Porto Red

5 hours ago, Midred said:

Could Birmingham and Derby make a team between them? 

The Derby Blues?

Sing it...

17 minutes ago, ExiledAjax said:

Muito obrigado for writing my epitaph. 

You and me both brother, you and me both

1 minute ago, ExiledAjax said:

• Wayne Rooney and the Little Ram that Could
• Bank Holidays
• The general nature, extent of, and reasons for international anti-money laundering checks
• Oh, don't worry. Chris Kirchner is a fraud
• Congratulations to @Mr Popodopolous for making 'ze List'.
• Will it be -3, -15, kicked out? Who knows!?
• Mike?
• Wayne Rooney and the Weirdly Paid Wages
• Wayne Rooney and the Long (but suddenly very short) Goodbye
• Oh look it's some local bloke. 
• That's that then...
• ...for now.

On the one hand, this is clearly quite brilliant. On the other, I'm really none the wiser

Apparently I did read 83 pages of this, but life is possibly too short to catch up with all 156 now, so could someone please précis the remaining 73? Muito obrigado

2 hours ago, Port Said Red said:

"Uhhhhh big!" 

 

"Rob Atkinson" 

"Yeah"

"Wardrobe"

2 hours ago, The Bard said:

Absolutely.  They know what they're doing.  Ashton's 2 stooges have gone. There's a good familiarity there. Some new faces to freshen things up.

I think we're going to surprise a lot of people this season 

At how bad we are?

8 hours ago, CyderInACan said:

Why don't we just chant "Brrrrrriiiiistol" like the egg-chasers?

7 hours ago, Major Isewater said:

Who stole our chant. 

This could still be heard in and around Dolman B when I was living in Bristol and a ST holder, so as recently as 18 years ago

4 hours ago, archie andrews said:

Hopefully wsm up front.... Wilson atkinson naismith klose..... In defence

"Our defence is w*nk" - must be a song in there somewhere

3 hours ago, RUSSEL85 said:

I’ve been hurt before! Many, many times.

Hence the facial expression, we assume

27 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

Bees live in a hive so he`s off to Barnet............................

Some good Barnets in the B-52s

Akos Bukkaki (I think I've spelt that right?)

38 minutes ago, Clevedon Red said:

Nketiah…..you heard it here first.

Stephen Naismith!

On 07/05/2022 at 22:11, BanburyRed said:

**** 'em! Tinpot promotion from tinpot L2 against Scunthorpe U21's. Bottom 3 all next season. Small fish, big pond. Missing row M, patio chairs, 2nd hand tents, wife beating manager, deluded fanbase, fake attendances, out of date crisps and Fanta, 'Doncaster United', head butting minibus windows, Babestation, 'family club'. **** off.

Post of the year

2 minutes ago, old_eastender said:

No sound on red button...

 

 

If you're lucky, you'll lose the picture too

Just now, B1ackbird said:

I did, drug-tastic....

Good man (see what I did there)

9 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

I think I`ve tried about five times to get through it with no success.

Admire your persistence. Probably you didn't spend your adolescence in a trippy haze

9 hours ago, Silvio Dante said:

Jesus, there’s a blast. Wasn’t @SaulGoodman a Barnsley fan as well? Odd pair.

I always forget somehow that the humorous name Saul Goodman doesn't actually originate with Breaking Bad, but the seminal psychedelic work(s)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Illuminatus!_Trilogy

Which if you haven't read it, probably best not. There was someone on here with a Discordian profile image before. I forget. 

Anyway yeah, kick out the jams, and immanentize the eschaton

48 minutes ago, PHILINFRANCE said:

Unfortunately, this site is unavailable and all the usual sites appear to be down.

Reddit announcing that they are no longer streaming.

That's odd, that's not what I get. Albeit after the match has finished. I'll keep an eye on it. Where do you see this announcement from Reddit?

And for our overseas viewers, for whom many of the usual sites may be blocked as they are here, you'll always find one that works on here:

https://redi1.soccerstreams.net/

I reckon that the universe is a giant brain, and my brain is a tiny universe. And so on upwards and downwards to infinity

We are ignoring the elephant in the room, which is of course those bank vault doors which have a - yes, you guessed it - wheel to open them

On 26/02/2022 at 07:35, Mad Cyril said:

I am with you on the low standard of Scottish football.

Beating Dortmund isn't exactly impressive. I don't even know where Dortmund is. Somewhere in the Highlands?

McDortmund

5 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said:

Not that I'm bragging (I am) some of us had a very small punt, to win quite a sizeable amount the other week when we beat Sutton 2-0

So, bragging that Sutton were heavily odds-on favourites to beat you, then. I think I need to invent a new word to mean something like the opposite of a humblebrag

Edit: bumblebrag. 

1 hour ago, skinheadface said:

Home win and a clean sheet today.3.0 city.

Bloody hell. All-nighter, was it?

33 minutes ago, joe jordans teeth said:

I hope they have a cocaine toilet so I can have a shit in peace before a city game 

Took me a while to work out that this was an anti-cocaine post rather than a pro-cocaine post (at least I think I've got that right ). 

The thing is though, that a couple of fat lines really makes you need a shit, especially if it's cut with laxatives