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I stand to be corrected but thought Gasheads, like Mules, were all Jaffas...... Another lesser known similarity is neither are able to see a thing staring them directly in the face.....

Always thought he might be 'gender fluid' - clearly never had the balls to be a man(ager).....

What, her cover of The Band classic - " The Night They Drove Ole DarrelC Down"? "And all the City were signing, ha ha ha ha ha ha...."

Just about goes to show what The Evil's fit for these days - to adorn the bottom of a litter tray. Firstly, just because somebody owns an entity gives no indication as to their intention or obligation to support its existence, let alone the status of friends or relations of the owner. Clearly an owner's net worth may suggest to what extent they'll likely provide support, but thats confidence only. In Wally's case very little is known about his and his family's investments and liabilities. AJIB appears to be their main asset and for that we do know about Wally. He holds just over 5.9 million shares, which at present value are worth in the region of £8.6m.

Let's hope the courts mete out Ruff Justice.....

Of course, if you know your Sondheim the final, epiphanal lyric is: ".....Don't bother, they're here....."

Or perhaps the lack of tents indicates it's from last season when they played on that barren black, tacky surface....

Many clubs place inspirational signs for their players when exiting the tunnel. Looks like Gasheads have taken it upon themselves to do likewise.....

Didn't the interviewer's first question end with the tautological ".....going forward..."?

But as the chant goes: "One Mark Goldberg, There's only one Mark Goldberg..." and nobody in their right mind would follow suit......

They won't have to take them down as I understand a storm's due to blow through at the weekend and will do the job for them......

I hope to God you're right there Major. 'Tupper' Ware - perchance should any stadium arise from his funding it'll be called EWE?

Less bothered by the tent than, should my pixels not deceive me, what appears to be Hitler admiring his handiwork from the front row. The Turd Reich is coming for us ....

Suddenly The Gas references appear apt. Like Lamplighters and following Miners who unearted the coal that kept the Town Gas flowing they're in the final throws of claiming the moral imperative. "I'd rather uphold the tradition of what I have than admit to the temptations of progress." And soon, like the aforementioned, they'll be confined to the pages of tattered history books. A Scargillesque Henbury Gas bewigged and clutching his hand painted, part soiled bedsheet, proclaiming "This will always be my home," as the Horfield highrises tower taller than Warboys in his prime over his shoulder. And his one remaining comrade, looking ever sheepish knowing he's betrayed both mate and cause by opting for a Mangoes season ticket. It'll make a magnificent Evil front cover.

Well at least they have their strap line sorted: "The Future's Bright: The Future's Gorringe"

Take heed not to josh as they're coming for us. I have it on good authority that post purchase of a box of chalk the brick wall behind the bogs will, once the 5 a side goal has been drawn, become 'Wembley' - loser in goal, and kicker retrieves from the flat roof. At the junction where the wall abuts the shed this will become a multipurpose stadia hosting Pro Coin Toss and Marbles.

Yeah, I've always thought as much when walking around the handball, basketball, hockey and water polo arenas that comprise FC Barcelona - what ever became of them I ask myself? Lost to obscurity in a franchised wilderness......

WeeLee's doing all right (for the moment) and it's all ifs and buts as to whether we'd be better or worse off had he not been appointed in the first place, or sacked in the interim. He's had a decent amount of resource to play with during his time and whether or not that's been well utilised remains a matter for debate, which itself suggests things aren't that cut and dried. Reference to Gary only goes to show that temporary league standing and managerial capability aren't directly correlated. Cooper, for example, was an outstanding manager working with the limited resources he had available, set up much of the success enjoyed by Jordan, but never achieved that much in respect of league standing. Important thing is so long as results are good it matters not whether it's WeeLee or resource that's the vital factor. True test is what happens when results take a downturn and we've had two pretty polarised seasons in that respect. Hopefully not to be repeated this, so we get behind WeeLee and the boys and push toward lands our rivals will never inhabit.

And perhaps we'd be higher up the pyramid as a result..... Nicer problems to have (not that your boys would understand given matters preoccupying their attention.)

That's more forgivable - why imagine Gasheads would ever wash their hands......

I heard tale, sourced from somebody who worked on site, that at one bar, where they'd redesigned from 'perimeter' to 'island' that late in the day when an installer turned up to plumb in the sinks he couldn't locate any 'wet' services. They'd neglected to reroute both pipework and drainage to the centre of the room.

A quantum physicist might also argue that their component parts exist in parallel universes - where they are and where they perceive themselves to be.... though in their case they've few Quarks, many Strangeones but no Charms whatsoever.

Driving back to London after each match is a pain, though somewhat sweetened last night by DC's post match comments on Twentystone. Ooooo are they in trouble.....?

Surprise? If it transpires to be Rod Hull as a 'sleeping partner' then that's the greatest euphemism of all time.

If they did end up at Fry's at least they'd be right to claim that for most of the football season they'd something we could only aspire to - a water polo team ?