Bazooka Joe

Judging by their latest defeats, it has been officially confirmed. The Loan-atics have taken over the Asylum. And apparently Joseph Barton Esq is now thinking about exceeding the loan limit. Mad !

I'm inclined to agree. A rare opportunity wasted. So close and yet so far. Effin' Hull !

Sounds like Marie may be our good luck charm. All the best to both of you.

Like they do at Knots County?

Who said you can't win anything with kids? Looks like we may have some further exciting prospects coming through the ranks. Cue for hope and optimism.

High-fives all round at Morecambe. The Blue Few who thought they were going to get three easy points weren't very Wise. Hey Joey, what do you think of it so far?

They'd be better off summoning a rescue boat. Hit by two Bellistic missiles and sunk without trace.

Proves that sometimes, especially for West Brom, possession can be 9/10th's of the loss.

They try to, but it's a pointless exercise. Even after he was clearly told to ruck off. Some call him Scrum of the Earth.

Bit of a mad thing to say, but I find the straitjacket very comfortable.

If not, we'll have been done like a kipper, Cravat emptor !

Proof, if proof were needed, that you can't polish a turd. Shit signing. Now here's a question . . . who was worse, Diony or Marinovic ?

F'haikin hell ! We've finally signed a player in this transfer window. And it looks like a good one, Valdari, Valdara !

Bugger ! Now the first team will have to wait another three years to get the next one.

If this is the case, I suspect he may well be a triple agent. Might be worthing checking the Spy Sports channel later.

No, he's taking his time.

Well, in today's world, if you upset someone, you either get a warning or a ban. It's so unfair. Poor Darvel will have to pay the price for upsetting the Dons.

Judging by the latest Edinburgh derby results, maybe Johnson's Hearts not in the game anymore. If things don't improve it'll soon be Sunshine on Leeve. Sorrow, sorrow, Sorrow, sorrow. Shame really. The Hibee faithful deserve better, and perhaps Lee could do with a break.

This confirms it. It belongs to Chris Martin's agent.

Good post. Seems like you're pushing the envelope, but be careful. You might get band. The Post Office is trying to stamp this out.

What a crying shame. All those signings. Another huge waste of someone else's money. Fog off Ashton !

Contrary to certain pubic opinion.

A point gained, while some of the teams around us got none, is worth its weight in gold.

That's a bit over the top.

(Big Yellow) Taxi for SD.