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10 minutes ago, The Gasbuster said:

Chracter, Accademy .......

Any more ? 

Oh yes! -  How many children’s you are registering?

Just now, Stortz said:

Buckle in everyone, they're on the brink of yet another of their enhanced gift giving periods haha.

It amazes me, you wrack your brains thinking surely there is nothing new left in the Gas comedy gift giving tank and then they come out with a beauty like this one! 

1 hour ago, Port Said Red said:

Chracter building, hmmm

 

Chracter building? Maybe they are looking to rival John Deere in agricultural machinery? 

You can just see can’t you …..  

I’ve got a cunning plan Blackadder, we’ll set up an academy in that well known footballing nation Kuwait , snap up all the top local young lads and in 10 years time we’ll overtake they gurt Teds and be giving Man City a run for their money in the prem .

Brilliant Baldrick , I’ll get  Abdul on the case immediately 

Accademy? Sounds a bit of a gamble to me.

Bristol rovers ,a renowned name in football

Nice to see their new cowshed is bringing them plenty of luck ( all bad!)

1 minute ago, chinapig said:

I agree with Dan. I'm certainly excited by what is happening at Bristol Rovers.

One of those players is so excited he’s about to shove his hand down the front of his mate’s shorts

3 minutes ago, redkev said:

It’s like a space ship is hovering above the new sta  umm cowshed and about to land wtf is that all about 

Someone must have turned up the dimmer switch in the milking parlour, those poor cows will need shades 

5 minutes ago, elhombrecito said:

Truly excellent defending and goalkeeping...

 

 

Is number 11 drunk? 

Hang on to your pillars gasheads , it sounds awfully breezy out there!

3 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

My wife loved going for a ride with Noel

Didn’t realise it was Noel in the fake taxi videos , would explain the crinkley bottom I guess . 

2 hours ago, Gillies Downs Leeds said:

Don't know if it has been mentioned but they are home tomorrow as well kicking off at the same time.

That will depend on whether they can move out all the cattle in time 

12 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Definitely a classic ...

 

still brilliantly funny all these years later !

15 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

Wonder who they got to build it....

 

https://www.skysports.com/watch/video/tv-shows/soccer-am/8239162/ian-holloways-chicken-coops

 

Funnily enough I thought the same earlier and tried to post a link to the YouTube vid of that wind up call but failed.

Price I up a chicken hutch boss. 
ive told you twice , it’s me Neymarrrr!

Still a classic!

3 minutes ago, TV Tom said:

Am I thick? (Probably) but I can’t see a “ tiny greyed out link” 

Just log in to ticket site, click home tickets section and the bit you click to get your season ticket seats is here(see photo)

5 minutes ago, alexukhc said:

Will keep refreshing the page then if that’s the case

There were quite a lot of tickets popping up on the BS website leading up to the WHU game the few days before the game so if you don’t get one straight away keep looking.

3 hours ago, cider hoss rules said:

Agent Martin playing his part towards the end.....

 

https://youtu.be/KETCJWQ_0Fk?si=O4GuHazADI7DvxRl

Just when some thought that agent Martin had gone rogue. He must have been lulling them into a false sense of security 

29 minutes ago, alexukhc said:

Think it’ll make it to Monday sales?

Not sure this game will have the same draw as the West Ham game but then again it’s not televised this time 

11 minutes ago, Rob said:

Very easily pleased: from their forum thread:

 

To me it looks like a back of a cow shed.  They even have the cow control gates in there.

Oh no, I’m feeling concourse envy ….. not 

going to be a bit narrow for any sort of decent facilities and allowing for crowd movement at the same time you’d think . 
I look forward to their ingenious solutions

1 minute ago, Frenchay Red said:

Booking fee for this one, but not for WHU

All a bit random

Same here! Couldn’t pay with either of my cards last time so tried a different browser as someone suggested last time and worked first time. 

1 hour ago, Pezo said:

Depends what they are singing, "stick your tractors up your arse" seemed to be the favourite of the evening. I would say that's slightly inflammatory.

Was walking up north st to get some grub before the game and bizarrely a load of West Ham fans the other side of the road started chanting ‘you’re shagging your sister’ at me.  Funnily enough I was with my sister, my nephew and my daughter ( and no I’m not!) My 12 year old girl found it baffling that grown men should be shouting that, and I must admit although I found it mildly amusing , aiming that sort of stuff at people with young kids shows the level of intelligence of these drunken muppets 

39 minutes ago, Show Me The Money! said:

Hope nobody jumps the temporary lights

That would be terrible especially if the resulting collision causes someone to croak it 

Strangely there are still tickets coming up, was a row of 6 just now. Are people that can’t make it now able to sell them back or is there some other reason they are coming up ?

4 hours ago, Andy082005 said:

Get ready for all the  Pearson fan boys to be out in force on here tomorrow then 

 

Why do we have to be one or the other ? 
I think nearly everyone on here appreciated what Nige was trying to do/did , were gutted to see him go in the way he did but are fullly behind Liam and want him to do well going forward . That’s the impression I get anyway 

11 minutes ago, pillred said:

Right-click on the URL select copy, and then go to OTIB, if you are replying to  somebody's comment select quote and in the box below position your marker tap the pad then right-click and then select the paste option, the same thing if you are posting a comment yourself, good luck

Cheers mucker, I’ll give it a go next time