Gert Mare

It's obvious what the attraction is at Barnsley for Dopey.....Good old Toby The Tyke....Down boy....

Locked out, Underground strike action, Teds in the away end.....goading. FFS! She put money on it n'all!

We all know that it is in fact Teds pretending to be Gasheads and then causing trouble. Rovers supporters are NEVER the perpetrators, they are the victims, always made the scapegoat, just trying to mid their own business, overlooked by everyone including the media who must have a personal vendetta against them, putting Ted matches on TV for no reason other than to "goad" Rovers supporters, always hard done by, always a sad story to tell of how wronged their club has been over the years, how the Teds are not deserving of someone like SL considering how vile the club is and how they bankrupted businesses and their own players in 1982 whilst posting poo through their doors and giving out death threats (we won't mention Snakegate as that must have been Teds too), and how everyone loves a Gashead because they are more real faithful and true, loyal and treated poorly by the city that they play in. Rovers are a family club with family values and they like to keep it in the family...sister is mother, uncle is brother etc

Try telling the BP that!

I'll have a bang on that!

Definitely a bloke and ex player of Bristol Rovers. I doubt it is the real Miah Dennehy though.

They won't play for less than £8 an hour so they've got no chance!

Wembley was literally brand new and they were the first playoff final ever to play there, hence the inflated crowd. Day trippers and sightseers rather than die hard Sags. Rovers are so used to being the last to play somewhere (when everyone else has left and switched the lights off), so to be one of the first teams to have played at the new Wembley was a whole new life changing experience for the squatters.

This is the wrong game. It was the first play off final to be played at the new Wembley and it was the one where Rovers beat Shrewsbury 3-1. Apparently Rovers took 45,000 to that one, and in normal Rovers style they have been known to exaggerate this figure further. I have heard it swing from anything between 46-48k. Anyway, whatever it was it was the Shits highest ever attendance +1

Watching Rovers must be like a throw back to the 80's. Rovers are very much the Cambridge United of 2018. Does the dog fiddler have the height of the mud measured in the corners? To actually pay money week in week out to go and sit on plastic chairs in a tent, eating out of date crisps, watching a non league standard of football played on a mud bath whilst listening to songs about the Teds in between hurling racist remarks and checking the scores every minute to see if The Shit are losing must really be worth the entrance fee to Dismaland. Actually, I thought I was watching Banged Up Abroad last night and they were in a Mexican Prison, until I realised it was the League One highlights programme on Channel 5 from the Mem.

Nice to see I got a belter of a bite. Welcome St AndrewsGas. See you got off to a flyer. You lot aren't the gift that keeps giving for no reason. You simply just can't help it! Belter.

I was talking from their perspective. Obviously it's from a position of false hope!

They chalk off survival days on a tally chart. They would have been dead over 2 years ago when Nick Higgs gambled everything on winning against Sainsbury's with a Wonga loan and then ended up losing. The Fake Sheikhs came in and were sold a dud and now every day they continue to exist is a blessing. Hopefully the Bodin money which hasn't been spent might enable them to last the rest of the season before going into administration.

Bristol Rovers badge Club News "It's a club going forward.....at a snails pace" 1 February 2018 3308 views New signing Tony Craig gives his first interview as a Rovers player. The defender joined earlier today and will be in contention to make his Rovers debut in Saturday's fixture at the Mem against Shrewsbury Town. Speaking about the move, the defender insisted that he's looking forward to the massive challenge ahead of him here at the Memorial Stadium and touched upon what attracted him to sign. "I'm looking forward to the massive challenge ahead," said the defender. "I have heard things about this football club, racism, horse punching, boob cricket etc, but I'm looking forward to settling into Bristol, probably Cadbury Heath." "I heard about the interest a few weeks back and was interested to see the tents, cricket pavilion, barn and coconut shy that the Lions fans mentioned when they visited last year. I've heard the ground is like something out of the Moscow State Circus and I love a bit of a fun." Touching upon his the reason behind the move, the defender signalled that he was released. "Obviously, it's a club going forward, albeit at a snails pace. They call it evolution and that has taken literally hundreds of thousands of years, so Rovers fans must be very patient people, or very thick haha. Only joking." "Recently they have been able to pick up some good results on the pitch, well, the mud bath thing, and they have a good Manager in Darrell Clarke, who is someone I have seen at the Dog Track before in Romford which is how his interest in me was sparked. First he sniffed my backside and then he mounted me which I thought was hilarious. I didn't realise that he was into dogs?." "During my discussions with Darrell, I have been impressed with what he has to say, especially when it comes to his footballing shopping lists. Hope I am Waitrose?" Watch Tony's full interview as a Rovers player below.

Something to help dry their hands after handling all that dirty money

How astute DC is, he has all that money to spend in Waitrose following his meeting with SH and he chose to save it all and get some shrewd signings in for free?! He really is the Arsene Wenger of League 1.

Because they have massive potential and have a massive faithful, loyal and true fan base that puts the Shit to shame. They took 45,000 to Wembley (apparently) and they have a long history, stretching right back to 1883 unlike the Shit who were only formed in 1982 after shafting their own players and local businesses, vile club. Rovers also have an away following envied all over the country. If you say you are from Bristol and people ask who you support if you say that you are a shithead you will be spat on and punched in the face, but say that you are a Rovers fan and they will hug you like a long lost brother. Rovers are loved that much. Rovers are also a family club, unlike the Shit with their nasty fans who have subjected nice Rovers fans to disgusting abuse and violence, and Rovers have done nothing bad at all. Everyone loves Rovers. Rovers deserve to be given a ground, loads of cash and an easy passage into the Championship where they belong. FTG.

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The penny has definitely dropped now for the Cadbury Heath lepers. Oh well, at least they can turn all of their attention to the disastrous plight of the 82ers as they prey in their locked out droves that we fall at the final hurdle (or preferably earlier) and then we lose all of our best players over the summer and it's back to another relegation battle for the Teds, and no doubt they will be coming for us again! If the above scenario plays out I fully expect to see them crawling out from the stones that they dwell under to mock our failure whilst failing to acknowledge what a crock of shit their own club is!

No doubt the Tote End Neanderthals will be out in force after Oxfords last trip to the Mem. Chance for some aged 50+ year olds to scare some teenagers....or worse! Yes, and it was a woman. If punching a horse wasn't enough once?!!!! They also popped out from inside a skip and bricked an Oxford fan walking up the road....or was it a Ted in disguise???? Hmmm....Such a family club! Not sure, but you have a fantastic "Car Port" at one end behind the goal! You must have a long memory then! Health and Satefy kept the other 10,000 locked out Har! Happy snake day! In T'Northern accent......"He headbutted the window the SPAZ"

No doubt going mob handed for the closest match they get to a local derby. As always they will no doubt be the innocent victims post the inevitable skirmishes, being the family club that they are....

I also heard Ian Holloway complimenting City on Saturday following the final result. This is however the same Ian Holloway that refers to City off screen as "******* shitheads".

Rovers honours:- Div 3 Champions - Twice Watney Cup Winners - Once All that in 135 years! Wow!!!!!

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