WessexPest

Darrell Pesters Alsatians or Data Protection Act?

They both sing a song about a bird (Annie, Irene) who has obviously been around the block a few times and (Blades, Pirates) have a disturbingly Freudian fixation with swords.

They would’ve drawn Oxford City, and the inevitable defeat would’ve been worse than throwing away a two-goal lead against a League Two side.

Comedy gold. Even a 20,000 Stadium is too big for them - unless we visited or they drew a big club in one of the cups it’d be half empty practically every game. They should be glad UWE fell through. It would be a desert of empty seats.

Guy Fawkes: Hung, drawn and quartered. Rovers: Scum, overdrawn and quartered.

Warnock really is a CU Next Tuesday.

No shortage of clean plates to choose from when Tomlin is in town...

Other than the Gash a win doesn't come more satisfying than against that lot. Great stuff! Fatty's free-kick clearing the bar got a gert big cheer. We'm in the groove, buys! Enjoy your Saturday one and all!

Goodnight Irene Drewrey?

Goodnight Irene, Goodnight Irene, she’s a goner ‘ere.

At least Santa’s Grotto will be doing a roaring trade in the weeks to come.

Sheed-Stead! Sheed-Stead! Sheed-Stead!

County 4 C*nty 2

Let’s be fair - 455 Sag travellers including crusty juggler Sinclair.

Well done Notts Co and Jon Stead! The Gastards are distinctly unhappy. Gert loves it!

Well done, City - a polished away performance. Truly, truly dreadful from Fulham. Their support wasn’t any better.

I had hoped the Gap Band would’ve been number 1 in the charts on 28/10/00 but alas it was Steps.

The more I hear and read about Wael the more I'm convinced he's a con-artist in the same mould as that Brookes Mileson weirdo who apparently "bankrolled" Gretna to the SPL, then suddenly "stopped pumping money in" (If he ever actually had any) causing them to fold. I must confess the day I heard he had bought the Rent Boys I was concerned that he would be a bona fide sugar daddy who would artificially propel them up the leagues, a la Wigan. He clearly is no Abramovich or Jack Walker, or even Jack Hayward or Dave Whelan, but might he turn out to be such a calamity of them that they wished that Higgs'd stuck around? Doesn't seem all that far-fetched does it.

Similar thing happened to me. I replied, "Well, I was going to wear a Gas shirt but I was afraid I might relegate myself."

Made I laugh...

Whiteness - they like that.

* Four

Shrewsbury and Sainsbury’s Shrewsbury and Sainsbury’s

Since their run to the FA Cup QF in 2008, they have gone out at the first round stage 7 out of 9 times and the only teams they have beaten in that time were Crawley, York, AFC Totton and Corby.

Strange that Swansea is one of the few league clubs that feature a UJ prominently at their ground these days (not a flag I would fly). Back on topic, looking forward to seeing the Gas get KO’d by another non-League club. Truro would be amusing.