Antman

Jimmy Savile's family have had his

gravestone and the flowers around it

removed as a mark of respect.

That just leaves a small hole and no bush.

It's what he would have wanted.

So I went to the record shop and I said “What have you got by The Doors?” He said: “A bucket of sand and a fire blanket!”

(possible Tim Vine alert)

i've just been to my dentist, i sat down in the chair and he said 'say aaah' I said 'why?' he replied 'because my dog's died'

I had a team of racing snails, they weren't doing too well, going really slow and losing races, so I took their shells off, but it only made them more sluggish

Personally invading the pitch no longer appeals to me like it once did. Maybe thats to do with maturity. I didn't need to be on the pitch to enjoy the celebrations.

To be honest nothing will ever beat the feelings of reaching the old First Division on that night in 1976. That memory wil stay with me for ever.

YOU POMPOUS GREAT ####!!!

I'm more than happy to be immature at 46! To stand singing away in the centre circle at the end was great fun.

I'm planning on coming into Ashton gate from L.A this Saturday.

(Hell, it's some walk from Long Ashton)

Meeting it is then in the Commonwealth museum and a vote by lesbians and employees of the race relation board should see Bristol having to apologise.

your point?

he made it quite clear 'we were going downhill' !!!

erm...since then we've hardly been climbing the league!!

He was pretty spot on really!!!