Porto Red

Bloody grockles

10 hours ago, RoystonFoote'snephew said:

I'm still not convinced he's gone this summer. All this talk of £25M+ is just that at the moment, talk. He's under contract to 2025 so I want to see the colour of the money before we enter into any negotiation. 

Interesting take, might we all have been rather taken in by all the wonder and speculation, when I saw Mason Mount being touted at a "mere" £70m I did pause to think maybe Alex Scott as an unproven player at the top level will not be going anywhere just yet 

12 hours ago, Red-Robbo said:

I'm not a fan of Plymouth. With the exception of about 2% of its land mass it's grimmer than a 19th Century fairy tale. 

Also, I hate the way its fans behave on the very occasional times they happen to be in the same division as us. All this "Argyle the Pride of the West Country" shite. 

You aren't even in the West Country. You're the wrong side of the Fosse Way. Get back to West Wales, you green-clad clowns. 

I was born in Torquay and used to go raving in the Plymouth Warehouse, but I still laughed at this. It's not an easy place to love.

Gillingham 

I'd definitely say she was a crisis actor, if it was possible to classify an inevitable 30 year decline and fall as a "crisis"

Pleased for him, relatively few footballers get the opportunity to have their name chanted by hordes of rapturous fans, must feel pretty good.

Someone should make a documentary of that season, it would be awesome. Hairs on the back of the neck stuff just reading this thread and remembering.

33 minutes ago, Lorenzos Only Goal said:

Sambuca 

https://youtu.be/RiOxjFWMaDs

(Disclaimer: can't even smell tequila after a teenage episode, you all know the drill)

35 minutes ago, italian dave said:

And there was me, coming onto this thread expecting to read all about how@Lanterne Rouge was going to be spending the international break weekend! 

Probably something worthy of Clive from Monkey Dust, knowing these degenerate Devonian types 

Shows some half arsed work experience kid mostly pushing some water off the pitch and then disinterestedly pushing some of the same water back on to the pitch before proceeding to revert to stage 1. No conspiracy theory, just pure human incompetency 

7 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said:

I may go and find the Conte interview having not seen it yet, but just wanted to pass on my kudos for being so coherent after two full bottles of wine. Good work.

You should, it's car crash material. And thank you. One tries to maintain certain standards out here in the mountains.

4 hours ago, slartibartfast said:

New York Dolls ?

Find them a bit cringey but am a huge fan of JT & the Heartbreakers 

2 minutes ago, Ally1971 said:

Really? Are you on the right forum. 

Love to ridicule plastics and tourists about their prem team but didn't realise they were here.

 

Feel my throw-away comment is being taken rather too seriously. Love to ridicule plastics with the best of them, but anyone trying to deny that Bristol has a significant minority of Liverpool fans isn't from our fair city 

Just now, Sir Geoff said:

I have no idea what your last line means. Apart from Bristol City why would anyone on this forum be fixated on any other Championship club ?

Are you serious? I mean, I meant this thread light -heartedly, but are you legitimately unaware of the Liverpool fixation of a great many City fans?

Just now, joe jordans teeth said:

You have to remember this isn’t tik tok or YouTube,misleading headlines don’t work on a forum 

I'll be 50 in a couple of years so am loving the innappropriateness here, bless you. I may have had two bottles of superb Portuguese red, so what are you expecting, biting analytical discourse, or reactionary emotional flight of fantasy

2 minutes ago, joe jordans teeth said:

Open thread to see its not interesting in the slightest 

Sorry it wasn't to your liking

Conte's incendiary interview today, if that was Klopp re Liverpool there'd already be a 20 page thread on here, I wonder which other Championship clubs have a similar fixation 

33 minutes ago, eardun said:

Well deserved. Clearly he’s working hard to progress. I also love his name - feels like a traditional footballer’s name from the 1950s and he has a similar no nonsense approach. 

Him and Bobby Atkinson 

2 hours ago, SecretSam said:

ooh what's that music

Also want to know 

3 hours ago, Oh Louie louie said:

I had the misfortune of knowing the baron, right back when he collaborated his artwork with Jimmy the crusader, I wont go into it, but things didn't end well for the baron, and I don't think you will see his artwork around BS3 in the foreseeable future 

Why post this if you don't plan on elaborating

Biscuits give me acid indigestion, so I can't eat them. Can we please change the subject?

23 minutes ago, Jerseybean said:

Come on you Reds! 

If Rovers played in red and white 

31 minutes ago, WWred said:

How awesome would it be if he ended up some where like Borussia Dortmund though...

With Bellingham likely moving on, be the ideal platform for him at thigh level!

Platform at thigh level? Hope not, sounds like an injury in the making 

10 hours ago, CodeRed said:

 

 

Suicide such a popular option in Luton that they've left the noose hanging there as a permanent fixture 

Never heard of him or his story before. What an impressive guy. Wouldn't bet against him achieving those dreams at the rate he's going.