WessexPest

This is the kind of post that makes you wish those firebugs who tiptoed into Bath one evening in the 1990s had waited until their ground was full - mind you, obviously they’d’ve been waiting a long time. Chelsea was as big as a game as they’ll ever have so bo wonder it sold out so quickly. How many season ticket holders missed out when you played Grimsby at Wembley, scum? Our ground isn’t a library, dumps on the feeble queefing sounds those fannies at the Pisspoorial make from a great height. Yes, It’s the biggest game at the Gate since...30th Dec, which sold out. And then 10 days before that - which also sold out. This was always going to sell out too - although apparently there’s a time limit set by Gasshole Waste of Skin on how long tickets can take to sell - ha! As for fickle, obnoxious c***s - I suggest he look in any reflective surface. Gastards are genuinely nasty people. I wish them nothing but misery - both for their scummy excuse for a football team and in their personal lives.

Gash coldsore. Their fans are scum to a man, woman and child. And it’s been so long his memory is playing tricks on him - we caused mayhem there three times in one calendar year in 1997 - 2-1, 2-1, 2-1.

“Come on Gas we go again”

He’s been in bed all week with German Shepherd, sorry, German Measles.

Up the Rovers! From their FB page: ”Think we’ve been fooled again! We all thought Wael had lots of £ but now stadium news is quiet, progress on the pitch is stalling although I think replacing DC would set us back 5-10 years so that is not the answer!”

Well said and seconded. Hope they enjoyed watching that and the refrains of “Matty Taylor is a Red.” The real reason Marshfield Gash goes camping with those two is they share hobbies. A few years ago him, Savile and Glitter walked into a pub and an old Irish fella at the bar goes - “Oh no! Not Yewtree again!”

prOWed

Haven’t got a Braintree between them.

Ted Ted 2 (Far ahead of us) Pirates not of the Carabao

“The club are isolating themselves very quickly” from the rest of the division too with the way their results have been going.

Both wish it was still 1990.

Oh - you started this thread - troublemaker

For realsies?!?

Interesting....pasted from their FB page; terrible spelling, punctuation and grammar left intact... "Same old , today we reached a new low , summer recruitment awful , no feedback from the board , and to beat it all , all the tables removed to the new players lounge , which was being used for the scouts from other clubs , spoke with Dennis Rolf who represents Charlton , he was turfed out along with the Millwall rep , all I can say , Rovers don’t give a toss about the supporters , all about Clarke and his bunch of bandits , and there wives ,"

That chant will never catch on, @Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan

"Get Tony Pulis In" is the general consensus on their Facebook page. Deluded isn't the word. Mind you, he knows a thing or two about masterminding emphatic home defeats.

RIP Malcolm Young...

"Is there a problem, officer?" "It's just this strange Rovers form table reading - nought, nought, nought, nought, nought, nought, nought, nought." "Yup, that'd be right - we don't use Gas, do we Eddie?" "I don't even know what it is, mate. What is Gas?"

As a resident of Milwaukee I shall endaeavour to get you a picture of the Bronze Fonze. Darrell couldn’t be that cool if he was in the Milwaukee House of Corrections Cooler with his underpants full of Wisconsin snowballs.

FTG! Or HMP! Wakefield!

From L to R: Slot Badger, Shrub Rocketeer, Two Pin Din Plug, Fence Foal, Crazy World of Arthur Brown, Chimney Bottler, Bunty Man, Fritzl.

Who’ll Man the Grotto then?

Get in!!!! Have some stoppage-time heartbreak, Rent Boys!!!!! Up the Scunny.

Well, Melksham Town, who play in Level 9 of the pyramid opened a new all-singing all-dancing Stadium last season which is better than the Pisspoorial. Incidentally, Doomed Darrell will get to see it for himself this weekend as he’s turning out for Melksham against a Man Utd legends XI. Flapper Phillips and Gas donkeys from days of yore Haldane and Mehew also in the squad.

Am a Viz fan too. My favourite character is Mr. Gas Logic.