Jump to content
IGNORED

What Pisses You Off?


Lew-T

Recommended Posts

I clearly should have been born a bloke!

Life would be so much easier!

Rubbish, you have big decisions to make being a bloke.

What should I scratch first, my balls or arse.

Women have it so easy.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Middle lane drivers.

Soap operas.

Shit weather at weekends.

People who drive there cars with music blasting out because they think,I will think,there cool.... *****!

Working out where to put commas in sentences.

Getting up at 5am.

Being tired out by 7pm.

So called football fans that never go to a fn match.

People from Somerset who support teams from

London and Manchester, but support Somerset cricket, because " it's where I'm from,innit".

People who watch sky and think they are football experts,you have never been to a "live" football match you xxxx.

People I work with that are plastic premier league fans that take the piss because I support City..aaaaarggggggg.

I feel much better now.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

People who use Bored.com as a statement

People who #dothiswhenithasnolink as if it's #f.......gfunny #c...ts

People who shoot birds and class it as fun

People who chase and kill foxes for fun

People who drive flash cars and think they own the road and proceed to drive as arrogant w.....rs

People who wear tracksuits, have baseball caps and white trainers and have spots all over their face and walk like they have been rogered by a horse

People who drive Lorries and overtake other lorries on motorways when they are doing half a mile per hour difference and clog up all lanes for miles

People who shout at staff in retail shops as if it's their fault that the cheap chinese crap they have bought has gone wrong

People who find it their duty to bore everyone that they are on a particular diet which is much better than the last diet they were on, yet 2 weeks later they are off the diet fatter than they were before

People who talk to you at work as if you were pals then talk about you when you are not there

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Latest that has happened to me this last few months:

Call Centres for Government Departments manned by jobsworths who will not answer your questions and you know you are talking to a muppet who's main objective is to p**s you off and not let you talk to someone to get the answers you need.

( Insider Info: Missus used to work in call centre years ago for Bristol Council and her directive was to keep all calls away from the departments that the caller wanted to talk to) When I found out I sentenced her to watch a Gas game for 90 minutes. Instant Cure !

:ill: :ill: :ill:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Automated phone calls

Press 1 for this, 2 for that, 3 for this and 4 for that....or 5 to hang up !!!

then, 1 for this, for that, 3 for this or 4 to return to the main menu.....or 5 to hang up

then ...... "sorry your through to the wrong department, hold the line whilst we transfer you" and then you get cut off..Grrrrrr

Link to comment
Share on other sites

This could be a long list

Middle lane drivers

People that think driving at 50 mph is acceptable speed on a clear motorway

People that dont indicate

People that constantly pull out on me at the round about near my house

People who indicate right when the are going straight on!

My landlord who wont fix anything unless we threaten to not pay rent!

I work in a shop...

People who wont get off their phone whilst paying

People who dont say please or thankyou

People who give me a torrent of abuse for doing my job

People who complain about being in a rush when shopping when it is obviously going to be busy!

Shoplifters

People who play thier music on speaker on buses and trains

People who talk so loadly on the phone you feel apart of their conversation

People who complain about things that are in their power to fix but carn't be arsed to fix it!

The only way is essex, made in chelsea etc.

People who form ill informed opinions

Nick Griffin

Joey Barton

People who make personal injury calims when barely hurt

The cost of petrol

The cost of car insurance

People who think fad diets are sustainable

Cold callers

People who ring you of unknown number and dont bother to leave a voicemail

People on benefits that can work but dont want to

Link to comment
Share on other sites

This could be a long list

Middle lane drivers

People that think driving at 50 mph is acceptable speed on a clear motorway

People that dont indicate

People that constantly pull out on me at the round about near my house

People who indicate right when the are going straight on!

My landlord who wont fix anything unless we threaten to not pay rent!

I work in a shop...

People who wont get off their phone whilst paying

People who dont say please or thankyou

People who give me a torrent of abuse for doing my job

People who complain about being in a rush when shopping when it is obviously going to be busy!

Shoplifters

People who play thier music on speaker on buses and trains

People who talk so loadly on the phone you feel apart of their conversation

People who complain about things that are in their power to fix but carn't be arsed to fix it!

The only way is essex, made in chelsea etc.

People who form ill informed opinions

Nick Griffin

Joey Barton

People who make personal injury calims when barely hurt

The cost of petrol

The cost of car insurance

People who think fad diets are sustainable

Cold callers

People who ring you of unknown number and dont bother to leave a voicemail

People on benefits that can work but dont want to

Out of interest, whay is 50 unacceptable on a clear motorway? surely more repercussions on a busy motorway, unless it is in conjuntion with 2 others going 51 and 52 in middle and outer lanes :)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

At the risk of sounding like a miserable old bag!

Drivers who don't indicate - If I could read minds I'd be sipping Mojito's in Barbados with George Clooney not driving my son's Corsa round Sleepy ****ing Hollow!

Using 'yourself' and 'myself' - it's 'you' and 'me' FFS!!

Glory hunting football 'fans' - what's wrong with supporting your local team (even if its the sags!)

Steven Gerrard & Joey Barton (nasty Scouse gobshites!)

That student on the BT ad - I really want to punch the little Tw*t!

the girl student on the same ad - I can't believe how stupid she is!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...