II Wurzel II Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Electric shocks when you get out of the car, I'm yet to master the perfect exit. Must look a right dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Electric shocks when you get out of the car, I'm yet to master the perfect exit. Must look a right dick It's your shoes. Failing that, try this. To avoid shocks when getting out of the car - HOLD the metal door frame before you get out KEEP HOLDING as you get out, until you are fully out of the car. It's easy with practice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Politicians, all of them , yeah including that liberal **** Ming, hate him the most of all Europe, and Europeans The Euro, Greece, Portugal and Spain, LAZY WORK SHY **** I hope you all get sold to China BBC Breakfast Weather girl (scottish one) and the two dull as shit presenters Guuuud Munning!!!!! *** of you annoyingly happy cow. Car drivers, I hate most of you. not so funny when i drag you out of your car after you mouth off at me on my bike when you hit the red light are you? Pieces of shit RnB, Rap music, Black music in general, apart from Rihana who i love. Hipsters, ******* hipsters. Apathy Sags. I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screech Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Politicians, all of them , yeah including that liberal **** Ming, hate him the most of all Europe, and Europeans The Euro, Greece, Portugal and Spain, LAZY WORK SHY **** I hope you all get sold to China BBC Breakfast Weather girl (scottish one) and the two dull as shit presenters Guuuud Munning!!!!! *** of you annoyingly happy cow. Car drivers, I hate most of you. not so funny when i drag you out of your car after you mouth off at me on my bike when you hit the red light are you? Pieces of shit RnB, Rap music, Black music in general, apart from Rihana who i love. Hipsters, ******* hipsters. Apathy Sags. I Teddy, I have called Margorie, she will be there in 5 minutes, she apologises for not coming around sooner with the magic beans that make you feel like Happy Teddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Teddy, I have called Margorie, she will be there in 5 minutes, she apologises for not coming around sooner with the magic beans that make you feel like Happy Teddy. Cheers mate, dam that bitch, but cheers, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearded_red Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 People who would never usually dream of watching Cricket miraculously turning into experts when The Ashes are on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 People who would never usually dream of watching Cricket miraculously turning into experts when The Ashes are on. Very very true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Electric shocks when you get out of the car, I'm yet to master the perfect exit. Must look a right dick My mum has one of those annoying things that scrapes against the floor wherever she drives to combat electric shocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 g BBC Breakfast Weather girl (scottish one) Sags. I That stupid bint who can't say "Eastern or Western" you dozy cow IT IS NOT "Eastran or Westran " ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 That stupid bint who can't say "Eastern or Western" you dozy cow IT IS NOT "Eastran or Westran " ! Aye you got it , She's so dam happy, its not fair, i need a shit load of pills from Marg to be even close to that level of happiness at 7am, urrrr. Gud Muning!!! ARRRRAGH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
II Wurzel II Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 It's your shoes. Failing that, try this. To avoid shocks when getting out of the car - HOLD the metal door frame before you get out KEEP HOLDING as you get out, until you are fully out of the car. It's easy with practice! If I do that Dolls it will be waiting for my return....Fully charged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTR Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Hollier than thou types,let he without sin cast the first stone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enoch Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 - Cyclist who go through red lights - Alarm clock going off in the morning - People who don't buy a round or use any excuse to insist it's not their round - Overly camp people - People who use facebook to moan - Teenage mums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockneyrobin Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 People who don't say thank you when you open a door for them. Scrawny white kids who walk around talking with a mock Jamaican accent People who talk about how much money they earn and how they wear the best designer clothes. Liars / Bullsh*tters / 2 Faced people Women with baby buggies who decide to walk alongside each other and block the whole pavement. People who always vent their anger at something via their Facebook status update and then someone on their friends list goes 'is everything ok hun?' <------ complete f*cktards People who use the term 'chin up' when they see you are down --- how about i just chin you as that would make me feel better? Cardiff City Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Celebs carrying the Torch; there are millions more deserving. Stupid health and saftey sh1te Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
everreddy Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Posters on here who aren't articulate and polite enough to ask "What really annoys you...?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brizzle Jordan Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 People who go out smelling - No excuse for it Noisy eaters Jehovah Witness knocking on my door Junk mail People who moan that they are fat but do nothing to solve it Reality TV shows Gloating Singers who have to mime Pimped up cars - Their owners need to grow up! Ray Wilkins who just talks utter garbage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brizzle Jordan Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 There are no girls who are 18 (my age) and look like Holly Willoughby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 In a queue to pay at the car park, where women (usually) have been queuing for 10 minutes, put their ticket in to be told it's £1.50 and only then decide to get out their purse. Not only that, they then take another 5 minutes sorting through their small change in order to pay the exact amount with 5 and 10ps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 There are no girls who are 18 (my age) and look like Holly Willoughby errrgggh she is a minger. Wonky face, weird eyes and a really weird shape. Granted her female form compared to my male form, I shouldn't be chucking stones in glass houses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 When my misses says "no, not tonight i have a headache" She never tells me that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brizzle Jordan Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 errrgggh she is a minger. Wonky face, weird eyes and a really weird shape. Granted her female form compared to my male form, I shouldn't be chucking stones in glass houses. Frankie Sandford from the Saturdays is probably even better. She is dating Wayne Bridge... lucky fella he is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Frankie Sandford from the Saturdays is probably even better. She is dating Wayne Bridge... lucky fella he is! you just saved your dignity there Jordan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor10 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 People who go out smelling - No excuse for it Noisy eaters Jehovah Witness knocking on my door Junk mail People who moan that they are fat but do nothing to solve it Reality TV shows Gloating Singers who have to mime Pimped up cars - Their owners need to grow up! Ray Wilkins who just talks utter garbage. Not a bad list but I am not having that on Ray Wilkins. He knows the game inside out. Things that piss me off- Annoying deluded Gas and swindon fans (I know way too many) Purple nose Alex Ferguson Man U and Liverpool fans Andy Gray and Richard Keys Some of the English press Arrogant people Noisy/messy eaters False accents attention seekers Idiot drivers I honestly could be here all night so I better stop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brizzle Jordan Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Not a bad list but I am not having that on Ray Wilkins. He knows the game inside out. Things that piss me off- Annoying deluded Gas and swindon fans (I know way too many) Purple nose Alex Ferguson Man U and Liverpool fans Andy Gray and Richard Keys Some of the English press Arrogant people Noisy/messy eaters False accents attention seekers Idiot drivers I honestly could be here all night so I better stop! Ray Wilkins talks absolute drivel. He is so boring and Gary Neville is 50x better imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Ray Wilkins talks absolute drivel. He is so boring and Gary Neville is 50x better imo. Neville does not know half of the things Wilkins has forgotten. Granted Wilkins isn't really a media showy type, and sounds dull, but he doesn't speak drivel, and doesn't orgasm when commentating. Now that truly was cringeworthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brizzle Jordan Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Neville does not know half of the things Wilkins has forgotten. Granted Wilkins isn't really a media showy type, and sounds dull, but he doesn't speak drivel, and doesn't orgasm when commentating. Now that truly was cringeworthy. I thought his reaction to the Torres goal at Barca was what commentators lack these days, Martin Tyler however still goes quite mad when an important goal goes in but Neville has such knowledge and is very good on the monday night football imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider head Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 City losing play off finals. City losing vs Cardiff City losing vs the gas City losing in games you know they had won City losing full stop yep had the hump for most of last seasion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 I thought his reaction to the Torres goal at Barca was what commentators lack these days, Martin Tyler however still goes quite mad when an important goal goes in but Neville has such knowledge and is very good on the monday night football imo. God no, that is what I hate, just like most tv today. Dumbed down drivel. He is better just talking about the game before or after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor10 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Ray Wilkins talks absolute drivel. He is so boring and Gary Neville is 50x better imo. He doesn't talk drivel. Drivel is what most idiots on here spout. He actually gives a non biased opinion on the game and talks well. People think he is boring because he is softly spoken. I rate Neville as a pundit but everything he says is through gritted teeth due to his love for Man U. His reaction to the Torres goal was a 'scoregasm'. I have heard better reactions, doesn't make him talk sense due to a good reaction though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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