Lanterne Rouge

MK losing.

Be sheeds in the away end though no doubt. Causing trouble for the family club AGAIN. That`s what they`ll say when they lose and riot as usual.

Now if only a rich, local sports-supporting entrepreneur could be persuaded to invest in a project like that. The facilities at the Bristol Sport/UWE multisports centre would doubtless be first class and admired all over the country.

Saying on 5live this morning he was very lucky it was diagnosed when it was as he could have died while playing. Just goes to show, you can be fit as a fiddle and something like this can get you - bit like Muamba I suppose. All the best to him.

Was it you that e-mailed me the other day saying all I had to do to get a mahoosive tax refund was let you have my bank details? Did you get them alright only I`ve not had any money yet.

Oh yes. Plenty more fun to be had yet.

I don`t think many people, other than deluded ones in blue and white quarters, believe he actually has any money in football terms.

Which accounts though? I`ve got two sets, the ones for the taxman and the real ones.

Perhaps the good ship Gas may be heading for yet another iceberg then? I do hope so.

Only trying to get at all the gurt dirty sheeds in the home end that wuz windin us up all the time. S`all their fault innit an we only frew the bottles back they frew at us dint we UTG.

I get the feeling from reading it that they are very, very nervous about a possible points deduction. Won`t happen of course, it never does.

It will be like when you do it in a taxi - we`ll send them the cleaning bill.

Straight in, get the National on and I bet Bobby had the winner in the sweep.

If they do end up in the playoffs and not auto I`d settle for Portsmouth, Plymouth and Wycombe in there with them.

Sounds like no-one knows what went on. It would have gone into meltdown on here if we`d lost and thought they`d broken a rule that`s for sure!

Just reading their forum it seems Westwood was supposed to be in goal but they realised they`d named too many loan players in the squad so he had to make way for this lad Wildsmith who wasn`t even in the original squad.

Well, now Brentford`s sold out I take it there will be hordes of us going in the away end when they play Yeovil just like us gurt big dirty sheeds always do when there`s a chance to make trouble for the family club. Just wait, some deluded sag will accuse us of it for sure.

One slight saving grace - they do seem to be wishing Torquay well.

Any news on the investment you suggested may be sought from the local businessman with construction industry experience who had recently received an unexpected injection of capital or is he still chuckling away to himself by his pool in Tuscany?

I get the impression they`re just waiting for Rovers to pull out so they can do just that. The only reason they haven`t laid the law down already is that they don`t want the howls of outrage from the Evil Post, Points West et al accusing them of shafting Bristol`s only family club with their great tradition blah blah blah.

It already is one isn`t it?

Looks as if Bath City might have had a lucky escape somewhere along the line.

They`ll be Waeling for real in about a year when there still hasn`t been any work done at the UWE, the mem`s being sold for housing, they`re going to be sharing with FGR (if they`ll have them) and they finally realise their billionaire hasn`t in fact got a pot to piss in.

Let`s just hope we got all the dodgy performances out of the way in a game we were unlikely to win anyway and got out and smash Rotherham on Tuesday.

So the DP post was appropriate then?