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Nigel’s post match interview “we don’t perform well, that’s our Achilles heal”. Ah yes, if it wasn’t for our 1 weak point of being really shit we’d be really good.

Exactly. We went about 2 months without a shot on or off target under Holden

From now on I want Riley Towler to be filmed every day being asked his opinion on some sort of philosophical question. The world would instantly be a better place.

Watching that confirmed for me that our equaliser whilst they were still celebrating their goal is one of the funniest / best moments down the gate for years. Loved it!

Like the holy grail. Maybe we’ll never know.

Wasn’t there a mythical photo of Sir Colin Daniel receiving a trophy or bottle of champagne from super scotty Murray years ago? I seem to remember that we weren’t allowed to see at the time it as it might upset the blue few. Surely enough time has now passed?

This is pretty accurate though!

Bohemian Crapsidy ?

Everything about this article screams non-league. Getting all excited about losing in front of less than 3k fans in some backwater. The gas would be much better off back in the Vanarama where they feel like some sort of big fish.

BAIB station ?

When you’re doing some time for punching an equine that’s the Rovers when your sister’s your wife whats gone wrong with your life? Bristol Rovers

When you’ve been a league team since just 2015 That’s the Rovers

When Santa’s waiting for you in an old portaloo thats the Rovers

From a link on another thread. I thought this lays it all out nicely.

I’ve never heard of this guy but I really hope it’s true just for the name alone! Gary Wassock, Bristol Rovers manager.

Wael.. “I also left my wallet at home”. He certainly wasn’t joking

I know a lot of people want them to go out of business but I’d really miss the constant stream of hilarity they give us. You never know what they’re going to come up with next !

Damn you’re right. I’ll extend it to the last decade then.

Ok, very difficult to narrow down but I’m going 1. Relegated from the entire league by a team wearing their kit 2. Open top bus tour 3. Santa’s grotto 4. Brexit statement 5. Row M of the new tent

Oh my God!!