Bazooka Joe

A few on here think appointing Shakespeare to the coaching staff would be a Bard decision. They fear it wouldn't be a case of "All's well that ends well",

Cracking idea ! Will it be split screen? I dread to think what you'll do if we get 6 points. The mind boggles !

Maybe, just maybe, none/some of them are not as good as some supporters think they are. And if, (and for me, it's a big "if"), they are as good as people think they are, the question should be "Why aren't these players, taking some personal responsibility for not playing as well as we believe they can?" It's too simplistic to just blame Pearson for everything that's wrong, though ultimately, the buck has to stop with him (or Lansdown).

I rate Pearson, and understand what he's trying to do with scant resources, but his stubborness is doing him him no favours. Tough game coming up against a physically strong Millwall side, with some big players. Which means that barring injury, given Pearson's bloody-mindedness, King will be the first name on the team sheet, as centre-back. We need a clean sheet to have a chance of getting something from the Den. C'mon Nige, do us all a favour and stick in some, genuine, big strong defenders. If not, you may soon find yourself fighting adversaries more formidable than a pack of wolves.

Should they play Martin at CB alongside King.

Ageing midfielder at CB again? Dangerous Duh !-King gamble.

Wow ! That was one helluva team back in the day, before their owners deserted them, after discovering their liquid assets had dried up. Water palaver !

Without physical programmes, fitness levels will fall.

I'll check in my copy of "It all kerhof'd in Bristol"

Maybe, but rumoured to be a bit of a knob.

Hans Noah Massengo ?

Unrealistic to think we'd get both. I'd settle for just Nilly.

If Martin goes, who will we bring onto the pitch to signal our surrender ?

Yes ! Confirmed on Jah-oo nein days ago.

Apparently, the winning entry was submitted some time ago by Mr M. Ashton from East Anglia. A worthy winner no doubt. However, he was not tempted by the life-size mirror which was the main prize, and will be shortly submitting an invoice for £100,000 . . . . . . . . . allegedly.

I could never understand Johnson's mumbo-jumbo. (Let's be honest, who could?) Whether you like Pearson or not, he speaks clearly and frankly, and much of what he says makes a lot of sense, and offers realistic hope. But, irrespective of what he says and his strategy, fans and supporters will judge him on results. He needs to start delivering wins, and accumulating the points we need, starting with the game against West Brom. Let's hope we knock-out the Baggies on Boxing Day.

"OMG ! Thank you Santa. Just what I've always wanted . . . . . . a banning order . . . which means I'll never have to come to this dump again" " Psst ! . . . Pardon me for whispering, but the creepy old git behind me has been following me all over the place. I think he might try to groom me into becoming the second member of his Blue Few Supporters Club. Can you please call the Police?"

Maybe Southgate secretly added him to the squad, but Toney simply decided to work from home. What are the odds on that?

Probably because penalties are never awarded in City's favour. If this continues the governing body might as well scrap them whenever we play. Wasn't Atyeo the last player to score a penalty for us?

Well, as far as I'm concerned, that makes you fully qualified to take over the running of our beloved club. (Seriously though, I guessed you were only joking, which is I made reference to "bottom" in my previous post. Nothing wrong with having a bit of fun on here, especially with the way things are going at the moment).

Some weeks ago this scenario would have been probably about as likely as Saudi Arabia beating Argentina in a World Cup game.

You realise most people on this forum are probably hopeless at keeping secrets. Maybe better to keep whatever you know to yourself. Though I'm curious how you got to the bottom of all this.

What a stupid question. Everyone knows that there's only one team in Bristol !

Let me guess. If you told us, you'd have to kill us.