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That's the whole point though.....if it comes out of the gob or written hand of any Fewer the chances are it has been made up without any relevance to fact whatsoever. I think that is what In The Net was getting at..............

It amazes me that some in here choose to follow something that so clearly affects their mental health in an adverse way. Find something or someone who makes you happy.

If we are then so be it. I’ll give it ten games or so and judge from there. What won’t change anything is people crying and bawling about it every week. Won’t change a ******* thing.

We have to FORGET promotion? Are you for real? Seriously, did you think before today that we could. finish top 6 this season? My take was sell a surplus midfield player, get someone in who can hit the net 12-15 times and we’ll be alright. The bed wetters are right at it this evening though?

The fact that clubs voted for it tells me they wanted a relatively easy way of being able to control costs without being blamed by their own fans. If the vast majority of clubs agree to the formula used then there is no argument with this system. If 40% disagree then you have an issue. Just look at the idiots on this board who demand that Lansdown splashes the cash without knowing a single thing about FFP. Anything that ultimately helps football clubs move forward on a more sustainable rather than irresponsible basis is good for the game imo and the sooner it happens in this country, in conjunction with parachute payments being abolished, the better (I think the impacts of Covid, at least, is helping clubs lower down the scale think on those lines).

Based on his availability record for us I would imagine the player is distraught.................

Notice our U23’s showed the Few that it is possible to get a win against National League South opponents this evening.

You would have thought after last season that more caution would have been exercised but nope, HMS Piss The League has the keys in the ignition (they certainly wouldn't be able to afford a push button starter out there).

I notice that HMS Piss The League is due to set sail out of port again..........12 months ago was just a trial run. Minimum 20 goals but likely to be more seems to be the cast iron guarantee that Brett comes with.

There is the odd Refuge and support group for men but the low numbers reflect the simple fact that there are less Women on Men and Men on Men DV incidents than Men on Women and, statistically the highest proportion (or certainly was anyway), Women on Women in Lesbian relationships. #gaslogic is what it is...........

Apparently you can although I would imagine the Blue Few Solicitor will be too long in the tooth to fall for that one................

The damage is done. The Family Club who are also everyone's second favourite football club up and down the land are no more. I suspect Cardiff City fans will still bum them for ever more but that's about it. Many of the comments on Social media lambasting the Horse Punchers were from all around the country, people who certainly wouldn't have been waiting for Wally's "clarification" statement and who see this club as a basket case that is trying to minimise domestic violence as a "victimless" crime. That level of incompetence at staff level really does take some doing, it takes years of hard work. The club statement that attempts to minimise the situation is still on their website which is both breathtaking and arrogant beyond belief. Forget whether the "one court appearance per month" legend should be anywhere near a football club, the Jordanian that runs the total shit show out there should have his arse booted out of it by the EFL on the grounds he has just completely failed the fit and proper owners test.

You can bet he has put the phone call in to the club solicitor already.

One of the Throbbers over at North Korea Forum is claiming there were around 800 there now..........

Ended 0-0 against a Conference South outfit, at the Mem too. Meltdown on slaggychat incoming............

Would be if I was the judge............

Surely they have had enough time to reconsider and amend that awful statement so presumably they stand by it?

Something Jamie Carragher often says, although he is referring to defending rather than club statements, is if you make one mistake don't follow it up with another. All they have to do is retract the statement, make a grovelling apology explaining that they simply got it wrong and move on to an extent. How the hell can such guff still be on the website over 12 hours later? Rovers the "family" club, Everton the "peoples" club.................where do these people get this bollocks from? No, you're just a FOOTBALL club same as everyone else.

Yet here we are, 12 hours and literally thousands of comments on social media later telling them how appalling their Statement is, AND IT STILL REMAINS ON THE WEBSITE!!

The Few are only a couple of centuries out of date with that statement. Tin Pot doesn’t start to describe them.

Looking at many of the properties in that area you may well be right.

Would put Wael in an awkward position if they did..............

They are selling their house in Kew for £8.5m I believe, mind you the source is a Fewer so based on past experience there is a chance that could be 100% made up off the top of his head, but it would make sense that they are visiting friends in the area if they have lived there and could easily have been staying at their house for the night. It clearly helps that the kids weren't there to see the mayhem of either Mum or Dad or even both making complete fools of themselves obviously but you would be expecting Social Services to start taking an interest after this. My Wife who worked with perpetrators of DV for twenty odd years seems to think there might well be a flag put on that family by Social Services now (Agencies seem to communicate with each other far more effectively than they ever used to following some high profile child deaths like Baby P) on the basis that children are involved (not in the incident obviously).

It's amazing how people forget about the most important people in all this..........it's the job of Social Services not to!!

You would think that Social Services would be making a visit to the Barton's to find out where the "children" were during this incident and, given that Mr Barton is either going to be found to be a wife beater or Mrs Barton a liar who phones the Police with greatly exaggerated accounts causing her husband to defend himself in court, whether there potentially is any degree of future harm that could affect them. This sort of stuff gets children living on Council Estates or in Suburbs put on "At Risk Registers" so living in Kew shouldn't make any difference?