TRL Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 From my driving experience, clearly only 1 or 2 enlightened souls have. Are they souls because they have caused the crash, and are now heading north? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 I clearly should have been born a bloke! Life would be so much easier! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Ian M Posted May 24, 2012 Admin Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 I clearly should have been born a bloke! Life would be so much easier! Well yeah, you'd be able to drive well for starters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screech Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Well yeah, you'd be able to drive well for starters Incoming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
II Wurzel II Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Well yeah, you'd be able to drive well for starters Wouldn't have to wash up either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 I clearly should have been born a bloke! Life would be so much easier! Rubbish, you have big decisions to make being a bloke. What should I scratch first, my balls or arse. Women have it so easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Wouldn't have to wash up either No headaches at bed time either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 People that type +1 Or What he said. As a reply to a forum discussion. If you have opinion, express it. +1 and what he said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Well yeah, you'd be able to drive well for starters I fell into that one didn't I? No headaches at bed time either! I've never had that particular issue - honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 I clearly should have been born a bloke! Life would be so much easier! That would make me gay and I simply am not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portland Bill Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Middle lane drivers. Soap operas. Shit weather at weekends. People who drive there cars with music blasting out because they think,I will think,there cool.... *****! Working out where to put commas in sentences. Getting up at 5am. Being tired out by 7pm. So called football fans that never go to a fn match. People from Somerset who support teams from London and Manchester, but support Somerset cricket, because " it's where I'm from,innit". People who watch sky and think they are football experts,you have never been to a "live" football match you xxxx. People I work with that are plastic premier league fans that take the piss because I support City..aaaaarggggggg. I feel much better now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screech Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 People who use Bored.com as a statement People who #dothiswhenithasnolink as if it's #f.......gfunny #c...ts People who shoot birds and class it as fun People who chase and kill foxes for fun People who drive flash cars and think they own the road and proceed to drive as arrogant w.....rs People who wear tracksuits, have baseball caps and white trainers and have spots all over their face and walk like they have been rogered by a horse People who drive Lorries and overtake other lorries on motorways when they are doing half a mile per hour difference and clog up all lanes for miles People who shout at staff in retail shops as if it's their fault that the cheap chinese crap they have bought has gone wrong People who find it their duty to bore everyone that they are on a particular diet which is much better than the last diet they were on, yet 2 weeks later they are off the diet fatter than they were before People who talk to you at work as if you were pals then talk about you when you are not there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thejam Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 What really irks me off is when a name is mentioned on here, you get stupid comments like * i signed him on fm once* What the hell has anything got to do wid stoopid video games? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelbcfc Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 MY EX ****ING WIFE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew-T Posted May 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Another one to add to the list.. - Nimbys stirring utter rubbish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Another one to add to the list.. - Nimbys stirring utter rubbish! Having to wait ages for the delivery of my bamboo and sniper rifle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BcfcLamb Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 this +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avalonred Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 +1 what he said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Cars who take frigging ages to overtake cyclists! Yes you might have to increase your speed a little bit, but for the love of god get on with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldstandrobin Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Latest that has happened to me this last few months: Call Centres for Government Departments manned by jobsworths who will not answer your questions and you know you are talking to a muppet who's main objective is to p**s you off and not let you talk to someone to get the answers you need. ( Insider Info: Missus used to work in call centre years ago for Bristol Council and her directive was to keep all calls away from the departments that the caller wanted to talk to) When I found out I sentenced her to watch a Gas game for 90 minutes. Instant Cure ! :ill: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
II Wurzel II Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Automated phone calls Press 1 for this, 2 for that, 3 for this and 4 for that....or 5 to hang up !!! then, 1 for this, for that, 3 for this or 4 to return to the main menu.....or 5 to hang up then ...... "sorry your through to the wrong department, hold the line whilst we transfer you" and then you get cut off..Grrrrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davros Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 The BBC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 This could be a long list Middle lane drivers People that think driving at 50 mph is acceptable speed on a clear motorway People that dont indicate People that constantly pull out on me at the round about near my house People who indicate right when the are going straight on! My landlord who wont fix anything unless we threaten to not pay rent! I work in a shop... People who wont get off their phone whilst paying People who dont say please or thankyou People who give me a torrent of abuse for doing my job People who complain about being in a rush when shopping when it is obviously going to be busy! Shoplifters People who play thier music on speaker on buses and trains People who talk so loadly on the phone you feel apart of their conversation People who complain about things that are in their power to fix but carn't be arsed to fix it! The only way is essex, made in chelsea etc. People who form ill informed opinions Nick Griffin Joey Barton People who make personal injury calims when barely hurt The cost of petrol The cost of car insurance People who think fad diets are sustainable Cold callers People who ring you of unknown number and dont bother to leave a voicemail People on benefits that can work but dont want to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Broadcasting bollocks consistantly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 This could be a long list Middle lane drivers People that think driving at 50 mph is acceptable speed on a clear motorway People that dont indicate People that constantly pull out on me at the round about near my house People who indicate right when the are going straight on! My landlord who wont fix anything unless we threaten to not pay rent! I work in a shop... People who wont get off their phone whilst paying People who dont say please or thankyou People who give me a torrent of abuse for doing my job People who complain about being in a rush when shopping when it is obviously going to be busy! Shoplifters People who play thier music on speaker on buses and trains People who talk so loadly on the phone you feel apart of their conversation People who complain about things that are in their power to fix but carn't be arsed to fix it! The only way is essex, made in chelsea etc. People who form ill informed opinions Nick Griffin Joey Barton People who make personal injury calims when barely hurt The cost of petrol The cost of car insurance People who think fad diets are sustainable Cold callers People who ring you of unknown number and dont bother to leave a voicemail People on benefits that can work but dont want to Out of interest, whay is 50 unacceptable on a clear motorway? surely more repercussions on a busy motorway, unless it is in conjuntion with 2 others going 51 and 52 in middle and outer lanes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoliver92 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 As of this morning, the british bullshitting company are right up there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermit the Frog Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Well yeah, you'd be able to drive well for starters Wouldn't have to wash up either Both made me laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshyshaw Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Should of Could of Would of I could not agree with this one more, read one flew over the cuckoo's nest and they make that mistake all the time. Really gets to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokey Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 The Jock and his quality SPL players Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
citybabe Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 At the risk of sounding like a miserable old bag! Drivers who don't indicate - If I could read minds I'd be sipping Mojito's in Barbados with George Clooney not driving my son's Corsa round Sleepy ****ing Hollow! Using 'yourself' and 'myself' - it's 'you' and 'me' FFS!! Glory hunting football 'fans' - what's wrong with supporting your local team (even if its the sags!) Steven Gerrard & Joey Barton (nasty Scouse gobshites!) That student on the BT ad - I really want to punch the little Tw*t! the girl student on the same ad - I can't believe how stupid she is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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