Slacker Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 Supposing you had to self isolate for up to three months.Who would you invite into your temporary lockdown shelter?I was going to run off a big list of people who would be good fun (Scott Murray,Ian Wright,Jeremy Clarkson-well I find him funny),maybe a decent chef,a painter and decorator/general builder/landscape gardener,Roger Wilkins and a tractor full of his finest,that sort of thing.Then I thought that is all a bit greedy and unnecessary, so I will just make a bit of space for Daisy Lowe.Sorry Roger,but if you could just leave the cider in the garage I would be much obliged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe jordans teeth Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 Without thinking much about it Halle Berry and numerous other fit ladies and Ian Holloway so I can beat the shit out the gas scumbag everyday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 Jennifer Aniston although she could get a bit needy I reckon. Those three babes off the Wowcher advert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 The cat. He seems pretty unconcerned. Ha...should read OPs more carefully! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 My lovely family. Don't need anyone else. Happy with what I've got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 On 31/03/2020 at 20:47, Red-Robbo said: My lovely family. Don't need anyone else. Happy with what I've got. Lucky you, @Red-Robbo I've not seen my daughter or my son, or my grand kids since all this madness started and the prospect of seeing them in months is looking rather bleak (hence my over appearance on OTIB recently) and it is really hard going to say the least. You are dead right with what you say... We''ll get through this though, we will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted April 2, 2020 Admin Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 On 31/03/2020 at 17:02, Slacker said: Supposing you had to self isolate for up to three months.Who would you invite into your temporary lockdown shelter?I was going to run off a big list of people who would be good fun (Scott Murray,Ian Wright,Jeremy Clarkson-well I find him funny),maybe a decent chef,a painter and decorator/general builder/landscape gardener,Roger Wilkins and a tractor full of his finest,that sort of thing.Then I thought that is all a bit greedy and unnecessary, so I will just make a bit of space for Daisy Lowe.Sorry Roger,but if you could just leave the cider in the garage I would be much obliged. Doesn't "self" isolation mean you are alone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted April 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, phantom said: Doesn't "self" isolation mean you are alone? We would be alone together.I am confident I can make this happen. Please don't try and confuse the issue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Med/MadHatter Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 16 hours ago, AppyDAZE said: Lucky you, @Red-Robbo I've not seen my daughter or my son, or my grand kids since all this madness started and the prospect of seeing them in months is looking rather bleak (hence my over appearance on OTIB recently) and it is really hard going to say the least. You are dead right with what you say... We''ll get through this though, we will. My kids and grandkids, live in Weymouth and I haven't seen them in person for over 2 years, bloody heartbreaking, we chat on video link up every week or so, but I feel your pain mate, when this is over i hope the airlines and travel companies don't gouge us all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 On 31/03/2020 at 17:13, Lanterne Rouge said: Jennifer Aniston although she could get a bit needy I reckon. Those three babes off the Wowcher advert. You're in my bloody head again LR. I only clicked on this thread to say exactly the same thing. We could be Friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted April 3, 2020 Admin Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 On 31/03/2020 at 17:13, Lanterne Rouge said: Jennifer Aniston although she could get a bit needy I reckon. Those three babes off the Wowcher advert. @Lanterne Rouge - This advert? Morgan Beveridge Carmelle Rudder Nikkita Chadha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 All nice, but bagsie the one at the top (red haired one) Gorgeous eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 6 minutes ago, AppyDAZE said: All nice, but bagsie the one at the top (red haired one) Gorgeous eyes. You`re not having Morgan, I`ve already booked her in! She has got something about her though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 4 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said: You`re not having Morgan, I`ve already booked her in! She has got something about her though. Too late! Hang on, I'll put her on the line... Seriously though. I never even knew about this woman. She is really nice. REALLY NICE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, AppyDAZE said: Too late! Hang on, I'll put her on the line... Pictures or it didn`t happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 5 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said: You`re not having Morgan, I`ve already booked her in! She has got something about her though. Oh yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 4 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said: Pictures or it didn`t happen. It didn't Bollocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamalagerdrinker Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Liam & Noel Gallagher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted April 3, 2020 Admin Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 On 02/04/2020 at 10:43, Slacker said: We would be alone together.I am confident I can make this happen. Please don't try and confuse the issue! Now I understand Would be these three - sadly I have only met two of them........ so far! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 hour ago, AppyDAZE said: All nice, but bagsie the one at the top (red haired one) Gorgeous eyes. Like a bit of ginge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 20 minutes ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: Like a bit of ginge. Me too. lovely flavour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said: Me too. lovely flavour. Oooh-errr missus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Who's the one with the dark hair and blue eyes, folks? She is pretty damned beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Rachel Khoo for me and she can cook as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 29 minutes ago, BigTone said: Rachel Khoo for me and she can cook as well Never heard of her, but judging by the piccy, it's a yes from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe jordans teeth Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 3 hours ago, AppyDAZE said: All nice, but bagsie the one at the top (red haired one) Gorgeous eyes. Damn she is fit,when we all come out of lockdown we can all go and try and pull her because I’m sure she’s interested in ugly Bristolians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 15 minutes ago, AppyDAZE said: Never heard of her, but judging by the piccy, it's a yes from me. Oh yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, BigTone said: Oh yeah Stop it @BigTone Just stop it :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted April 3, 2020 Admin Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 2 hours ago, AppyDAZE said: Who's the one with the dark hair and blue eyes, folks? She is pretty damned beautiful. Which picture @AppyDAZE ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 3 hours ago, phantom said: Now I understand Would be these three - sadly I have only met two of them........ so far! The one in the middle in this post @phantom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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