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Drivers who have their front fog lights on in broad daylight (you don't look cool, you look like a tw.t)

Politicians

Dumb pretty women who's lifes ambition is to look and sound dumb to attract the nearest dumb rich footballer

Fake tits

Celebrities who adopt babies from Africa because they have moved on from pink poodles as the fashion accessory

Any show on TV that requires voting for a winner

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Cyclist that claim on you're car insurance when they don't pay insurance or tax! My mate knocked a cyclist of his bike on the passenger side of my car and the muppet claimed on my insurance and gone through injury claim... I lost 3 years no claims bonus when it wasn't my fault.... plus he is getting £7,000 of his injury claim! So if I was you don't knock over a cyclist.

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The other side to that coin of course is martyrs who turn up for work when they're sick and give me their stinking head cold which completely ruined my weekend.

:laughcont: I went into work with a proper bout of man flu a few weeks back and infected about 8 people I wasn't the most popular person for a while.

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No, there's two of us :)

Here goes. I've never watched -

I'm a Celebrity

The Voice

Dancing on Ice

Who wants to be a millionaire

Million Pound drop or any of those other programmes where poor people think money can be had without working for it.

etc

The only thing I've seen, because my kids watch it, is that dancing thing with Bruce Forsyth that tart from Bolton.

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The deference shown to Alex Ferguson by some interviewers.

Cold calling

Blocking off or changing road layouts without consulting me first

People doing 40+ in a supermarket car park

Any reality TV programme, it's breeding a nation of morons

Websites that claim to have a review of something but actually don't and give you the opportunity to be the first to review.

The prawn sandwich brigade taking the best seats at Wembley, then can't get their arses away from the bar

Footballers wages

Self service tills that won't work because theres something in the bagging area, like a bag

People that can't be bothered to put things in the bin

People that talk about money all the time

People that won't filter when 2 lanes merge (use both lanes, twice as many cars will get through the lights and we'll all get home quicker!)

This list may not be complete!

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Bad manners (not the singer, I actually quite like him)

People who say writ instead of wrote

Caravans

People who don't clean up after their dogs

The fact petrol prices go up 10 times quicker than they go down

Cold calls both phone and door to door

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Blokes that have a big camera stuck to their face in their avatar when it makes them look like a pretentious knob....... :fish::laughcont: :laughcont:

I work as a photographer and a porn star part time. Which job would you prefer me to display?

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  • what pisses me off ?...........t.w.a.t.s called peter crispin, who move to this area and because they have nothing better to do decide stop progress of OUR fine city , and stop jobs in an area where they are needed ....... also men with red trousers who appear to walk around with odd shaped carrots up their wrong un ........


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Followers/Armchair fans (NOT SUPPORTERS) of a Premier League football team thinking my opinion is irrelevant because I support a championship team.

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Liverpool fans still thinking they're the best team in England because they were good 20/30 years ago.

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People who leave breadcrumbs in the butter!

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Robbie Savage, El hadj Diouf, Marlon King, Ched Evans.

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Heavy handed policing at football.

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MOTD analysis which seems to go on forever + Old players analysing when they're so out of touch with the modern game

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Public transport never being on time.

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Edit: OH AND STEWART BLOODY DOWNING BEING IN THE ENGLAND SQUAD!

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Stupid money making phone in questions that a brain dead zombie could answer correct;

The loonies who phone in, giving their hard earned cash to these phone in questions and the people who are quite happy to take it from them.

Talent show phone ins to vote; giving your money to the millionares who sit on the panels and dont need it; and they decide anyway, so its a waste of time and your money, dont do it.

Rip off food/drink prices a footie matches.

Stupid money paid to footballers.

Foriegn imported players and managers/chairmen who have nothing to do with the area they are supposed to be representing and are keeping English youth out of the game; bring back the 2 foriegn players per club rule.

Religon.

Soft justice system.

VAT.

Tax on everything that moves.

Wasters at town hall and goverment who spend our money cause they can.

Strikers who think they can hold the country to ransom.

Gobby kids.

:read:

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Most of what pisses me off has been covered by others already apart from one. People who try to push in a queue whether it be on the roads or out shopping.

Mrs Robbo was queing up to use the ladies loo recently in Parc Quell in Bacelona recently. The queue was naturally made up of many nationalities when two Russian women turned up, probably mother and daughter rushed to the top of the line gesturing madly that they were both about to wet themsleves and went in ahead of everyone. Saw the same behaviour from Russians when on other holidays. They have no perception of a queue, they simply ignore it.

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Israel

Greens

Liberals

Cyclists

Militant Trade Unions

The EU

Parisians

The Mafia

Cold calling

Religios zealots

Yanks

Most Sags

Vegans

Idiots

My old neighbours

Peasants

The BBC

Fundamentalist Gingers

On the Night Garden

Tesco

Parish councils

The media love in with union not league

David Haye

EA

Cheryl Lloyd

Beliebers

#fanpowerstadium

The medical council

George Lucus post RotJ

Family Guy

The Sun

Guardian Readers

Russians

John Terry

That'll do for now

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Until I came across this thread i imagined I was the most miserable git around. Now I know I'm just in good company.

I could list many, but just one for now.

******** charity people on Bristol Bridge being over familiar and pretending to be my mate - to all of you, just **** off (I guess it's just hard sales people really)

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