Bazooka Joe

I stand corrected. I blame my useless researcher. You just can't find reliable staff these days. After King's performance at CB today. maybe Rob Page is regretting already having named his central defenders for Qatar.

I believe they first appeared after our loss against the Blades. Billy Sharp is the prime suspect.

After King's performance at CB today. maybe Southgate is regretting already having named his central defenders for Qatar. ?

Surprised, but really pleased that we didn't lose or, even worse, lose heavily. Mediocre game, but good to see players working hard and battling. A clean sheet against Watford is admirable and a bonus, but maybe like Sheff U, they have been over-hyped.

King? WTF !

Yeh, and that antedeluvian Chris Martin did exactly the same. Saving himself in the hope of a surprise call up to the Scotland squad. England beware !

Lucky you. I've been tearing my hair out whilst watching City over the years. With regards to the nosh, perhaps Mullet would be appropriate for both hairstyle and taste-buds. But then again, I'm only fishing for compliments.

I thought we already had . . . . Granny Martin.

Judging by numerous news clips I have seen, it appears a certain Joe Biden enjoys a good sniff. Allegedly, of course, It looks like he has some kind of fetish or an uncontrollable urge. Or maybe, this harmless, old gentleman is simply using his amazing olfactory faculties to detect the smallest, microscopic traces of drugs. ( When he's got the scent, he's like a Hunter. Which reminds me, father and son would probably benefit from undertaking a joint venture ). The message to anyone in such a situation, should be . . . . "Just say no ! "

Unfortunately, we won't get much for a second-hand Bentley or a clapped out "Ashton" Martin. But the savings in wages would enable us to bring in some affordable, quality performers (from either the Championship or lower leagues).

Some may consider this is a heartless comment.... but many will agree. A few players are giving just 50%, so they can, at least, be considered "half-hearted".

We ought to be grateful we weren't playing Chippenham.

Agree. IMO Martin was finished a long time ago. Surprised we signed him and even more surprised about how long it's taken others to realise he's a waste of a hefty wage.

I see the Bramall Lane End has had some extendable canopies installed. No doubt Wael will claim royalties for this.

Low mark for Low? And almost max for Max !

This is disgusting. A clear breach of his human rights. Is there are Helplline?

IT'S embarassing to wear that rag. Why has the T, which preceded the "I", been removed?

Not a good excuse for a new thread. I'm not knit-picking, but ... You can't pull the wool over my eyes.

I welcome this undeserved point. I will welcome three undeserved points in every remaining game even more.

Careful. He might tell you to F aff. Incidentally, to add some balance, I have often heard children at the Gate, swearing like troopers.

Sadly, over the years, competition for this inglorious accolade has been fierce. Martin seems to be a clear front-runner this year.

C'mon Dave, I know Nketiah was young, but surely he was old enough to feed himself. He didn't need to be spoon-fed by Nanny McPalmer. But there could be something in what you say. Nketiah did spend an awful lot of time running up and down the touchline, wearing a bib.

Could be our new identity. Bristol City - "an iron fist in a velvet glove" The hospitable club that packs a mighty punch.

Possible yellow card for simulation.

What is it that our Welsh "friends" from both Swansea and Cardiff have against toilets? Do they really get so pissed off that they need to pan the crap out of them? Swansea drew, so it's not like they're sore loo-sers. Perhaps someone will leek the names of the perpetrators and they'll get sent down.