Porto Red

I recall slapping him on his very sweaty back during that pitch invasion.

That's all. Yes, I really just came here to mention that

9 minutes ago, 1960maaan said:

Someone not happy with the improvements made to their "Ground"

Bought seats that did not appear to exist Were they in Row M

Mark Lanegan

https://youtu.be/azH5eEXtllc

On 18/02/2022 at 10:49, Phileas Fogg said:

I do kind of respect Robbored being one of the only forum members who will regularly use the old school emojis........ 

Ahem! 

3 hours ago, Robbored said:

You to BS4?……….……….you poor thing.

Robbored in using-emoji-other-than-sunglasses-or-more-rarely-yawning shock

11 hours ago, CodeRed said:

Are you still watching on a black and white TV as well !

Tip - give colour a try.... especially when watching the snooker.

OMG, don't get @ExiledAjax started

13 minutes ago, PHILINFRANCE said:

I am sure you are correct.

I don't have a stream, but read on BBC that Joe Williams made the pass, then you mentioned Scott, then DaveF confirmed it was Pring (16).

The joys of 'watching' from France. 

Most of the links commonly posted on here are efficiently blocked in Portugal, and perhaps in France too. However if you look up Reddit soccer streams, you'll almost always find something that works on there.

35 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

Then, for clarity, you need to tell us which word you intended to use

Pretty sure he meant to say "Manual Manipulator", which coincidentally has the same initials as Micky Naynard and Michael McIndoe. Coincidentally? I think not

1 hour ago, Fordy62 said:

If at any point in his career Lee Johnson works under Pep, give me a shout and I’ll have 10 bottles of Weston’s Vintage send over to you. 

The only place that’ll happen is in LJ’s mind. 

Please stop

Just now, 1960maaan said:

I'll drink to that! 

14 minutes ago, 1960maaan said:

9 minutes ago, 1960maaan said:

yes there is 

 

No contest

3 minutes ago, EstoniaTallinnRed said:

That's strange, you can't get  Weston's in Portugal, it's available here as is Thatcher's Gold at alco shops and some supermarkets. As yet Brexit has made no difference.

All you get here is some god awful piss called Somersby. It's ok for cooking with. 

You lucky, lucky bastard.

5 minutes ago, Fordy62 said:

I think so. But it’s been a while since I’ve had TV, or Katy for that matter so may put on shopping list. 

Trust me, all that will achieve is to confirm the superiority of WV over both TV & K

7 minutes ago, Fordy62 said:

And is officially the best cider money can buy. 

A friend actually posted me a couple of bottles last year. Due to Brexit everything takes for ever to get from the UK to Portugal now, and the package duly arrived 6 months later, long after we'd given it up for dead. The first I knew about its arrival was a letter from the post office telling me I had until a date already passed to go to collect the package and pay customs fees. It was promptly returned to sender, which somehow only took 3 days.

So can we please not talk about Weston's Vintage? TIA

3 hours ago, Davefevs said:

He’s been training with FC Basel all season, so that’s encouraging.  Obviously not played games though.

Pretty sure Gregor picked that up from a WhatsApp group, eh @petehinton?

I said it had to be bollocks, because you can’t do a 2 year deal in January, it can only be 6, 18, 30, etc deals.  

Haha, no….but 2+2 did indeed equal 4 from what I heard earlier.  I actually did my charts before I heard that, but I had a feeling it would happen.

You are Pam Gregory and I claim my £5

33 minutes ago, pongo88 said:

If it was a competition for strawberry puns you could have submitted them in a punnet 

Now you've punnet!

You pipped me to it

Etc

1 minute ago, Mendip City said:

Unanimously popular? You’re talking pollocks. 

I don't know what you bass that on

1 hour ago, The Horse With No Name said:

Any pun intended ?

I once submitted 10 fish and bread puns to an OTIB competition (for such things are unanimously popular on here, as we all know), hoping that one of them would win...

... but no pun in 10 did.

RIP Jethro

On the motorways in Portugal there are frequent signs the sole purpose of which is to advise you how far you are from the next sign giving fuel price information. 

1 hour ago, Porto Red said:

I would, as well

1 hour ago, redsquirrel said:

is she the sort that would shag your wife 

I see I had to actually spell it out to get some laughs Bitter, much

4 minutes ago, Renaissance Williams said:

"Oh Aimee Palmer........."

I would, as well

9 hours ago, The dastardly red said:

I believe RR was treated to an enforced holiday period to cool off and reflect.

Good to have him back. Just don't mention Angela Rayner.

I missed this, can you tell me what happened? 

I'd been wondering where he was...!