you've got a monstrous £1000!!And so we reach the most sought after prize - the wooden spoon... I'm afraid this weeks winner is Dolly!! Good on ya We now arrive at this weeks caption which I'm sure you've all been gagging for!!...GOOD LUCK!!Listen here you Brits, in the USA this is how we determine the lengths of our "willys".. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WARWICK RED Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 hey where is my tony blair glove puppet gone ?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
repro-red Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Bush gives the signal to let the bullsh*t begin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 And so we reach the most sought after prize - the wooden spoon... I'm afraid this weeks winner is Dolly!! Good on ya You're a braver man than me, Turnip, giving the wooden spoon to Dolly. Either you've put her off the comp. completely ( hard to believe) or she's grabbed that spoon and she's coming to get you..........Run, Turnip, run Turnip, run, run,run....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 ...GOOD LUCK!!I'm practising for my new job with "Phones 4 U" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Security, I think the green hat on my shoulder may have Osama Bin Laden hiding underneath it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 George Bush's Churchillianesque salute fails to hit home as he declares;"W is for victory" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Enormous Turnip Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 So here we go for the weekly judging of the caption contest, ladies and gents, here are the results...More entries than usual this week, a lot to choose from but still a decision must be made....And so coming in joint second place and pocketing 500 big ones are:JimmyDollyfRedNogbadRedlegendWarwick Redand........BigTone!!Congrats to you all, spend the money wisely!And so we come to tis weeks winner.........Who shall it be.........The tension is rising............Repro!! As said before a tough decision so congrats for coming top - youve got a whopping £1000!!The wooden spoon was too hard to award to any entries this week, but will be returning with a vengance next week - watch out!!Here we go ladies and gents to this weeks caption - and its a belter!!...GOOD LUCK!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 If I eat enough baked beans, I can fart enough to keep myself afloat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WARWICK RED Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 why can you never find a japanese whaling b oat when you need one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmer787 Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 The Japaniese sumo wrestling synchronized swimming team are very happy with the judges reaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolman Block B Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 So here we go for the weekly judging of the caption contest, ladies and gents, here are the results...More entries than usual this week, a lot to choose from but still a decision must be made....And so coming in joint second place and pocketing 500 big ones are:JimmyDollyfRedNogbadRedlegendWarwick Redand........BigTone!!Congrats to you all, spend the money wisely!And so we come to tis weeks winner.........Who shall it be.........The tension is rising............Repro!! As said before a tough decision so congrats for coming top - youve got a whopping £1000!!The wooden spoon was too hard to award to any entries this week, but will be returning with a vengance next week - watch out!!Here we go ladies and gents to this weeks caption - and its a belter!!...GOOD LUCK!!"Ahh sooooo", now we are floating the "Engewish" channel, and soon more "shinese" ship chops to open!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Sophs and I will take over Barry, i think the winner has to be repro for the only reasonably funny post Good stuff, nice oneGOOD LUCK!!These days fat asians who miss the sight of their penis have found a new technique... And boy do they laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avonmouth Docker Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Look out!!Here comes the Japanese Whaling Fleet!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
repro-red Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Waterlogged pitch halts sumo championship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedGhost Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 The Water's a bit nippy today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 GOOD LUCK!! Our feet are bright - our feet are ORANGE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 The Water's a bit nippy today. Ooer missus! Made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 How about all the cash to Nogbad and the wooden spoon to... er, Dolly. All agreed? Come on Turnip pull your finger out. Next......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avonmouth Docker Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Come on Turnip pull your finger out. Wonder where his finger really is??. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Move over Turnip, your vegetative state means keen Captioneer WhistleHappy is declared the new Captain of the Caption. Let the contest (re-) begin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Expert Happy Clappy Smiley shouts instructions & encouragement to promising apprentice! .. (see Nogbad post above) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Expert Happy Clappy Smiley shouts instructions & encouragement to promising apprentice! .. (see Nogbad post above) Top notch, but i'm not sure you've quite got the idea, the caption contest needs a new picture posting leader. Your boundless enthusiasm for captions would appear to make you the ideal man for the job, and can still enter each week - no limit on number of entries either ) You would also be the Weekly Judge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 ..yeah, I know how it works Nogs (erm, may I call you Nogs? ) there wasnt a picture so I thought I might as well use the ol' Smileys! ...Nah, I wouldnt commit to a regular thread, Nogs, just felt like havin' a bit of a laugh, - got the DollyMarie Caption comp running into a second page though, with almost a 1000 views so far (600 & odd since last night..) So thats been a bit of fun... gee, I really ought to get a life, Friday night/Saturday how sads that?? .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 ..yeah, I know how it works Nogs (erm, may I call you Nogs? ) there wasnt a picture so I thought I might as well use the ol' Smileys! ... Nah, I wouldnt commit to a regular thread, Nogs, just felt like havin' a bit of a laugh, - got the DollyMarie Caption comp running into a second page though, with almost a 1000 views so far (600 & odd since last night..) So thats been a bit of fun... gee, I really ought to get a life, Friday night/Saturday how sads that?? .. Fair enough WHappy , in that case the chortling Turnip must surely resume his lapsed labours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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