Bazooka Joe

Rovers scouts looking for minge in a foreign land. Now there’s a surprise.

We already have a couple of tweaks running our club. Assisted by Tin Can.

Agree, but we have three top-of-the-table idiots running our club. Dumb, dumber and dumber-than-dumb.

I preferred my earlier (tongue-in-cheek) translation. Venit super te reds.

What have altered Audi parts got to do with this?

You don't have to go to Wickes for that. Try a bit of do-it-yourself at home.

I think you're probably having a glimpse of the future. A cracking, winning goal by the Wycombe keeper against the Scrags tomorrow?

Looks like Johnson's started another streak. Can he make it three?

Following all the pie-in-the-sky amongst the deluded Fewers. Cue for spectacular crash-landing at Wycombe?

God, you really are boring. Why you on here? Got no mates? I wonder why?

That’s a pretty grave statement. Mind you, it does make me wonder why Bury didn’t play in black.

I assume Watford are called the Hornets because of their team colours. But according to the Blue Few, Hornets are those holey stockings that Irene wears.

I'd hazard a guess that those above are members of Bristol Rovers 1970 squad. Robin Stubbs-Toe, Frankie Prince-Charmless, Johnny Petts (I bet he does !), Don (you know .... Meg's son), and Lindsay Parsons-Nose.

Brilliant win and performance. Results like this will bring fans together. All for one and 1-4 all !

Could this be the beginning of a spectacular implode for Ipswich? If so, I hope Ashton spends recklessly/wastefully as they attempt to buy their way out of trouble/freefrall and gets them into the same sh*t that he got us into. Never had a real problem with Ipswich before, but I do now, and will until Ashton goes elsewhere.

Get over it Rosenior. "Barman, when you're ready . . . a gin and bitter liam for my friend"

" ok! i will get my coat! " is a great way to end your song, but doesn't make sense. Come to think of it, "Song for the oldies" is an odd opening line too.

Hope someone finds this ring (sees Andrew's message) and does the right thing. Let's spread the word.

And we're sticking them in the back of the net ! Who'd have thought?

Not a patch on Rosenior Senior.

Sour grapes make the best whine.

Really pleased to get that win. Don't mind how we get the points as long as we keep bagging them. Especially pleased to see Mehmeti and Knight on the scoresheet. Nice to have a stress-free weekend. Have a good Christmas and drink up thy zyder, for tonight we'll merry be !

But are they pHullovers?

I suspect people with see right through them. Doesn't have a ghost of chance? Could this be why Richard Ghould left?

Do they sack players when they're on crutches?