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I love reading this thread, every day it brightens up my day. I can't wait for the next guffaw, its hilarious.

On a side note; I watched the F A Cup highlights and I thought how gloomy the picture was, that can't have been the T.V. link surely. It must have been their dismal lighting casting shadows everywhere. It looked like every light bulb was only 40watts! What a dump.

2 hours ago, 22A said:

http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/13305/barnet-match-thread?page=8

Chesham, Barrow and now Barnet, all from the non league. This is shameful, pathetic, hideous, woeful, dire and things like that. Thrashing on Saturday?
Probably, and the sad thing is I'm beginning to not care

He forgot to mention Hitchin.

 

Na, he's got ointment for that now. 

Isn't it about time they announced the plans for redeveloping the scrap yard. I can't wait to see the next "artist's impression" in the evil post 

2 hours ago, Tomarse said:

None of them seeing it was a potential land grab. Are they ever going to wake up? 

I'm surprised they're not accusing him of being a Ted by now, after all it is all our fault. It's all a misunderstanding anyway, it was a circus he wanted not a sporting venture.

I've heard that his favourite club could be up for sale in West London. I'd expect he'll want to get in there quick.

3 hours ago, BCFC11 said:

Come on Nichols can’t be all that bad only just this week the fewers all voted him as their best striker despite having a 1 goal in every 60 game ratio. 

Blimey, is there someone else worse than him?

4 hours ago, JBFC II said:

They currently have a poll up on their forum for who they think is their best striker. 

Leading it, with 79% of the vote, is Tom Nicholls, the same guy who has 1 goal in 53 games for them. 

If it was any other club in the country he'd have been hounded out with that record, but because he runs around a lot and won a penalty last week they all love him... 

Hounded out? There's the reason dopey plays him every week, he runs around a lot wagging his tail, he must be salivating at the thought

A timely reminder to the few City fans who have a small misguided admiration for skeletor.

Like most sags he's green with envy with the great strides we're making on and off the pitch showcasing Bristol and Bristol Sport and every positive thing we do just highlights even further all of the negativity surrounding his poxy old club.

He is an odious small minded individual.

13 minutes ago, Slippin cider said:

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-rovers-legend-ian-holloway-2160335

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 

Hahaha what do we expect. He must be using gaslogic.

They are an insignificant laughing stock.

If he's so proud (sorry, prowed) of Bristol (& I don't think he is for one minute) then he should be equally ashamed to have any association with that shower of 5hit with their fake fekir, tents, chasers 1980's canopy & riddle me chairman who could give you a straight answer even if you asked him for a ruler.

If he was that proud of his Bristolian routes he should be extolling the virtues of Bristol Sport and what its done to put Bristol on the sporting map across many sports. That's who he should be publicly backing. But I suspect once a bitter sag always a bitter sag.

Did anyone notice that someone must have pulled his sleeves off his jacket on Quest the other night.

What a weirdo.

29 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

‘Special’ eh? 

 

. . . As in special needs.

Yes, seeing half a dozen unwashed with seventies hairdo's and a combined IQ and teeth of 40 in that quirky jester's outfit looking like they're going to a clowns convention, singing that old zombie like Argyle dirge about a prostitute.

Yes, it truly is special.

3 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Great predictions from this belter a couple of years ago.

UWE Stadium?

Home crowds under 7k 

Mind the Gap Sagheads...

 

Let's look at detail what this methane snorter is actually saying;

1] "more like a professional club" By his own admission its an amateur club. Well we can see that on a daily basis.

2] "Mind the gap" Well its coming up to 18 years since they were last above us and looking at the proposed plans for the training facility and the arena at Ashton Gate against two tents without planning permission I would estimate the gap is widening rapidly.

3] "The blue few" The actual home fans attending the last match was more like half the capacity so he's right about not being able to do anything about the size or capacity of their ground. I would suggest running back and forth several times to fill up those empty spaces.

4] They can't afford to get rid of dopey.

5] "Building a house with foundations" You don't need foundations to pitch a tent, only a few tent pegs.

6] "Surroundings that their support deserves" I think they already have that, in a word, pathetic.

Deluded muppet

39 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said:

Loyal and true. But waiting to return to watch them once they have better facilities. Dick head

He's probably the one with "Windyass" on the back of his rag

On 21/10/2018 at 12:11, bristolmoose said:

 

From the "Barcelona of League 2" to the "Real Madrid of League 1"

Oh yes, I can see the similarity.

Real Madrid & the sags.

Dear oh dear

Does it say patch rather than pitch?

As in "Please keep off (the) patch

(turnip patch)

2 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Is that Andy Tillson..?

I thought it was Wally with his new manager

The stereotypical sag.

Dim witted, intellectually challenged.I can't quite make out whether his strong point is Maths or English. 

The trouble is that its not just the few moronic fans that are deluded, its the whole club, referring to Burton as a small club as a prime example.

Without knowing all of the facts I would venture that Burton has had considerable success in recent years.

They have a modern stadium, they have a bright manager and overall are a well run football club on and off the pitch which is completely the opposite of the tented scrap yard in North Bristol.

Burton, a small club? I would say they could learn a lot from them and should afford them a lot more respect.

Oh well, never mind.

Every day when you read this thread it underlines just how lucky we are.

The two clubs are poles apart. There is nothing in common apart from the word Bristol.

It is utterly shambolic the way they are run and I cannot see any future for them other than starting again as a Phoenix club and relocating to Twerton Park (If they'll have them) such is the continuing debt their riddle me owners are piling onto their one and only down trodden asset.

Oh well, never mind

Another defeat and no goals scored again.

It looks like they're in real trouble.

Oh well never mind.

I know its slightly off the time frame but seeing their 9:0 Spurs capitulation is like a fine wine. It gets better with age. They look more of a pub team every time it comes up.

I quite like the "He ain't going anywhere for less than £10M, that's the going rate for a top striker" = £300k for the snake. That's gaslogic.

And whoever "builds" (I mean) erects not one, but two stands without planning permission? The gift . . . 

3 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

I don't understand?

We have taken 1700 on both of our last 2 visits to Burton. 

Obviously they ALWAYS travel in much bigger numbers than City....we know this because they tell us (and everyone else) all the time. 

Must be another boycott like all their home games?

Yes, I do believe you are right.

The boycott's against Burton's Wagon Wheels.

Truth is, the fake fekir can't afford to sack him. All he's got is short arms, his pocket money and a Chelsea season ticket (& He won't part with that)

Dopey can get away with saying anything he wants as his bosses don't give a flying f as they're too busy trying to offload the debt and dilapidated asset.

10 hours ago, El Hombrecito said:

They've even installed a posh tent over the portaloos in the away end. Not to mention that executive disabled stand. Will improvements never end!

What a dump. Why don't they ground share with Swindon?  Similar amount of fans with the same mental capacity. Even the county ground doesn't have portaloos.

3 hours ago, WhistleHappy said:

Only if they are lucky enough to find a vacant porta-loo !  

Or better still, moved to white plastic garden chair in the car park, that'll be Row M!

I find the bristol rovers dustbin thread a great way of brightening up my day. So many laughs every day with smash & grab, tents, the watney cup, ground improvements, dopey Darryl, santas grotto, wael of fortune, quirky kits, the tramp & the mahoosive away attendances. Its just like a comic. 

Keep it up Bristol rovers, I can't wait to read tomorrow's instalment.