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Tinmans Love Child

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  1. My prediction, Freeman to miss a pen for QPR in the first 5 mins, then hack down Tammy in shear petulance immediately after for a straight red.  Holloway, incensed, invades the pitch to challenge the ref, gets held back by his own players, but the ref sends him to the stands.  On his way he finds a horse and punches it clean in the head, the horse is shaken but not stirred, but the police get their batons out and take Holloway down to China town, Holloways face burned on the AstroTurf surrounding the pitch, they arrest him and cart him down the touchline in handcuffs, Holloway is literally foaming at the mouth whilst struggling to get free, all the while getting pelters from the crowd.  We then go on to win 5-0, Taylor hat trick and Tammy with 2, Holloway listens on the police car radio on his way to the nick, a tear in his eye, with flashbacks of happier times circa 1990 flashing before him, where has it all gone he thinks.

    After the game LJ and Lansdown visit Holloway down the nick and using their influence, ensure Holloway is put in solitary with only dirty water and grubs to eat, Holloway cries and begs forgiveness, Lansdown puts his hand on Holloways head like the Pope, and says 'You will never be forgiven my son' and slowly walks away, fist pumping the screw in charge, LJ follows quick on Lansdowns heals, goes in for a fist pump with the screw but is left hanging.  They both climb in the helicopter which is parked on the roof and fly off into the sunset, catching each others eye before smiling.

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  2. 2 minutes ago, Robin101 said:

    Forest v Blackburn next Friday will be interesting. What do we want?? A draw? Or a forest win?

    Forest win 100% that will guarantee a minimum 4 point gap, even if we lose against QPR, with 4 to play, I don't want to go into Blackburn game with them a point behind.  A nice 7 point gap before that game would be great, as a win v Blackburn guarantees our survival

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  3. God I love Rovers fans mocking our attendances, always makes me laugh!  I almost want them to get promoted (and us stay up) so we can have a like for like comparison, but even then there would be suggestions that official figures for them were too low etc etc. What I don't understand is why they are so obsessed with attendances, the facts are there for all to see, they have not averaged higher attendances than us for decades, yes they have good away support, FairPlay, but surely this just highlights how poor their home attendances have been?

  4. 11 minutes ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

    Absolutely! Newcastle got 49k at home in the last round of the EFL Cup against a team in the same div - now that's loyal!

    "We're Roverzzzzzzz supporters, we're loyal and true....and we will follow the boys in blooooo...."

    Yeh right! And they laffed at our attendance at home to Blackburn...nearly 22k!!!

    #MindTheChasm....

    All the excuses coming out on gaschat, other home games coming up, Christmas not far away, cold and rainy Tuesday night in November etc etc 

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