Gazred

Still seeing efforts powered wide or scuffed but the goal and finish today were superb. That should be a trademark Semenyo goal, that's what he should be all about.

Not that it will ever happen but Charlize Theron would get my vote. Atomic Blonde gives you a flavour of what it would be like and it's set during cold war. Cavill does seem like an obvious established name to get it next.

£10m

Started to leave early once. City v Kingstonian in the FA Cup, probably 20 years ago now. 1 down and on the verge of an upset, got up in the Dolman to leave on 90 mins, just heading down the steps, could hear we were building an attack, turned around and Tony Thorpe scrambled one in with what was the last kick of the game. I think we struggled to beat them in the replay as well but lesson learned that day.

I was in secondary school between 87-92, it was bloody awful! Things improved after of course and we've long since sat apart from them but I will never ever forget those days. FTG.

Feel a little bit sorry for Darlington. Fair play to them trying to keep playing their game. No doubt the Gas will claim they are world beaters. I don't think they've actually played that well considering the level of the opposition.

Well thats that. Unlucky Darlo, they were playing well and looking good until the 2nd.

Haha and the usual pen. 3-0 certainly flatters them.

What a gift that was. Darlo looking comfortable and playing some decent stuff though.

Nice. I quite like the idea of supporting a fan owned smaller club. I mean, we're all Darlo today right? Game is on BBC website and red button. Hopefully an enjoyable cupset.

The only thing they are coming for is Babestation in the clubhouse.

Why? He was doing so well??

The irony of a guy called Camps scoring at that tented village is just great.

"Do YOU have an old marquee or temporary structure that you no longer need? Then contact We Buy Any Tarp now!"

Perhaps a little boob cricket also.

That's 2 more portacabins they'll be ordering then.

69no in Boob Cricket.

Ben "The Speshul One" Garner.

If it wasn't The Gas, id suggest it was a wind up. That is an absolute belter of post there. More of the same please Mansion Bet. Very effective advertising!

20pence phone in on RB shortly should be amusing.

Hardy would be good. I think the franchise needs a rethink and reboot. At this point, as much as i don't like Cruise, the last few Mission Impossible films have done these sort of movies better..

Not forgetting the Feng Shui thing... Feng Shui, we always thought, was the sound you made when you sneezed but, we've been told, it is actually an ancient Chinese art that involves moving your furniture around your room until you feel mellow (or something like that). When Feng shui "experts" Guy de Beaujeu and Patrick Stockhausen arrived at Bristol Rovers one day last year and promised that if let work their magic a mellow Rovers line-up would beat Gillingham in their next game, the club said "yes please". So, on the advice of the pair, the club installed a tank containing plastic fish behind one of the goals, staff were asked to ensure that the ground's toilet seats were down at all times, a ceramic frog was hung above the front gate, potted house plants were positioned in all four corners of the players' dressing room and hanging wind chimes were placed around the stadium. Match result? Bristol Rovers 0, Gillingham 1. PS: Last Friday night mortified Rovers officials tuned in to ITV2's comedy series The Gatecrashers and realised they'd been had - the whole Feng shui thing was a prank. Blushes all 'round. Ceramic frog binned.

Pilots are happening... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/54175545

I think you are correct, can't remember the name though. So we've got a Welshman, a Latvian and a Gibraltarian. No wonder they are worried about the world's shop window.