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2 minutes ago, WessexPest said:

Get it right round you, Hot Air, you sister-bothering Gastard!

Great point Wessex! Where is that bell end?

3 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said:

3 quid for that. Ha ha ha sorry I’m crying 

I'd be interested in using the chip paper for something else...

That has made my day!

FTG

Disgusting ***** throwing a bottle at Joe Low. Marquis doing his best to get him sent off too.

*******.

From a Fewer I work with. A magnificent erection...

4 minutes ago, glynriley said:

A load of old bollox. Ashton Gate is still on the footprint it’s always been. 
 

Typical fewer making up lies. 

Agreed - 100% Sag bullshit.

50 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said:

Highlight of their week abusing ex city player. They will be patting each other on the back and high sevening each other. Strokers 

"Strokers" is a term I'm gonna use more often.

Cheers...

58 minutes ago, Merrick's Marvels said:

What on earth is this?

A grown man taking a picture of himself just because there's a couple of footballers somewhere in the background?

Good god. Pathetic. 

Probably tapping them up for a loan move, on Jailbirds instruction.

Or maybe he's heard they have an interest in construction (outside of their stellar premier league lives) and are looking to keep their hand in...

22 minutes ago, StGeorge said:

That's some achievement, well played, hope A&E are understanding 

Agreed, I was impressed by that!

How does one cross one's knob?

Slightly off topic but I smiled when Alan Carr suggested a "union" with Gok Wan.

Said he'd change his name to Alan Wan-Carr.

Sounds about right...

1 minute ago, Silvio Dante said:

On a similar basis, In the local town hall (Sodbury) recently there was a medium and it said on the flyer “booking advised”.

Surely she knew if it would sell out?

The missus story got worse. On her return I asked if the woman had a doorbell (which apparently she did). Would she need one? Surely she'd know you were there anyway...?

19 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said:

A few years ago, a bloke in work said he’d been to a seance. One wag asked “was there anybody there” and he replied “yes me, my wife, some friends…”

The missus went to see a medium years ago, at which I scoffed relentlessly. She protested, saying she came highly recommended, "gives you your winning lottery numbers and everything". "Sounds reasonable" I replied, "where does she live"? "In a council house in Withywood" said the missus.

Well if she was that good surely she'd have sorted out her own winning numbers first?

21 minutes ago, Davefevs said:

Feels like a happy medium, and I’m not talking Doris Stokes!

I was a happy medium when I was 17. I'm a miserable XXL now...

1 hour ago, JBFC II said:

So they've started building a stand.

Just imagine if they were building a stand without any planning permission to do so, just imagine...

I'm no expert, but that appears to be the bit on the side. Isn't it the main section (backing onto Alton Road) that has caused most upset? They probably assume they can get on with that bit without issue.

Looks like a bus stop to me...

50 minutes ago, phantom said:

That was at the dog meetings 

Or the Sunday market...

20 minutes ago, REDOXO said:

Owers is on this evening so better start. But why oh why are we hearing extended footage of Saturdays debacle, particularly when the host says he’s hoping not to have any melt downs!

I’ll give it a few more weeks, but that will be it. 

Agreed Redoxo - the Saturday footage was just a space filler, a painful one at that.

No insights of any substance so far, last 20mins to pull it back but I'm not confident. Just like being at the game...

6 minutes ago, Hot Air said:

You seem awfully angry...is it me or is it actually the pile of steaming horse manure that your team dished up today? 

My team were absolutely awful today, but be under no illusion - it is you.

Amazing you are still here, the fool who can't see he's outstayed his welcome.

This bone head is back again. Only yesterday said "leave it for the weekend", yet comes back for more.

Just can't help himself. Typical Blue Few...

1 hour ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

I am getting quotes for a new clutch on my car this week. Looks like this place does that sort of work at a cheap price??

I think they do OENL. They have a range of retired former mechanics on site looking to keep their hand in...

Indeed. Thought Araoye and Knight-Lebel would be on the bench tomorrow...?

31 minutes ago, Porto Red said:

It certainly is. Porto is practically my favourite place on Earth. Lived there for 2 years. I sometimes even catch a cheap bus up on my days off just to stroll across the bridge and drink a super in the sun 

Went there for a long weekend a few years ago. Thought it was a lovely vibe down by the river, looking forward to going again. 

Hope all is better PR.

14 minutes ago, Hot Air said:

 

Now, it is Friday evening. Let's leave it here for the weekend. 

 

Thank **** for that.

Not just for the weekend eh?

1 minute ago, Monkeh said:

How many times have you won that trophy?

Doesn't matter though does it Monkeh! Success is almost irrelevant, as long as it's one better than "Da Shit". 

13 minutes ago, Hot Air said:

 

'Didn't have a great record' is something of an understatement. You were taught a footballing lesson on more than one occasion.

 

So what was it? A footballing lesson or intimidating atmosphere? You flit from pillar to post yet again in a vain attempt to retain any credibility here.

Just face it - I reckon every single poster who has responded to your repeated jibes, lies, insults and inaccuracies here thinks you are a dick. I certainly do.

To start with you probably provided some entertainment value. Now it's just tiresome, yet you still continue to pursue it. 

It's a Friday night, start of the weekend and the world is your oyster. Why not do something different - give up posting here and leave your sister alone. You are now boring.

29 minutes ago, Scrumpty said:

Good advice, will continue with the day job (erecting temporary stands), but don’t seem to have a lot of work on at the moment

Aaahhh I see! Are you a retired former tradesman just keeping your hand in?