Porto Red

Last time I complain about Mondays

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/65761213

Sorry, I think I may be lost. Is this the "OS"?

4 hours ago, Percy Pig said:

<insert something witty>

You said "insert", uh huh uh huh (insert Beavis and Butthead gif)

What's the story, Ross McCrorie?

(Sorry)

Bit late to this discussion of classic comedy shows, but for starters I'll give you Early Doors, Nighty Night, Jam (Chris Morris) and the absolute peak, Monkey Dust 

England's three best players last night, I thought 

6 minutes ago, JackofromSanJavier said:

I seem to recall a recent Gas season tckets video that paraded a real slice from their ranks.  I'm now torn between PRs partner and the Gas beaut.  

I've kept quiet until now, but that, sir, is fighting talk. I demand satisfaction 

3 hours ago, CodeRed said:

We may as well,  all threads on OTIB sooner or later get hijacked by Robbored and end with a slagging off of Gary Johnson or a hero worship of Danny Wilson. 

 

You may be on to something here. How about a RR thread where literally everything he posts no matter where gets yeeted straight to his own thread. Mods? Poll?

2 minutes ago, Ghost Rider said:

Genuinely one of the most bizarre posts I’ve ever seen on here. 

Oh come on, it's vaguely City related. Plus, Portuguese red wine. 

33 minutes ago, Erithacus said:

Forgive my pointing out but... an electric halogen heater in the bathroom? 

Electric sockets in bathrooms, one of many benefits of living in Portugal

So the gf volunteers in a church where they collect clothing for those in need and I thought of asking whether my City top season 2007/8 would be suitable to donate. Quick as a flash she said that would make a nice dress, and I have to agree 

10 hours ago, bcfc01 said:

Chris Martin and Joey Barton ?

Interesting.

One's Martin. The other's shartin'.

3 minutes ago, BigTone said:

Might change my user name to Robbored2

Can you animate your avatar in a similar fashion?

4 minutes ago, 42nite said:

Really?

I seem to remember Man U and Arsenal playing in blue.

They didn't think it was so rediculous.

Think that might be a bit of a whoosh, but then again your legendary status as the progenitor of this thread all 3163 pages ago affords you no small degree of immunity 

9 hours ago, TBW said:

It was Kolay, not Kolo.

That's what I said.

8 minutes ago, Shelton’s Love Gravy said:

Milk Bakinson please.

Now.

You're on the wrong website, as usual 

I always had it in my mind as Colé Skusé rather than Kolo Skusay or indeed Kaiser Söze

On 03/05/2023 at 22:13, Jerseybean said:

NP on the subject: https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-city-manager-joe-bryan-8408391?utm_source=bristol_live_newsletter&utm_campaign=bcfc_newsletter2&utm_medium=email

Haven't read the rest of the thread so I hope this hasn't been mentioned, but this made me laugh/splutter into my cornflakes, it's the same as when Americans say "I could care less" when what they actually mean is the exact opposite, ie "I couldn't care less", as we correctly say it in the UK:

"The club have implemented a salary structure to ensure greater disparity across the group of players"

Pretty sure you mean parity there bud, but you do you 

Edit: of course Phil got there first

27 minutes ago, Davefevs said:

Happy with the line-up.  Then again, I usually am!!

14 minutes ago, italian dave said:

There’s a depressingly positive and optimistic reaction to that team. Never ends well when OTIB starts that positive

Don't worry. I for one will not be happy until we have Mbappé and Haaland up front

4 minutes ago, archie andrews said:

And me.... Can they still catch us?... 

If they do, they'll have lapped us

On 01/04/2023 at 07:25, Lanterne Rouge said:

Where I used to live in Hatherleigh just outside Okehampton they did a Millennium project to track down all the pubs that used to be in the town and I think they located about 27. The population was only around 800 back then and a lot of the `pubs` were just a plank across some barrels in someone`s front room but there were a hell of a lot. I think there were something like six breweries too.

As probably this forum's least well known Devonian, I am of course aware of your good self as one of its better known Devon residents, but I had no idea you lived in Hatherleigh, where I grew up and went to school. When were you there, if you don't mind me asking? 

1 hour ago, Swede said:

They're everywhere. I used to have one behind me I called Nostradamus. There was always impending doom, even in our double winning season!

I have one now behind me who constantly states the bleeding obvious. I hope he ***** off somewhere else next season to give someone else the benefit of his outstanding football knowledge.

Its so easy to be negative nowadays, encouragement seems to be harder for some. 

I wonder who that could be

The Theatre of Dreams surely covers it. Only, for very different reasons than the original.

2 hours ago, pongo88 said:

Should Rovers actually move to the fruit market they’ll need a new song to replace Irene. Here’s a suggestion - the Fresh Fruit Song performed by Spike Milligan 

 

 

Working for me:

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