KernowRed Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 whos the 3 over 70....bareold tick tock hes waiting!!!!!!! Just added the 4th--------proves supporting OTIB from 1949 keeps you young!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 You know you are blind when all women police officers look attractive! Edited for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldstandrobin Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 I'm 64 and as my picture suggests, I was a young mod in the 60's. Still ride a modded up Vespa ( mirrors chrome etc) and am restoring a red and white one as a tribute to the City. Will be finished by early Feb I hope and will get SC to pose on it if when we get out of this league. Only problem is that my local grocer keeps running out of Radox which I need after a ride out. As any caring old git I have a funeral plan and will be carried into Worle Crem to 'When the red red robin ! ' Thats after we have beaten Real madrid in the Champions league of course :facepalm: :clap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted November 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 This thread has proved fateful for me, picked up a mug on the way through the living room on Thursday morning.....something snapped, made it to work, but had to give up and come home. Been in bed ever since. Back is a bit stiff from time to time, but this is pure agony. 41 today feels like 81...... Sympathies Woodsy. 'Did' my back in '89 - yes, I remember the year - twisting awkwardly while bending and lifting my crying baby daughter out of her cot in the middle of the night. Absolute agony. Couldn't even get comfortable in bed for a couple of weeks so would spend all night sat at the table in the dark trying to keep my back as straight, and still, as possible. Felt like I'd become a very old man overnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 Sympathies Woodsy. 'Did' my back in '89 - yes, I remember the year - twisting awkwardly while bending and lifting my crying baby daughter out of her cot in the middle of the night. Absolute agony. Couldn't even get comfortable in bed for a couple of weeks so would spend all night sat at the table in the dark trying to keep my back as straight, and still, as possible. Felt like I'd become a very old man overnight. I've never had pain like this Noggers! Sitting down is agony, its bed with a hot water bottle for me, better than any drug going is that little beauty. Pretty much exhausted catch up tv, looking forward to the rugby this afternoon, does have some advantages! In 1989 I was laughing at my parents and their bad backs, just like my eldest just done to me.......she'll learn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marina's Rolls Royce Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 You know you are blind drunk when all women police officers look attractive! Edited for Fordy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 I've never had pain like this Noggers! Sitting down is agony, its bed with a hot water bottle for me, better than any drug going is that little beauty. Pretty much exhausted catch up tv, looking forward to the rugby this afternoon, does have some advantages! In 1989 I was laughing at my parents and their bad backs, just like my eldest just done to me.......she'll learn! Like most older guys I've had back problems on and off over many years. Problem is back problems are difficult to diagnose and I've actually paid for chiropractice - which didn't cure the problem. Eventually I found vascular dilatory gels and ointments which did at least ease the pain. Fortunately I haven't had a back problem for ages. It's my knees now........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted November 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 I've never had pain like this Noggers! Sitting down is agony, its bed with a hot water bottle for me, better than any drug going is that little beauty. Pretty much exhausted catch up tv, looking forward to the rugby this afternoon, does have some advantages! In 1989 I was laughing at my parents and their bad backs, just like my eldest just done to me.......she'll learn! Yep, hot water bottle followed by bag of frozen peas (wrapped in a tea towel) alternately I was advised. Also lie on the floor all day with your back straight but resting your legs over the arms of the settee. Might seem daft staring at the ceiling all day, but it eased the pain for me! Don't go to an osteopath or anything, from my experience their 'manipulations' are liable to make it worse. The good news is it goes away in most cases on its own if you accept the fact you need to really rest it. For your sake I hope you recover quicker than I did, because it really is incredibly painful and depressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izza Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 Talking of bad backs I have just had a micro dysectomy (spelling?) On my L5 disc. Should be out today. I can now actually put my own socks on and walk more than a few steps without having to lean on something for support. Probably the first ime my wife and kids saw me cry due to the pain at times. Sympathy to anyone who suffers from a bad back, until you've had one youjust cant appreciate it. Wife even said it looked worse pain than when she had our 2 kids. My brain still works like a kid but my body is aging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 It's my knees now........I am awaiting a call as to when I will get my 2 new ones installed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonR Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 +1 on the knackered Back list, horrible pain to say the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 Yep, hot water bottle followed by bag of frozen peas (wrapped in a tea towel) . You know my wife's cooking then Noggers? That's her take on Jamie's 15 minute meals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 I must be old as I can remember when the gas had a good team and actually occasionally beat City in local derbies! This is like VHS tapes, Watney's Red Barrel and Uncle Bonnie's Chinese R & B club - something that will never be seen again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 I must be old as I can remember when the gas had a good team and actually occasionally beat City in local derbies! This is like VHS tapes, Watney's Red Barrel and Uncle Bonnie's Chinese R & B club - something that will never be seen again. Aztec Bars, Double Diamond & Clan Dew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 We should rename this the 'bad back' thread! Noggers - I'm at the point where if I led on the floor right mow I'm not getting back up! Slept in the spare room Thursday night, bed is a bit higher than most, couldn't get off that! Had to ring the missus at work to come home and rescue me. Doesn't do much for your ego, does it? Was sat there for a good 30 mins in agony, just had to admit it wasn't going to happen and swallow my pride. Thankfully Mrs Woodsy only works a few miles away Izza, hope all has gone well mate, I worry that is my future, not being able to out socks on etc. somedays are a real struggle already Tone - why not see if you and Robbo can get in on a Bogof deal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK0wnag3 Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 I've started to notice that my farts are smelling like my old man's used to. All downhill from here I'd guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 I've started to notice that my farts are smelling like my old man's used to. All downhill from here I'd guess. My girlfriend let's me film her then fart on her and put them on YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BigTone Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 Tone - why not see if you and Robbo can get in on a Bogof deal! That's a possibility I suppose but sharing one with Robbo does create its own set of problems. I was going to go to "Knees R Us" in Cribbs when I'm next home to see what they could do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 My girlfriend let's me film her then fart on her and put them on YouTube That's one classy lady ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antman Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 youth is wasted on the young rocking the 50's!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 When i was younger i used to say to my mates...shit i drunk x amount last night.......now i just use one hand....phwoar !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 That's one classy lady ! She's the one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 She's the one She's the one The wedding reception should be fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplyRed Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Grey... but not bald - quite the opposite in fact! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 My girlfriend let's me film her then fart on her and put them on YouTube Wasted on YouTube, given the current state of technology Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Wasted on YouTube, given the current state of technology Think I can get on bbc3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Think I can get on bbc3 link or source not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bend it like brian Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 I've started to notice that my farts are smelling like my old man's used to. All downhill from here I'd guess. dont worry about that r kid its when your breath tastes like your mums pussy you gota worry .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 link or source not http://www.youtube.com/user/alexdalwood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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