Rudolf Hucker

... or Sainsburys?

The shed is presumably for refreshments? As a result, no doubt the supporters behind it will have an impaired view of the pitch? Lucky bastards.

Rather surprising that they haven't yet managed to sell all of their advertising space?

I really think that you need to listen again Eddie (no don't!). That a man of his age can spout such nonsense would be an embarrassment to supporters of any club. What he has taken time to WRITE DOWN (look at his eyes) doesn't scan and contains not an an ounce of wit; I'd expect a school child to come up with a far better version during break-time. That he should then record it and post it on social media leaves him open to dog's abuse. He deserves all that's coming to him whether his shirt has hashtags or is of the jester persuasion. Bring it on, I say.

I thought the very same. He'll likely be gone for next to nothing in the January window.

... and you should be embarrassed for likening this man to a convicted paedophile; that's neither funny nor justified on any level.

City = Section 82; Rovers = Sectioned 67.

... or the no quote option. There you go. We'll have to wait and see. Time will tell.

He'd better pull his socks up if he wants to play.

Those of us with a software IT background would rightly describe it as a "feature"

In fairness, so were we; that was one hell of a busy morning.

Using gaslogic btw you've quoted that a 24 place gap exists between the two clubs. Before you lot start quoting that as fact, please be reminded that last season your rabble finished 3rd in the basement; we finished 18th in the Championship. That's a gap of 34 places.

You know the alphabet, surely? Hmmm, probably not.

About the same gap that there is between ourselves and Arsenal (I too am viewing the tables alphabetically). I guess you'd consider that to be a pretty wide gap? Which is how we feel about the gap between City and your rabble (no, not Portsmouth). Mind the gap.

Is he 9 years old and his parents, rightly, prevent him from using the term "shitheads"?

... and didn't he score two of those Hartlepool goals against the gas at the Memorial Ground?

Socrates has spoken: Never heard of him. And now he's a poohead neither will anyone else. How did this get through their swear filter?

Plan B begins ...

But Waely is a billionaire. Surely he'll just open his wallet?

Hence the additional shipping containers and portaloos, no doubt.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36656300 Today's news about the elevation of certain war memorials around the country, whilst not affecting the Memorial Ground yet, may perhaps cause them issues sometime in the future if Historic England turn its attentions in its direction?

Excuse me? I'll have you know, I made her what she is today. Oh, I see what you mean.

Should've worn a piano.

She struck a chord.