Bazooka Joe

I believe there have recently been a spate of calf strains at Uddersfield, Port Veal, Bullton Wanderers and Brighton & Hoof Albion. Hope Naismith gets butter soon.

Did you not get the pre-match lowdown?

Three Mo points for us. Eisa having a party to celebrate.

Our losing streak at Preston Now End. Cracking win.

That second goal . . . . Bellissimo !

You've totally lost me. Bristol City FC is the only club in Bristol. Am I missing something? Please explain.

This twelve year jinx must/will (North) end on Saturday. Mehmeti or Cornick to net the winner ?

It was a good day out, apart from Macken winding us up. The Preston fans seemed genuinely pleased about us getting promoted,

Each and every one a mug. And only a mug would buy one. They're taking the piss. Chamber pots would have been more appropriate,

Another Semen-yo shot on target,

Reckon you're right, but let's see whether he comes onto the pitch overtly displaying either a tangerine-tan or plain lilywhite skin.

The look of a man who has just been sentenced to death. Just imagine his face when he actually arrives and sees the Cremorial Stay-awaydium. There'll be a-weeping, a Waeling, and a gnashing of teeth,

Shame about Low. He was unlucky to give such a poor performance against Lincoln, which was partly due to the team as a whole playing badly. He must have lost a heap of confidence after that game. If he's mentally tough, he will recover and rebuild himself. I've said this elsewhere, but will say it again. Low has the potential to become a solid, reliable, defender. Hopefully, playing regularly for us rather than another club.

Didn't know this. Good to hear. The shows the guy has class. Wish him well.

Spot on, The Stockport Skins were tough but small in number. I worked in Greater Manchester and have relatives who are fanatical CityMancs. I can confirm they occasionally gave the Stockport boys a helping hand when big firms or those with reputations visited.

No, apparently he's the steady, predictable, reliable one. Just wait and see the real maverick we're still trying to sign up.

So the Wycombe lot kidnapped him, tied him to a cup ( strange thing to do) and we pay £1M to release him. Anyone willing to quote the Source(r) for this?

The Mashton Plastic Flag Co in China made a real killing that day . . . . . allegedly. And ever since that day the club has been on Greta Glumberg's hit list for quadrupling our carbon footprint. As an act of contrition, I urge fellow supporters to bring a wind-turbine or solar panel to the Man City game.

Obvious innit. He was having a wa sh !

Does anyone know fans of the other remaining clubs who are desperate to play or avoid us?

Chef Pearson knows the supporters are hungry . . . . for success. Feed the fans and they will roar.

That would be a pizza cake.

What a Yanker !

Liverpool fortunate not to get two red cards. Given their current form, I hope we avoid Brighton in the next round.

I have a feeling Low will learn, improve and come back a better player. He was unlucky to have a poor game against Lincoln, when everyone else performed badly too.