Bristol Rob

Give it a few days and a computer repair man will be claiming... "Yeah, but that's nothing... a City player once legged it, punched a random and then stole and crashed a car"

Absolute belter on their forum.... >>Just to put this out and into perspective he was involved in a motoring incident recently and in trying to run away he hit someone in his panic which is normal when a youngster has an accident. Read more: http://gasheads.org/thread/7691/menayese#ixzz5PJXLYI9W << Perfectly normal? YEAH. IN CRIME-LAND.

Their forum is hilarious at the moment. It makes some of our meltdowns look almost reasonable.

They are on the Newcastle United scale for deluded. Proud fans, deserving of better, once made a bit of noise.... Nope. Still historically less successful than Ipswich.

And full time at the Mem... ?

This is torture. I want another pint and there is a queue.

Baldock equalised for Reading against Villa

Well I've gone to the pub.

Pitch invasion!

Gas losing.

For cash we're Gash. Is how the tag line went. I think.

Only after they have signed Jordanian international players... That will show real intent. What did happen to Screech?

If he does leave, then don't be surprised if a Jordanian coach comes in, probably with a huge cash injection from their FA as they attempt to grow the game back in the mother-land.

Wally must be really counting the pennies if getting a keeper off their books for a week is essential.

Doubt it, a wrap of powder is better insulated.... so the other boys tell me. Big lads they were, they've run off now... so you have nothing on me officer.

We had/have the 5 pillars philosophy, they have blown us out of the water with 6 in just one tent. No wonder they think they are coming for us.

That is shameful if true. Pompey is always one of League Ones bigger draws and with the kids being on school holiday, they can't even hide behind the 'late night' excuse.

Door and a window?

He said he was following the game from a campsite. What else could it mean?

Bless him. Gone are the days when people had a diary which a tube map in the back cover. He is probably lost, the little lamb. Either that, or he has the TFL equivalent if a day-rider and he wants full value. CHEERS DRIVE!

Have Rovers equalised yet?

I'll have you know I followed the first half from the gym. Granted, I have retired to the pub now because my rowing machine or exercise bike didn't have an ashtray, but that isn't the point. All hail the kitchen assistant and his goal scoring assist. (If we have a new person to miss the goals, I might give up the tabs).

Christ! The stand is on fire, save the cups... Don't worry, it hasn't spread to the canteen yet.

I'll bet Wycombe are anticipating 'Blue Monday' which is similar to 'Black Friday' except that instead of getting a great discount on a clock radio from Amazon, they get letters from a West Country legal team threatening all sorts. This year, Sky Bet are offering a price boost on the following potential claims. 1/ Wycombe made us look like proper 'Nanas when we made a Brexit statement the day after the referendum, and we need compensation. 2/ It has been a really warm summer. Possibly too warm. This isn't right, and so far, Wycombe haven't denied responsibility. We have had to shell out for extra factor 50 for our fair-skinned players, causing a detrimental impact on our summer recruitment strategy. Again, we need compensation. 3/ Babestation. There is that pub in Wycombe, and, well... I think you'll find things speak for themselves... Compo. Needed. Sky have BOOSTED this so that it is now just 1/4 increased from their previous offering of 1/8 Sky know it's gonna happen, do you?