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Rover hates having a Bath, he’s Hitchin from his fleas, he’ll Chesham around the park and he loves Barrowbone. *Gets coat*

Cult series Monkey, Series 1 Episode 1 ”Buddha says even a starving camel is bigger than a horse.”

Yes, she went back in and finished her drink by all accounts. Vodka martini, shaken not stirrup.

Wait - one of the locations for that show was a tower block near AG, so it’s our fault.

"Making his way to the ring, accompanied by Damien - Matty "The Snake" Taylor. His opponent, the Junkyard Dog, Darrell Clarke!"

Slowly realizing that their prince won't be wiring them all that lolly via Western Union after all...

So, one might say the erstwhile sanctimonious "Family Club" should henceforth be referred to as "The Ku Klux Klan-ily Club", Sir Colin?

Surely the definition of a "fan" is someone who actually goes to matches? So not sure what's stopping this apparently massive untapped support from making it down the Pisspoorial Ground every other Saturday? We know that wild police horses couldn't drag them away so what could it be I wonder...

One would think - assume the pie tasting they have scheduled will be of the humble variety...

"Captain Gas will get a new strip." Who's their skipper these days - Lockyer? - are we signing him as well?

"Following a consultation process, and because we don't have two pennies to rub together, we have decided Not to renovate the toilets but to just direct people to the Bristol Rovers Dustbin Thread on OTIB, as it does a brilliant job of taking the pee out of our club."

Are those plans set in stone or TENTative? I'll get me coat...

Any idea where one could purchase this glorious item?

You've heard of elf on a shelf. Now here's 15ers on Ribena...

Yep, no ill discipline there...did those old dears forget their specs when they left the house?

What a cringeworthy mutual masturbation session it has been (didn't read the thread on their cretinous closed-shop of a Forum but seen a few sycophantic tweets and FB posts from Wolves fans and equally puke-inducing replies from the saddos desperate to be loved). Still, it's gratifying to see that they're reduced to comparisons with away following at one ground, totally devoid of context of course. It's about all they have left. As for Wolves, well we saved our large travelling army for the biggest club in the Black Country when we went there in the FAC two seasons ago.

Looks more like Hollowhead than the Mastiff Molester...

Lockyer no more Sweeney no more Slocombe no more Taylor no more

Can't see this happening - Redknapp likes horses.

So blatant racism results in a warning but the heinous crime of supporting a rival team (virtually any other forum allows guest supporters) is an instant ban? Speaks volumes about them, none of it good.

Somewhat related, England doing really well in the Cerebral Palsy World Cup in Argentina. Well done and keep it up lads!

I knew it had to be our fault somehow...

1960 or thereabouts, and of course they are creaming themselves about that, even though it's obviously a ground they seldom get to visit, we had no pay on the day up there last week and egged on by brown nosing Yam Yams saying how unlucky they were. Strangely no mention of their ex-player being named MOTM and scoring as we dumped another Prem team and progressed while they went out, or the fact that another of MT's former teammates (Lockyer) seems awfully fond of Red.

3-0 and a sending off at Wigan is a good result for the scum. 20 years ago they lost 3-0 at the old Springfield Park and got three red cards. EDIT: Sorry, four red cards. It's hard to keep track - I'm sure they would've had 20,000 red cards locked out as well.

Broadly agree. I can still see why some City fans will put the boot in considering their fixation on away attendances. Far more embarrassing for them than deliberately snubbing this travesty of a competition is the meagre 8,000 they pulled in for their league bread and butter against Fleetwood last weekend.