Taz

I admit that I have never been inside the Mem - not interested in rugby, and when we were playing them in the league/cups, I refused to pay money to go there on the principal that they would benefit financially. How the hell can they mock ANYTHING when the inside of their "ground" looks like that!?

You're mistaken. The poor bloke is trying to get out, but the woman in the orange coat is making him stay until the end of the game.

Is that rag supposed to be blue and white, or blue and grey?

Don't forget to get him booked in for the op as well. Don't want that reproducing....

May be a stupid question, but are clubs audited regularly? I mean other than the usual inland revenue etc - do the FA actually do anything themselves? If they don't, why is there not a team of people, a bit like ofsted for schools, that go around the country randomly picking clubs and checking that they are being ran properly? These fit and proper tests are all well and good, but look at some of these owners in the past few years, how they get approval is beggars belief. Start from the bottom and work their way up the leagues. It's predominantly going to be the lower league clubs that are suffering the most, and will need the help the before the Championship/Premiership clubs do - they're more likely to be able to bail themselves out. Once the auditors have assessed all of the league clubs, they then start randomly picking from the entire football pyramid - one day at Old Trafford, and the next at Huish Park. If there are anomalies found during the audits, then the club's are given x amount of weeks/months to prove that they are doing something to get back on track. If they can't prove that they can do this, then the club is put up for sale, and offers are looked at by the association/auditors, taking all power out of the current owners hands. It would stop all of this crap at Bury from happening again. Of course if this happens already, then someone clearly isn't doing a very good job at it!!!

Is that the new hospitality lounge?

Silly assheads. And no that isn't a typo.

Knowing what that belter is like, that's probably his contact....

Bolton have no manager or assistant now, both have resigned.

Jesus, it aint tinder...

I hope nobody was looking over your shoulder at the time. If there was somebody over your shoulder, I bet you wish you'd have been looking at some dodgy fetish porn.....

But he wasn't drying his hands. Bloody pervert.

You might be onto something there. Perhaps that 'orrible nasty Pantsdown is giving the order to buy up as many Chelsea players to try and lure the very nice man Wally down to the gate and switch allegiances. Then he'll try and buy the fruit market, UWE space and the Mem refuse site from under their noses, and wind the nations nation's favourite club up into oblivion. That's the real reason we're buying so many Chelsea players. Conspiracy I tell you.

Did you get a lift with @Robbored?

But will they? They can't pay the ones they have regularly, what chance have they got with more players.

7 senior players, 2 of which are goalkeepers. Can't even field a full team if one of the goalkeepers plays outfield! Let's be fair, they're not going to sign anybody any time soon, as nobody in their right mind would surely want to go there and not get paid.

Now can't fulfil their Pre-season game against Preston.... 23 team league season?

Hartcliffe late 90s early 00s - rush backs and drop backs were both widely accepted.

Woman on the left seems to be taking a keen interest in the screen

Going to the wall aren't they? Refusing to play the fixture at the end of last season, calling off a friendly (again - not the first time), and a squad so small it makes Rovers look like Man City!! The tweets from Mark Little above, goes to show how a club like Rovers can afford him. Going so long without being paid, probably jumped at the first club that came calling.

Doubt it. Probably thinks that they're top of the league now....

No that was when Babestation appeared on the TV. Coincidentally the carpets needed another clean after as well....

Guess it depends if they play it when the opposition score. Wouldn't put it past them

Knowing them they'll show them shots of Ashton Gate and say, look how great it is. Poor deluded souls....

the1stlescott Newbie 14 minutes ago Quote Signed a Chelsea reject for 8m, more money they're spunking up the wall trying to get to the 'promised land' :rofl: Chelsea reject? He has a very good point, I think we should be going for Coventry's out of contract players instead....