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Pompey move further ahead of the Rent Boys and clock up a five figure League One crowd. Imagine that, Gastards!

82 - we ****ing hate the Gash

Nice little blow to their playoff hopes there. Eight games left and six points off the pace and a queue of clubs ahead of them — the Gap will live.

That’s absolutely abysmal from the Rent Boys. More go to see Peter, Paul and Mary.

Indeed - hard to imagine a worse club than Bristol Rovers “Gasstrictband” you self-praising Gash fool!

Their Facebook page is pretty hilarious, all the focus on how the decisions went all Plymouth's way (Makes it all the sweeter!) and nothing on the disgraceful way their fans conducted themselves. Shite club, shite and obnoxious support. Hurry up and go bust you utter stain on the English game. I'm no lover of Plymouth but fine with them going up after this. Would be a good couple of games against them next season.

They may have just Jethro-wn away their playoff hopes.

That Gastard looks like a right piece of work. Hope the old bill beat the shite out of him.

I’m sure we were all wearing Green today, and not for that nauseating Irish nonsense. Gash complaining about the officials - gert loves it!

AGM stands for Ashton Gate Moratorium - they’ve been holding it every year since 2000.

Less than 9000 Gastards turned up to see them even though they are chasing a playoff place. What an utterly shite support the Rent Boys have!

I don’t doubt the weather played a part in their shite turnout at MK yesterday, but they don’t give nuance the time of day when it comes to slagging off out away support so it’s still bloody funny. Also, about a month ago I was debating with a Gastard and they claimed a lot of their fans would be “boycotting” this fixture because MK weren’t a proper club.

Surely this is some mistake and super-rich Wael has some of the most sophisticated undersoil heating in sport? I can only assume he hasn’t so much money that he struggles to find space to put it all, so the pitch is covered in his cold, hard cash.

“You cause me to weep, you cause me to mourn, you cause me to leave my home” is rather fitting also.

Send them a SAE? What is this, the Multi-Coloured Swap Shop?!?

What happened to plans U, W, E?

17 years behind Marlon Pack.

OK then, you’re pretty Shrew-d. Gappy? Sorry, “happy”?

Sounds like the scum’s defending was gert Saloppy for tha late goal (I’m here all week).

The fact he posted that cretinous rant days after we played a real “money on a stick team” shows how blinkered their scummy fanbase are. Hopefully we just managed to get their Golden Boy the sack.

Must make a nice change from staying in a tent.

Too many reasons for them to mind the gap, but to pick one example:- We’ve got Carla Humphrey, we’ve got Carla Humphrey, they’ve got that tramp Irene, they’ve got that tramp Irene.

What really galls Scum fans is not that we are doing so well after a couple of extremely trying seasons (although obviously that doesn't help) but all the positive attention we're receiving -- our style of play, the GIFs, our passionate support, the success of the Academy, our well-run club, our celebrity supporters, the whole shebang. Back in the day there wasn't much to choose between the clubs but we've kicked on while they've floundered on and off the pitch. 1990, laid to rest, we won the title while they finished second - in the Conference. Their saviour - who was going to at least restore parity - has turned out to be an utter charlatan. Previously the only straw they could clutch at was that they were somehow the cuddly toy of Westcountry football, whereas we were disliked by all and sundry. I remember some clown called "Centenary Gas" talking about how "not even Millwall" invaded the pitch to attack players, like somehow our fans were the worst on the planet. Bristol City were somehow the bete noir of the whole footballing world, we've got unlimited money to spend - a gaping hole blown through that theory when we come up against a club who really do fall into that category and hold our own. They feel some desperate need to believe, "Well, they've left us in the dust but at least we are likable." It's a prejudice they've invested everything in, and it's all come crashing down around their ears. I let that screed of squid ink and lies from that truly objectionable individual on the Man City forum get under my skin a bit last night, and in the cold light of day you can understand why they're so bitter. They've got nothing left, nothing.

Yes - was thinking: March 97 - League 2-1 (Agostino, Goater, Alsop for them, Agent Beadle missed pen) Coca-Cola Cup Aug 97 2-1 (Taylor, Bent winner in ET, Alsop for them again) - attendance that night 5,872, pathetic from the Fewers. Nov 97 League 2-1 (Double from The Goat, Tillson for them)

Nice comparison, although I’d say the Rent Boys are more Court Fail than Port Vale.