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Facepalm

Junior Hoillet will either have a field day or this is a tactical masterclass

Morning early birds - in for a tough game.

COYR

A Lee Johnson masterclass in the making. How lucky we are to have such a good coach and chairman.

I really don't think AJ is that special.

Willing to put my tin hat on and take the comments.

1 minute ago, Harry said:

I know right. Coz his superb tackle didn't just change the momentum of this game, where he stopped a counter attach, we go up the other end, Flint should score immediately and then from the continued pressure we do score. 

But I'm sure you won't acknowledge Pack's important role in that goal. 

Unlike @RedDave to talk a load of shit, Harry!

******* hell

Goaaaaaaal

Hope Matty takes chance, didn't think he'd get one - glad I was wrong. Top player

9 minutes ago, 1891 B.C. Sweden said:

Eliasson will soon be back on loan to Sweden. Engvall all over again

Face to the palm...

A good start is absolutely key. They are shit at home and no thanks to their fans getting on their back all the time, they tend to make a decision within 5 minutes whether it'll be hostile or not as a fan base.

Hope Eliasson plays well.

Wow! Wright starts. Good of him to fake injury to come home early...

Big statement for New Balance to drop Ben Stokes.

18 minutes ago, hodge said:

'The crossbow incident at The Oval meant Middlesex were denied the chance to improve their over-rate in the remainder of the final session'

THEY WERE ******* BATTING! HOW THE **** DO YOU IMPROVE YOUR OVER RATE WHILE BATTING!

Apologies for the caps 

I mentioned this to a Middlesex mate of mine and he came back with we were 7 down and likely to bowl again. I replied that they had a batsman set on 120 odd and an opener still at the crease. He changed the subject.

No leg to stand on

Stokes pictured smoking over the weekend...More for the media to latch on to.

1 hour ago, Super said:

Steve Smith injured? Might even things up!

Piggy wanted to go home is all I reckon... He's out of knick and didn't fancy India any more.

Interesting Hales has not been find as of yet, that would suggest to me that he isn't just helping with the investigation, but in fact part of it

14 minutes ago, hodge said:

Difference between England and Aus, England withdraw Stokes from ashes squad and Warner punches Root and only gets suspended for a few games so he's back in time for the ashes. 

Not really true though, is it?

4 minutes ago, hodge said:

Exactly. 

http://www.espncricinfo.com/series/8052/scorecard/1068565/Surrey-vs-Middlesex--specsavers-county-championship-division-one/

Middlesex were still batting when they were taken off after the arrow incident. They have no leg to stand on. Embarrassing.

Middlesex crying about the deduction for slow over rate - saying end of day they'd make up for it... They were batting when they came off for **** sake!

Game over.

2-1. They score every shot they have ffs

2-0.Had a feeling we'd win comfortably today, so let's do it.

BOOOOM