Gert Mare

We are a below average looking side in every department. Like Bricktop said Boro are going through us like a knife through butter. Feed them to the pigs Errol.

It’s about scoring goals, not this shitty tippy tappy bollocks without any end product. It was a given that Boro would have one chance and score whilst we were pissing about with possession. What a gift too. Worse than comical.

More opportunity for boob cricket then?!

Not only have they blatantly copied our PR on the release of their new shirts, but they have opted for the Tesco Carrier Bag look again. I wonder if they are selling “Value” tracksuit tops to go with it? DC: We need cash for some new players? Wally: We need a new pitch. Pitch comes first. LIDL have a sale on. 5 more journeymen going for free in the Charity Bucket.

Bristol Rovers fans played a huge part in convincing Alex Rodman to join the Gas Gas' new winger gives his first interview He told the club's site : "I'm absolutely delighted now and can't wait to get ready. Rodman says one of the biggest attractions was playing in front of the Gas ' fans. "The fan base here is one of the main attractions. I remember playing here years ago in a night game on a Friday night and the place was absolutely rocking. There was boob cricket, racial abuse, horse punching, burning City shirts, spitting, attacking their own stewards, punching opposing players in the back of the net, pitch invasions, multiple arrests and more banning orders than you could shake a stick at.” "It's somewhere I've always managed to do quite well at, as Rovers have been dogshit for many years now. Someone reminded me that they have been below City for almost 18 years now! I think someone mentioned the goal scoring record I've had against Bristol Rovers, which is quite good. "Hopefully I can do that for Bristol Rovers but playing against them at the ground over the years, the atmosphere has been toxic and hopefully we can replicate the success I had with Shrewsbury last year and the place will be rocking this year, unless the fake sheikhs make a significant investment in the ramshackled tented commune”.

If you listen to the deluded fewers where I live they are “As big as City”, “One of the biggest clubs in League One”, In fact they are “Too big for League One”, their fan base is “Huge”, but some have just become a bit disillusioned, have lost interest a bit and, “Don’t bother to go down anymore”, but they still “Hate the ******* shit”. Their away support is one of the “Best in the land” and they believe that they are the “envy of a lot of other clubs”, all of which “Hate the shit” and have a “Soft spot for Rovers” as Rovers are a “Proper club”, unlike the “Franchise Shit”. Dean Windass is still their biggest legend. It used to be Ricky Lambert, but he went to Southampton and didn’t mention the Rovers as being one of his former clubs that helped his career to get him recognised to play for England. Didn’t stop them masturbating over him when he played and scored for England, but it severely dampened his legend status. FTG FTS!

I see they have been splashing the invisible cash on another released player today. 6th richest club in England mind!

They have even got a section dedicated to ‘Victim Support’

Family Club

Oh and it will be a round one in the middle of the room. Moving with the 80’s. It’ll be like “Cheers” at the San Giro. With “Gurt Ted” Danson

Is this the same bloke with “Lambert” on the back of an England shirt? He must be shopping for boxes of Kleenex seeing as he is a total manual manipulator.

The new Wembley had just opened. Ted’s went as well to see the new ground and hope that Rovers would lose. Inflated figures due to Wembley being ‘new’.

They didn’t. They charged it against the San Giro (Prowed Park).

They probably received the standard death threats from the family club tote end neanderthals.

That’s the one. Perhaps they will rename the corrugated roof area between the Blackthorn End and the Cricket Pavilion the “Bristol Post Racist Enclosure”

The blue and white glitter is falling off of the Gas turd. But they are a self confessed massive family club and they are ready for evolution (in whatever millennium that turns out to be) and Wally is a really really lovely man. They are so deluded over at the Big Top that it’s like a Waco Texas tribute.

11d and a barrel of Watneys?

Don’t you hold the league record for squatting in stadiums?

Have you seen the write up in the Evil Post? Must have been tongue in cheek...... There is a part where they talk about some group and in brackets write (SAG) It apparently took a team of Project Managers 14 months to decide which tent to buy and 2 days to erect.

Wig Wam Bam I think? Anyway, that have shut Ye Olde Flowerpot in Kingswood.....another Gas haunt bites the dust.

I’ve never asked his football team preference, but I’m pretty sure you are right there Miah. I’ll look out for the caravans approaching...

I know him. I’ll give him a ring later.

Top post. Had his 3 Windows. No further forward. No leaders or communicators? Surely that was part of Mark Ashton’s ‘due diligence’? He and Lee certainly banged on and on about DNA. I have seen lots of people with all of these coaching badges and excellent grades, but they cannot get the best out of players and can’t properly man manage. I have seen them make the fatal mistake of trying to ‘educate’ the players with this pompously written clap trap, but this is footballers we are talking about. They just want to play football and enjoy it. They don’t want to be ‘schooled’. Talent, fitness and fun will get the best out of footballers, not quoting Einstein’s theory of relatively. You pass to him, he passes to him, he crosses to him, and he scores. He’s deadly in front of goal so make sure you get it to him as much as possible. If the ball comes near our goal don’t piss about with it get it as far up the other end of the pitch as you can because the opposition won’t score from there. Football is a simple game. Get a brilliant man manager and an assistant who can find the right sort of players to do their jobs well as part of a team. Job done. I think that our problem is that we’ve tried to go all 21st century and our players aren’t interested anymore. The fun has gone. The demise has begun.

Blocking is standard. I have to read their shit about 2nd May 1990 and not only how they “deserved it” but how funny it was that they nipped in to steal the Championship trophy at our expense. Then as soon as I post celebrations of our league and cup double I am blocked or unfriended, or no longer followed. How ******* pathetic is that? Some of these are supposedly mature blokes. Don’t ******* dish it out if you can’t take some back (with a bit on top and some actual facts thrown in). It’s the Sags primitive defence mechanism. As Neanderthals with small club syndrome they are programmed to celebrate anything that makes them feel BIGGER than the the Ted’s. Even if it is for seconds. It’s like Sag Tourettes and once they realise what they have done they literally have to hide and go to la-la land until it is all over. In the case of the Conference this silence can last for up to 2 years. Yes, the franchise statement from the Dwane Sport franchise of the Channel Islands. MancGas has clearly malfunctioned which is standard for a Sag faced with facts. If 2014 did them so good did they pick up all of those football banning orders for “celebrating”? Why was the Steward put into row Z? Why was Dobbin “Punched”, why did the young lad “crack” the copper in the middle of the pitch? Didn’t look like those supporters who stormed on the pitch after Mansfield went to the box to applaud Higgs? Was Mike “Two Divorces” tears simply tears of joy? “Muhdumm”, did they run across to the Mansfield supporters looking for Ted infiltrators to “Hug”?, Why did they fall silent for 2 years? #Gaslogic is a mental disorder. It’s called Paranoid Schizophrenia. Effectively you see things that aren’t there, believe you are someone else with magical powers, and then when things go tits up you deny any recollection of it. Don’t let the facts get in the way. They will go on lockdown. Steve Lansdown was a Sag you know! That’s it though we DO UNDERSTAND and agree that it was the best thing that ever happened to you Sags. Beats your 0-0 Watney Cup victory hands down. We still believe it was the best thing and have devoted a 704 page thread dedicated to it’s honour and your ongoing gift provisions. @Ska Junkie had it and realeased my “Remix” a few months back. It truly is comedy gold. You want to watch a Sag wither when it is played to them?! You would be hard pushed to find a Sag that can tolerate it until the end. They generally walk of as soon as Geoffrey Twentyman says “Any idea of where Alfreton is?” 18,000 all white plastic seater Big Top on the way for the clowns. Mind the Gap. Just proves a point that they have been obsessively reading our Sir Colin Day celebrations and have been hurt beyond belief as they were back in 2014. Best thing that ever happened to them my arse! Wonder if they will still be saying that when DC eventually ***** off and they are languishing at the foot of League 2 again with rain pouring through holes in the tents?!

I know. Never ever get bored of it. Have to pinch myself just to believe that it actually happened and how hilarious it was.