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I work as a photographer and a porn star part time. Which job would you prefer me to display?

I think he has already admired your other work, and has subliminally already covered your reply :smartass: though how he can tell it's pretentious.....

pretentious knob....... :fish::laughcont: :laughcont:

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Liars

Ignorant people

Those bloody awful reality shows (TOWIE, X factor)

People who look down on others

Slow drivers

Sags

Taffs

Scousers

Cyclists on footpaths

Women who say football is crap then watch reality rubbish mentioned above.

John Terry

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Litterbugs.

Alsatians.

People who don't buy a round.

People who jump the queue at the bar.

Stuffed olives.

People who moan about their jobs...you are lucky to have one !

People who are always off sick..when they aren't.

Cyclists who don't wear helmets.

People who support clubs (not) other than those from their own city.

Being ripped off.

Negativity.

Wasps on the bus.

Why do my f@rts always stink ?

Why do cats always run in-front of cars ?

Rich pensioners who get free bus travel...what is that all about ?

People who iron pants & Knickers.

Why does it always rain when you hang the washing out ?

Serial moaners....whoops !

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What really p155e5 me off is that nowadays nothing is an accident - it always has to be someone's fault.

The reason for this is that we have imported the american claim and blame culture that has spawned a whole host of ambulance chasing solicitors, forcing up all our car insurance premiums, and PPI claim companies that tell me repeatedly that their records show that I am entitled to £thousands compensation for missold PPI when I have never taken it out.

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Jeremy Kyle Show "Guests". Some gene pools are just too small.

Doing card magic tricks to 12 year old lads - they will always lie about which card they selected. Tw*ts

Middle lane drivers.

Middle lane drivers TEXTING FFS?? What is wrong with you WU11 Z*H?

ring ring......."Good evening sir, am I talking to the man of the household?" "NO MATE< I'M A B*STARD TRANNIE" click...........

'Business' hotels charging £150 a night and yet won't let you keep the flat screen telly when you check out

Tellytubbies

Fresh fish

Human Resources Team - You are the personnel department, believe me

Striking baggage handlers

Downton Abbey (or similar period stuff) - never any norks on there

Simon next door

Pernod

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Nobody taking responsibility for their actions. Even when they're wrong they'll argue until they're blue in the face - they seem to think they have a right to do whatever they want.

Whether it's pushing in whilst driving and you beep at them - they go ape.

..or they push in at a queue

..or they've been caught on video committing a crime but still deny it.

..just general ignorance and acting thick !

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In order:-

1. People (women) who stand in a supermarket checkout queue for ages, get to their turn and then spend 20 minutes after they've packed their shopping fumbling around in their belongings for a payment card, then store card and then, hang on, we've 20 out of date vouchers.

2. People (yoof) who chuck their fast food wrappers out of car windows

3. People (wrinklies) who are middle lane drivers

4. People (Leeds fans) who sit in away stands in blatent disregard to HOME FANS ONLY rules, wear their team's shirt, celebrate when they score then complain when they get slapped.

5. People (politicians/religious leaders) who can't see that over population is going to cause either major world conflict or disease.

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Did anyone mention John Terry?

Several times, but it does no harm to keep mentioning what a complete helmet he is.

- David Cameron, Gideon Osborne and their ilk telling us how "we're all in this together" - Really? So how has the recession affected you? I suspect nowhere near as much as it has me and the other 99.999999% of the country.

- 'Professional' students - i.e those who conform to every stereotype that people have about students

- People in pubs who pay for 1 or 2 pints by card.

- People who suddenly become experts on football around the time of a major tournament, yet don't give a shite the rest of the time

- Motorists who have no common sense or awareness of what is around them. e.g, if you're at a traffic light-controlled roundabout and the light is green, don't go if you can't get through without blocking the path of the lane to your right, who could get through otherwise, as you'll block an entire line of traffic. Simply wait for a minute or so, and we'll all get to where we need to be a lot quicker.

- Women in work (and in my experience it is always women who do this, never men) who think that everyone else is interested in every detail of their kids' lives.

- Women in work on Slimming World/WeightWatchers who go on about it endlessley, either by lecturing about how many points/sins something has, or by deciding to have cake/chococlate/doughnuts every day, and then being genuinely shocked when they've put weight on each week.

- People who can't use your/you're and their/there/they're correctly.

- The fact that The Sun is the best-selling newspaper in this country. There are higher standards of journalism in an issue of the Beano.

- Tim Lovejoy

- Simon Cowell

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