Sir Colby-Tit

Matt Hewlett

For this joke I will be using the word "bitch", but I want to make it clear that the use of the word "bitch" in no way refers to a woman, as I would never be that disrespectful to the fairer sex. I would only ever use this word whilst referring to a female dog. OK, so last night Daryl Clarke was ****ing this bitch..........

Well, you do, because posting your objection on here won't make a blind bit of difference

No one really believes that the current Rovers manager is a prostitute, it's a football chant. I respect your right to be offended and over sensitive, but I will join in the song.

Bollocks to that, I'll still join in when it's sung. It's a football match, deal with it.

I bumped into a bloke last weekend that was a recruiter for Southampton's academy when they had Alex Scott on their books. He told me that after a review the club decided it wasn't good value for money paying £25k per annum to fly him and his dad over from Guernsey, and let him go. Whopping belters!

Expect an incoming bid from Port Vales manager.

High jinx at worst, whole world's gone mad.

It's going to kick off in Naples tonight

Managed by Fred Ford?

Which, coincidentally, is the proposed capacity for the Fewers Fruit Basket Stadium!

Kin ell, tracing a stock image is Bristol Rovers grade tinpottery. I really hope that the club didn't pay a design consultancy to come up with this "unique and innovative" design. Needs a U-turn ASAP.

Robins are quite tasty, and like to put themselves about a bit. However, I can't recall that we've ever had a badge design that attempted to make the robin look hard.

He needs a Glasgow kiss.

Vinnie didn't mess about with kisses, straight in for the tackle

Oh shit, I hope my cats don't read this.

I don't even like Liverpool, but found myself singing "We want eight".

If the stewards were deaf, how did they hear you swearing?

Saw Wells the other day, looking really mugged off, throwing around a brown key fob. Narky Nahki's khaki car keys.

If anyone has earned a start on Tuesday, it's Sam Bell IMO.

Gary Owers

I'd buy one, but the stitching is really cheap and falls apart. Sorry, wrong thread.

No coppers then, could backfire.

Have you really? I haven't noticed.