Rudolf Hucker

I'd rather sit next to me.

I would booo.

... although I think its unlikely you'll be around too much longer to enjoy it.

You're making no contribution. You're just a wind up merchant.

If we're digging up posts from 2015 ...

Is a time-lapse camera being set up so that gas fans can watch the building of the new ... car park?

Well he certainly did well in that role at Derby.

Although LVG is available - as is Jose, presently.

To tell you would be to deprive you of a pleasure that even @Bluebeard has enjoyed.

Anyone know of any shitty pubs near Elland Road (I'm guessing, all of them) in which he can ingratiate himself with Leeds fans by getting pissed with them and singing a few songs? Marching all together ...

... so you've read them all?

DC's best chance of ever managing a team to play against the City is to move to Leeds.

"Excuse me, Wael but I think that as we picked you up, some money has fallen out of your pocket". "No 'kin chance of any money coming out of my pocket, mate".

Tv companies can't show Saturday 3pm ko

Here's a novel thought. The next time that Holloway walks out of the tunnel at AG, let's all give him a welcoming, warm round of applause? Not while there's breath in my body. I suppose it would be appropriate for him to sit in the Dolman though ... we know a song about people who sit in the Dolman, don't we children?

Our father, what in Heaven were you? Six-toed is my foot. Wael's Kingdom has come. We will soon be done, but at least the UWE will have a nice new car park. I secretly wish every Saturday I was a Ted rather than have to watch the Ragasses. Forgive me for thinking this but in truth I spend more time worrying about their score rather than that of the team which is playing against us. The thought of buying a season card at AG is a big temptation But will they deliver it to Eastville? I guess I'll stay part of Wael's Kingdom and enjoy the power, glory and world domination which Dopey will deliver Forever like Leicester. Amen

Like they know who their fathers are.

Gas fans attempt to join Mansfield fans in a Slap of Honour.

... which allows for the traditional 5000 to be locked out in the car park - come on Monkeh, keep up!

I don't sit in the Atyeo so don't know how to do it, but please will you tell them that they're c---s? Thanks.

I'd love to see their shirts emblazoned with ARAG. We've been saying that for years.

Joe Payne managed this amazing and very welcome feat despite the fact that the ball had no air in it, making it even more remarkable whilst confirming that the Rovers were shit even 80 years ago.

So brave. They're obviously in charge of joining up their tunnel to AG. Thankfully, it'll be a while before that dirge is heard at our ground - or in fact at any new ground in Bristol (or South Glos)