Numero Uno

Congratulations to Cheltenham on gaining promotion and at the same time leap frogging the Tesco Bags in the West Country pecking order......................

Looking at the results tonight the Tent Boys look like they have a nice visit to Barrow next season..........

I missed that bit!!!

Gaslogic dictates that as long as you are "convinced" whatever it is you are convinced about becomes absolute fact.

It’s a “Bristol Rovers and Everton” supporter.........

It’s this exact type of bullshit and bluster that is the reason people actively celebrate their downfalls rather than not giving a shit. They speak a special type of language up at Chernobyl and as others have said two or three wins on the spin next season and it will be back to “pissing leagues” on their way up to the Prem. Even by their previous attempts at mathematics “one million strong” is so stupid that I would take the bastards crayons off him for a fortnight.

Best comment he made today was “he doesn’t see it as HIS relegation”..............

Is there anyone else left for Joey to pin the blame on today?

Goodnight Irene you ******* minger.......

Unlucky Da Shit. I would say Premier League in 5 years...........Southern League Premier Division.

Labour Party through the Corbyn years............

If Paul Tisdale had come in and said: Previous Manager would have been struck off if he was a Doctor Medical Staff all getting bombed out at the end of the season Players not even trained properly I have a load of unprofessional, tobacco chewing cluckers in my squad (although I might smoke a nice fat Cuban later and stub it out in an U23 player's eyes) I have single figures players worth keeping I can't turn water into wine It would have been easier on myself if I never took this job etc etc. he would have been destroyed by the Tent Polers. Instead, because it's Joey Barton saying it, this is exactly what has been needed apparently. The interesting thing for me is what Wally does if Barton goes down for say 9 months in the Summer, relatively short term but slightly too long ideally to bring in a Temporary Manager (bear in mind no time off for good behaviour on sentences under a year).

That would have been the accumulator that could have seen every single one of us retire if only we knew??

What a night?????

Come on you Rochdale bastards......

These results are so contrived for the benefit of Teds that I’d be checking for illegal betting patterns.......

3-1 the Swine.

Tents, more tents, forgot about the team.....

I watched a game at Sincil Bank once (non City) and it was about -10!!! Even the half time cuppa froze!!

Does that mean he has to thumb a lift back to Swindon?

Pearson has inherited some similar issues to Barton albeit a different level and yet I haven’t heard anyone directly thrown under the bus by him. Barton has literally thrown everyone at the swamp under the bus bar him and his mate Hill. He talks like he has a 20 year management track record at the highest level and yet the reason he got his ass kicked out of it at Fleetwood was one win in his last ten games.......guess who that was against!!

I know it won’t happen but some of them could do with a stint at Swindon Supermarine for 6 months. See if the put it in the next time they are in the football league then!!

I think, like us, you also need to look a bit higher up the hierarchy.......however, players deciding when they can be arsed to put it in is a common theme!!

........and another. Wimbledon have just hit form big time....

If you took away all Wimbledon’s and Wigan’s wins plus Rochdale’s then applied the Gas Mutant Points Per Game Logicometer the Fewers would be out of the relegation zone......