SecretSam

Up the Arse (see? Another footie reference)

F?

FFS, never in a million years

Manuel?

Nah, intramuscular injection

Look, I buy my booze in a small Asda on a hospital campus. Limited horizons. I need tasting notes.

Cobblers... City's yellow away kit is gash. Rovers suck. England band are toilet. Loadsa footie content.

Cores still in it, I assume?

54...?

Boom, nicely set up and smashed home ?

No idea what that is Nor that

I had to look up where that was...

It's close season. Bu99er all to talk about. Mine's an Estrella, yours?

I'll take 10sqm, my garden's a ******* disgrace

Is that a stand with an actual proper roof? As opposed to a horse blanket?

I bloody hate the England 'band'

And we got him in exchange for that arseplank McLaren. Shelts and Dave Rennie in the middle...class

Who is the co-commentator on C4? Dude, STFU

Confident lad

That's not how it works...

Do you have a link, @Eddie Hitler?

It's surprising how few you need to make it viable. Custom kit makers will even do one-offs.

A bit niche this, but at the weekend, whilst marshalling at a cycling event, I saw a chap in a Spurs cycling jersey - and googling it, there's an official one available: Spurs cycling jersey I was wondering if there was any chance of our lot being imaginative enough to do something like that?

That is now its official name.

When I was a kid, my stepdad (?) wanted to watch the Big Match on ITV Sunday lunchtime, round at his Aunt's. He went out of his way to avoid finding out the score, and when we arrived the first thing he said was "Don't tell me the score, Hilda, I want to watch the Big Match" She said "OK, fine. Bloody rubbish game anyway, weren't any goals" I swear I nearly died laughing.