Rudolf Hucker

"Look son, I know it's not the outfit that you liked in the toy shop in Chelsea. I bought this one cheap at the market. Yes, you're right, there's nothing in the outfit which even remotely resembles Spurs ..."

Jordanian banker buys son a cowboy outfit.

Corrected that for you, Malago.

I remember standing on the Tote End a number of times over the years however I can't recall any Rovers supporters ever being present ... although clearly, they had been shortly before. It's clear now that they'd all run off to knit scarves. Tote End Aggro - my arse. Btw they left Eastville and the Tote End was bulldozed in 1986 - a mere 29 years ago.

There are very few examples in English football where foreign ownership has worked well ...

No heavy petting. Don't punch the horse.

From the BBC today ... but I can't remember any of this guy's posts on OTIB ... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-34918491 Phuc Dat Bich admits hoax in Facebook name battle

Bristol Rovers: Dopey Darrell rues finishing after Stevenage loss Bristol Rovers manager Dopey Darrell was unhappy with his side's finishing following the 2-1 home defeat by Stevenage in League Two. Chris Whelpdale scored a 60th-minute winner to give Boro boss Teddy Sheringham his first away win. "At the minute we seem to need five or six chances, but the opposition are taking their chances," 37-year-old Clarke told BBC Radio Bristol . "If things are not quite dropping for them, they have to keep working hard." He handed new signing Paris Cowan-Hall a full debut, and the Millwall loanee created Rovers' goal for Matt Taylor. Clarke believes his side, who have now lost eight home games this season, will learn from two consecutive defeats. "It was never going to be a bed of roses this year and this a low - but we will stay strong," he added. "Coming up a division we are going to get a few kicks along the way and people do forget we are new to this league the Football League. "It is a group that is learning and people forget that we have actually gone up a division this year ." No they don't forget Darrell because you only mentioned it in your previous breath and to be precise, you haven't "gone up a division" because there aren't five divisions ... you've come up from the Vanarama Conference to become the newest member of the Football League.

Swindon had a bigger attendance than the 15'ers last night then again, bigger club I suppose so it's hardly surprising.

13th in the table. Unlucky for some. Jump around

Wikileaks

I do feel that I've just read something that I shouldn't have seen.

Just enjoyed watching the goals from their game yesterday vs the mighty Newport County. What was their keeper doing with the second goal?!

I really don't have a clue what else to do and I've told everyone i know to watch me on TV - my mum, my dad, my wife, my sister - so that's at least three. Happy f'kin days.

"Shit, we're a goal down. Quick, let's sing our song about the prostitute to inspire the lads"

Perhaps we should book Colin Daniel?

... and all of those additional houses - they'll probably need a new supermarket nearby to meet their grocery shopping needs. I wonder if Sainsbury's might be interested?

Oh the NIMBY's will have fun - matchday parking, right to light, excessive noise etc.

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... and their library

"Yeah, of course I bought me scarf wiv me all the way across Bristol just so I could have me picture taken with a charity model of a kid's animation characture located near the 'Teds ground. That'll show 'em - I'm well hard me. Now quick take the damn picture then let's hurry back through the tunnel to Horfield before them gert 'Teds spot us."

I too think that it was unwise of her, when giving her verdict, to switch from her regular judge's wig to a red & white one.

Presumably they first have to ask leave to appeal?

"Faithfew" - I feel privileged to be present at the dawn of a brand new word. Well done sir - very appropriate!

Let's build a Bristol Memorial Stadium in South Gloucestershire. I'm sure that both local authorities will be delighted and welcome it.