Bazooka Joe

Cue for . . . . "I'm a smelly Gassy, get me outta here!"

Dziekanowski ? But probably off the pitch.

Pleased to see Lewandowski finally get his first World Cup goal. You could clearly see how much it meant to him. Now that this pressure is off his shoulders, perhaps he can help Poland to eliminate Argentina with another or goal or two. However, it's a big ask,

You can hear the wails of anguish throughout Wales. Name change to Cry-mu is more appropriate than Cymru. Never mind, they only have to face England next. They'll be hoping England will Bale them out.

Gambatte-mas ! You have to admire the Japanese players' Endurance. Poor Germans. Looks like it's Deutschland, Deutschland Ooo-er Alles.

Regarding the terrifying sanction for wearing Rainbow armbands, I have been told that someone has posted on social media "Imagine if Nelson Mandela or Martin Luther King had been threatened with a yellow card"

Maybe it's the Arabic equivalent of possession football.

WTF is this? Why are they using crappy CGI depictions, when the actual image is good enough (at least for me) to show it was onside. Using the unnecessary CGI representation, they have very conveniently removed the goal-keeper and another defender who. potentially, kept the attacker onside. I'm surprised they didn't use this graphics technology to superimpose a picture of Darth Vader, Mickey Mouse or Gianni Infantino into this ridiculous image. When Qatar play Holland the VAR official will probably use this creative technology to extend a Dutch attacker's leg, making it appear twelve feet long, in order to rule out another perfectly good goal.

6-2 First set to England.

Someone should contact the Woke Brigade.

Rubbish ! Surely, it wouldn't take hours to hold in-depth interviews with their entire fan-base of just sixteen die-hards, But then again, if the only way they could communicate was by making grunting sounds . . .

Looks like Pansy the Pirate is picking his arse, and wearing his grandma's slippers.

No thanks. I think I'll leaf it. Is this for rial?

Fair play to the Fewers. Clear evidence that they follow England everywhere.

Is this bet thread sponsored by BetFred?

Good luck Sykes. You'll need all the luck of the Irish against Haaland & Co, but it should be easier to make the Maltese cross.

Maybe he's lost. Was he on a losing run? Did he streak past you?

Nice one Joe. Hope all turns out well for Alex.

Pretty conclusive evidence IMO. Wouldn't surprise me to learn we have the highest TIB/Pen ratio in the whole of the English League, possibly Europe, or worse still, the entire world.

I think we're paying the penalty for the proliferation of atrocious, incompetent referees and referees' assistants officiating in the Championship. To put things right in the future maybe we could request a special hearing to state our case and back it up with undisputable evidence. If this fails, we could always appeal !

I don't have time for this. I consider this Home-aphobic. Away with you !

Unfortunately, losing to Rotherham would give the nay-sayers reason to chuckle.

I feared the worst when I saw the team sheet and King at CB. To be fair, my worst fears proved unfounded. Well done King. However, if repeated, it has the potential to go horribly wrong. But maybe Pearson and the coaches know something important that I am not privy to.

You're right. Thanks. I have tried to edit that, but too late. I blame this on being traumatised by all the walking dead in that video. I suppose it explains the dead atmosphere.

Undisputedly, a crowd of well over 40,000 squatters enjoying the luxurious amenities at their magnificent Phlemorial stadium. If Heineken did Zombie Apocalypse . . . .