Bazooka Joe

Sounds very much like a first-team game.

The game will be over by then. Unless the game goes to extra-extra time.

As others have said, no disrespect to fellow Reds who have died, and their families/friends but . . . . . . let's also spare a thought for the thousands who have "died" from boredom watching some really shite football, at Ashton Gate and away, over the years.

Bristol Live headline today Math Withers' take on FA Cup frustration This just about sums up the quality of spell-checking and editing on this site. Total embarrassment. Just a fraction of how good it should be. It's pretty basic. Explains why numbers are falling. Some of the things they write don't seem to add up, including multiple inaccuracies. No wonder readers are divided. With so many seemingly obtuse reporters, it's hard to work out their angle. but not an unsolvable problem. Sorry to seem so negative, However, on the plus side, all things being equal, by my calculation, there is potential for better times. I had hoped to be more discrete, but their continuous mistakes provided the proof I needed. You can accuse me of hawking an opinion, but you don't have to be Einstein to agree with my theory, Relatively speaking, of course.

Okay. Whilst we're waiting for one ... Pen will I see you again" - Three Degrees and if/once we start getting lots of penalties .... "It's raining pens, hallelujah ! "

Probably too graphic for some. .

Or even perhaps a squirt or spurt ? Goodnight Urine, goodnight Urine, I'll pee you in my dreams.

Looks like smarmy Mark Ashton has been BuSteed. And presumably "Mother" isn't very happy. Looks like his fate hangs in the balance. Hopefully, Ipswich's failure to go up, will Emma Peel it. Tara mate !

A point gained when other teams near the bottom get none, is a good end to the day. The players will have to battle hard every game to get the points needed to climb away from the danger zone. Not a time for faint hearts.

Here's hoping that Mark Robbins has lost the (salad) dressing room,

Did they bring him onto the pitch on a stretcher?

Out of likes today, but it's another like from me.

Lettuce hope so.

The Packem Inn.

You beat me to this Major. Pretty impressive for a spritely 80 year old (plus) war veteran !

Joey Barton ? - Go directly to jail

Guess that embarrassing defeat was simply a case of . . . Unlucky da shirt !

Too many highly dishonourble individuals, such as Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris, have been awarded an honour of some kind (thankfully some have have their honours stripped). Likewise, many have bought their honours by offering favours or donating large sums of money to political parties and the establishment. Might have been a good thing in principle at it's inception (arguably), but the present-day honours system has been corrupted and discredited.

Hey ! Tony Blair is outed as a cuckold. This gives a whole new meaning to that old "Cherie on the top" song.

Never mind all this nonense . . . quand aurons-nous une pénalité ?

Very pleased to hear your good news ITN. (This deserves to be an ITN News headline) It gives me as much pleasure as hearing about another crushing defeat for the Rovers, After getting rid of this cancer, you deserve to receive the ( In the ) Net Zero Award of the Year. Truce over. Normal hostilities and abuse will be resumed at the earliest possible opportunity.

Don't be so modest, POH-H, no matter how hard it is.

No time like the present. Delia has sent out a call for potential replacements. "Let's be havin' you !" . . . "hic !"

Alexander will definitely be a form-philler. My hope is that he'll be Alexander the Great.

Now that's what I call consistency. That explains the shit that has been hitting the fans.