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I really hope that at least some of them are normal. Filling it with freaks and idiots just will have me switching off. I think my favourite years were the first year and the year with Helen and Paul.

Now its just a bunch of wannabes trying to get their foot on the celebrity ladder.

Will give it a week before I decide whether to carry on watching or not.

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I really hope that at least some of them are normal. Filling it with freaks and idiots just will have me switching off. I think my favourite years were the first year and the year with Helen and Paul.

Now its just a bunch of wannabes trying to get their foot on the celebrity ladder.

Will give it a week before I decide whether to carry on watching or not.

Agree they need to put normal people in. I've heard that this year they've changed the house quite a lot.

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I've been dreading this ever since I heard it was on again soon.

I'm amused at the idea that they should put more normal people in. In my book that's impossible - anyone who seriously attempts to get on a reality TV show like that is an attention seeking worthless freak by definition.

If they're not going to give up yet (which I'd much prefer) then they need to make it a tad bit more interesting.

Some suggestions:

Randomly setting housemates on fire would heat things up a little

All beds should be of the middle eastern "made of nails" variety and no seating should be provided

Occasionally launching mortars into the garden would make watching people sleep in the sun for 12 hours a day more appealing

Having interesting housepets would be cool - like lions and tigers

Eviction should mean two big geezers with baseball bats beating the crap out of the unlucky housemate and throwing his gear out the window

The reward for successfully completing a task should be not getting 40 lashes

All drinks, even the tap water, should be at least 5% alcohol

All food should be spiked with hallucinogens, at least 50% sugar and there should only be enough provided to feed half the people in the house

I might watch it if they did all that.

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I've been dreading this ever since I heard it was on again soon.

I'm amused at the idea that they should put more normal people in. In my book that's impossible - anyone who seriously attempts to get on a reality TV show like that is an attention seeking worthless freak by definition.

If they're not going to give up yet (which I'd much prefer) then they need to make it a tad bit more interesting.

Some suggestions:

Randomly setting housemates on fire would heat things up a little

All beds should be of the middle eastern "made of nails" variety and no seating should be provided

Occasionally launching mortars into the garden would make watching people sleep in the sun for 12 hours a day more appealing

Having interesting housepets would be cool - like lions and tigers

Eviction should mean two big geezers with baseball bats beating the crap out of the unlucky housemate and throwing his gear out the window

The reward for successfully completing a task should be not getting 40 lashes

All drinks, even the tap water, should be at least 5% alcohol

All food should be spiked with hallucinogens, at least 50% sugar and there should only be enough provided to feed half the people in the house

I might watch it if they did all that.

:rofl2br: That would be more watchable

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I've been dreading this ever since I heard it was on again soon.

I'm amused at the idea that they should put more normal people in. In my book that's impossible - anyone who seriously attempts to get on a reality TV show like that is an attention seeking worthless freak by definition.

If they're not going to give up yet (which I'd much prefer) then they need to make it a tad bit more interesting.

Some suggestions:

Randomly setting housemates on fire would heat things up a little

All beds should be of the middle eastern "made of nails" variety and no seating should be provided

Occasionally launching mortars into the garden would make watching people sleep in the sun for 12 hours a day more appealing

Having interesting housepets would be cool - like lions and tigers

Eviction should mean two big geezers with baseball bats beating the crap out of the unlucky housemate and throwing his gear out the window

The reward for successfully completing a task should be not getting 40 lashes

All drinks, even the tap water, should be at least 5% alcohol

All food should be spiked with hallucinogens, at least 50% sugar and there should only be enough provided to feed half the people in the house

I might watch it if they did all that.

Switch the showers between hot-cold at random intervals :ph34r:

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How about switch the showers between boiling oil and treacle and sprinkle in meat eater ants at random intervals?

Are you sure you don't work at Endemol?

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I want to kill those twins already. Can't understand a bloody word they say!!!

I know twins often have a language of their own between eachother, but from experience they usually grow out of that at 3 or 4 years old!!!!

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I want to kill those twins already. Can't understand a bloody word they say!!!

I know twins often have a language of their own between eachother, but from experience they usually grow out of that at 3 or 4 years old!!!!

They have to go!

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