Bazooka Joe

Long time since we had a fearless striker. Fortune favours the brave.

Probably Shepton Mallet Prison. Like bees round a honeypot. Like flies (bluebottles) around a turd.

Who cares ! Three points. Scrappy Days !

Pring & Wells, Pring & Wells Pring scored one today Oh, what fun it is to see The City win away

S'not is it?

Proved me wrong again Mr Pearson. What do I know? Keep up the good work.

I'd have Atkinson playing instead of King. We need strong defenders who can handle Rotherham's physicality.

The eternal dreaded curse.

The Phlemorial is renowned for it's recycling initiatives. Have you noticed the yellow stuff coming out of the sprinklers they use to wet the pitch? That's why their opponents take the piss.

That's totally unfair. What about the 40,000 locked outside?

Very hard to crack and get out of their shell, which is why they are one of the favourites. My mother asked me if I thought they'll win the Cup. I replied " Nay Mar "

Those Brazilians . . . . . . . they're nuts !

1-0 it's all Jappening !

"Farce is comedy that seeks to amuse and entertain an audience through situations that are highly exaggerated, extravagant, ridiculous, absurd, and improbable." I'd demand a refund if I were you.

You two are Poles apart.

Agricultural tackle = any farmworker's meat and two veg.

Probably Annie W - she was everyone's bosom pal in them days.

Trotters v Squatters

Ahh that snappy little Suarez ! Take no notice, His bark is worse than his bite,

True, but some say . . . Greece is the word, is the word that you heard It's got groove it's got meaning Greece is the time, is the place is the motion Greece is the way we are feeling

A freeze-frame of the "goal" was therefore appropriate.

Haven't they heard of "Don't wash your dirty linen in public"? No matter how hard they try, they'll never get rid of the skidmarks and stench. I imagine they were foolishly doing high fives sixes when they finished filming.

Slghtly off topic, but imagine having one of these at the Slumorial Ground. What a scary thought.

For all the Fewers who say they hate to see Rovers lose . . . . . it's a good thing they could listen to today's humiliation on the radio. Christmas has come early. Please let me be the first to wish you "A Very Merry Exit. and a Crappy New Year"

Hope Boreham Wood get Man City or Liverpool in the next round, just to rub salt into the Fewers' wound, Who would then get a huge financial windfall and massive media exposure? Boreham would, but Rovers woodn't.