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1 hour ago, Ska Junkie said:

I'm in Manchester next week for a few days and one of the lads up there is a big Bolton fan. I'm thinking of going on Tuesday (home stands obviously) just to see how truly shite they are, as I've nothing better to do.

Wass reckon? Shall I? Would I be forgiven?

Do it! 

2 hours ago, AppyDAZE said:

Forgive my ignorance. I'm a South Bristol boy, born and bred.

From God's chosen land. Same here babber. We might be ignorant, but blessed. 

White punks on dope.. the tubes

4 hours ago, Banjo Island said:

A gas kiddie i know told me weve bi taken over by jordanian billionaires but its evolution not revolution wtf thats meant to mean ive no ideal but it seems to have worked a treat

@Banjo Islandgot to say that it's been yonks since I've seen anyone say or post 'ideal' instead of idea.

Great to see that the Bristolian dialect is alive and well. Some say it's simply adding an L to the end of words, but it also could be adding an 'aw' which in the great Bristolllian dialect sounds similar. 

And yes. He is doing a gert lush job there babber. 

Long may it continue. 

Up The City

6 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

 

Radio Bristol were saying 6. 
Think it must have counted the Peterborough draw. 

Yes, I heard that too but it confused me. 

It's still a cracking start for the new man at the helm of the pirate ship though

12 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

6 games without a win for the new Messiah.
I’m starting to warm to him..! 

Help me out here, I'm missing a game somewhere. He became manager of the gash on the 23rd December. I've got Wimbledon (lost), Fleetwood (drew), Don's (lost), Coventry (drew), Stevenage (lost). 

Which result am I missing? 

1 minute ago, Masala said:

Emeralds and Diamonds. Can be a link song to sing or song to artist.

Ah yes, I see it now. How thick I am.

Thanks for assisting me.

12 hours ago, Masala said:

Diamond dogs - David Bowie

Seen it, next post.... is... 

7 hours ago, stephenkibby. said:

You Want It You Got It....Detroit Emeralds.

How does this have any correlation to the previous post? 

I'd like to occasionally join in, but if its just bollocks I'd rather not. 

It surely has to have some form of connection? 

4 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

That proper made me chuckle.

I've heard most obvious 'bants' joke before, but not that one!

Me too. Thanks for sharing. Made I chuckle too. 

But annoyingly, edit won't let me change laugh to l a f f

Criminal on a Bristolian forum! 

FTG

11 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

The gift that keep on err, TAKING!

One like wasn't enough. 

Bravo.

@Bristol Rob Cheers babber.

Let's keep the fun going. 

Made I laugh. 

Mansfield, MANSFIELD! HA, of all the teams he could have gone to. 

And one that's 18th in League Two. Brilliant, just brilliant.

The gift truly keeps giving. 

Anyone know where Coughlans family are based. I know it's Northern but not sure how north?

Family, personal and professional considerations are obviously paramount, but if true, to drop from 4th in League one to 18th in League two speaks volumes.

That video from the Villa boys is comedy gold. 

The Gash really are the jealous and bitter little brother of Bristolian football.

I actually feel a little bit sorry for them....................I'm over that now, **** 'em, bell ends.

3 hours ago, Maesknoll Red said:

Stop it, getting our hopes up, although, what a nice Xmas gift that would be

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me.

The Rovers going into administree. 

Pretty crap lyrics but you get the sentiment.

I see on the Bristol Live website that our Mayor, Marvin Rees says that the council will do all they can to help the gash find a new home, possibly at the fruit market site. 

I hope his feelings are shared equally towards Bristol City and all other clubs and sporting institutions. 

We and other bodies seem to be able to support ourselves and improve where we can. So should the gash by their own means. This "poor old Rovers" bollocks does my swede in! 

Wasn't it the 28th October?

19 minutes ago, Boring Sag said:

Yeah no I 100% agree. 

You said "Yeah no".

Your not Darrell Clarke are you?

2 hours ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said:

I had 2 Triumph Heralds, 1 Vitesse and a Mk1 Morris Cooper 1275S (not all at same time). Also started out with a popsicle purple Yam FS1E.

Put a Mk3 Spit engine in one Herald, and it was pretty quick.

Wish I kept the Cooper and the Fizz.

@Mike Hunt-HertzI too started off with a green Triumph Herald. Cracking little motor. Then got a 1600E. Found out it was 2 cars welded together. Pulled away sharpish from the lights at the top of Winterstoke Road and the drivers seat fixing bolts came away and I ended up on the back seat, frantically scrambling back to try and stop the car from going into the boozer opposite. They don't make 'em like that anymore!

Prior to that had a Garelli Tiger Cross. My dad worked at Rolls Royce and re-bored the piston, it went like shit off a shovel. That got nicked from Filton Technical College the day I put a Gert big chain on it for security.

FTG

17 minutes ago, BS3City said:

Absolutely no way whatsoever do we loan anyone or anything to those scumbags.

I wouldn't even lend them the cheese off the end of my knob or the steam off my piss.

Plenty of other options for our up and coming youngsters.

F#ck 'em...

Now come on, don't namby pamby about. 

If you've got something to say about the gash, let it out.

1 minute ago, Bristol Rob said:

Fair enough.

But Miah probably prefers Carling to Thatchers, Chinese food to Indian AND watches Love Island.

Ha, good response. 

Yes, he probably does....poor soul.

Life has dealt him a bad hand. Or he has just made shocking decisions in life.

Not surprising really, if you chose to support the gash.

UP THE CITY

14 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

Probably walks up and down Gloucester Road with a MAGA hat and a pro Brexit banner as well.

@Bristol Rob Please don't bring Brexit or other politics bollocks into it. There's a different forum for that.

10 hours ago, Wanderingred said:

Yes, but only one of Scunny/Plymouth would need to overtake them. For example, Scunny could lose both their remaining games and finish 22nd, but that 21st place is still up for grabs. I just did a league table predictor by putting in the scores of the remaining games. This was the result.

It's still entirely possible, albeit it would require a couple of unlikely away wins from Southend and Wimbledon.

Wow, didn't spot that scenario. 

Thanks for educating me. 

It can't really happen though, can it?! 

It would be such a tragedy

31 minutes ago, Red7 said:

Isn't there a still a chance (please!) of that shower of she-ite going down if they lose their last two games and then Wimbledon and Scunny each win their last two games? Southend would then need 4 points, and Wycombe and Shrews would need a point each. Unlikely, but would be funny as…

I so 'kin hope so.

If Scunny win their last two games to overtake the gash, that means Muff can't overtake them as they're playing Scunny on the last day. So the gash stay up either way.

29 minutes ago, weepywall said:

Think there are to many teams below them playing each other for them to go down although they have history of really f---ing up they were 300/1 to go down with paddy power if anyone fancies it !!

It unfortunately isn't going to happen this season.

The Muff are up against the Scunthorpe on the last day, make of that what you will, but it means there simply aren't enough points available to send them down.

Spawny gits.