Rudolf Hucker

Yeah I know Adam but, see, that truth doesn't fit in with the untruth of the intended "joke" made in the original post.

Um no.

Looks like we (you, really) underestimated the Gas mass @glynriley - by 134! Such a throng.

I'm sure there's a joke about a caber somewhere but I can't think why.

I can't remember where I was when Kennedy was assassinated, nor when John Lennon was shot. We all do remember however, where we were when the Gas were finally relegated to the Vanarama Conference, having spent just 40 odd minutes all season in the relegation zone. That's right, in the away end

"There's a chance that Al Qadi could be in attendance tonight when the Pirates take on Hartlepool at the Memorial Stadium" ... or he may not. Once again, The Post states the 'kin obvious. Newspaper? My arse.

Peeing down with rain, 5 mile round trip for the home fans, 3 defeats in the last 4, plus the fact that you actually have to watch Roverzzzzzzz. 6500 tops.

If it adn't bin rainin, like we'd hav bin there for like definite, like.

Duelling Banjos

If Cotts were to join them then he'd be accorded Agent status - by us!

Can they still catch us?

Would you happen to know which make of watch he favours?

... and of course, Saville scores!!!

As an aside, I see that George Saville is making his fourth start in five games for Wolves v Derbyshire in the lunchtime kick off. I thought him unexceptional in League One.

Although I'm not yet a grandparent I'm going to leave, with my will, warning to my eventual great-great-great-great grandchildren to be very afraid when this comes to pass.

I like playing "Where's Waely?"

Apparantly Wael has been in Switzerland this week as part of the team supporting the candidacy of Sheikh Salman bin Ebrahim al-Khalifa in his attempt to win the vote for FIFA presidency. Wael, that was in vain.

This time, next year Rodney, we'll all be billionaires.

Had to think about it though, didn't you?

Mate, you ain't doing it right!

The U.S. Energy Information Administration provides data for Jordan from 1988 to 2015. The average value for Jordan during that period was 0 billion barrels with a minimum of 0 billion barrels in 1995 and a maximum of 0.02 billion barrels in 1991.

Going to get Messi

Let me provide you with information which you so clearly lack. This from the Jordanian goverment ... "Jordan has no oil resources of its own and relies entirely on imports. Currently, Jordan imports almost 97% of its needs from Iraq. MEMR is responsible for importing crude oil. The transportation of oil is a major problem. Jordan is exploring the possibility of diversifying its supplies by importing oil from Saudi Arabia and other neighboring countries. Jordan also started drilling for oil and gas in its territories. Agreements were also signed with US companies for oil exploration in northern, western (Dead sea) and central Jordan. Jordan has small amounts of proven oil and gas reserves, large oil shale deposits, some tar sands, a small hydropower potential and a few low temperature geothermal sources. The country produces about 25 barrels of oil per day and about 30 million cubic feet per day of natural gas which fuels 4x30 megawatt (MW) gas turbine plant." The petroleum production output of Jordan in 2014 placed it in position 110 of the worldwide producer's league table - one place below Ireland and considerably below such countries as Aruba, Latvia and the Dutch Antillies.

The Prince of Waels

Welcome. Never seen you on here before - and I guess that's what makes me smile. On this day, when seemingly good news for your lot is to be announced, your first stopping off point is to the forum of your rivals. I don't understand why - other than you thought you'd be able to witness and report back how mortified and worried we all are, instead of which you find us all pretty ambivalent. We really don't care that you've sold your birthright to a foreign investor. You'll live or die with the consequences. If it works out for you then in a few years, you can dream of being where we are now - but by then, we will have moved on. Of course, if it doesn't work out for you, then it could prove to be the end of everything. For us, it really doesn't matter one jot. Report that back! Oh and Miah is one of yours btw.