Bristol Rob

They are missing a trick up the Mem. The number of tents, sheds and portacabins they have, they could probably stage a really good nativity play. Granted, finding 3 wise men and a virgin could be a challenge, but no shortage of donkeys. No room at the Inn? No problem. Gasheads will be able to empathise with the story and will welcome little baby Jeebus to their development squad (as long as he buys his own kit).

Won't be long till one of them says 'he is more interested in rugby/basketball than football and he will be reducing his investment'. Choosing to overlook the fact that his investment has taken us close to the FFP limit.

I was amazed at under a thousand short of 10k turned up for what was little more than an academy game. Shows how times they are a changing.

This thread would quickly drop off the first page if they didn't consistently do something hilarious.

Neigh-more. The cry of a punch drunk horse after one too many slaps.

And there was me thinking Tomlin had a signing on fee addiction.

So he is basically saying, 'we need to close THE GAP'

Whilst they have fined the player, word is that Wally and DC are not just going to cover the wage deduction, but actually throw a few quid on top as a thank you for keeping the fans off their backs for another week.

And receive the necessary emergency dentistry as well as having their broken nose reset - in fact, they looked like nothing had happened at all on leaving.

Did you give 'em a cheeky wink, or do you mean their thoughts on the stadium?

Maybe the photo was taken before they had all got in?

Did we delay celebrating because the clocks changed?

So does the gap celebrate it's 18th tomorrow or Sunday?

Unlucky da shit!

Don't forget the out of date crisps.

@Dollymarie Have a word!

I hope away fans are around the 200 mark.

Or Babestation.

Is it on the red button? I only ask, just so I can make sure I don't accidentally press it.

Happy Birthday banners being hung from every bridge and signs on roundabouts for the big day?

Takes their mind off the gap.

BBC 2 have just shown the Hitchin Town goal that knocked the fewers out of the FA Cup.

Not the most convincing of under cover officers. We all know you're a red!

So he'll get sold by his parent club in January then.

Or a field.